# Guess The Movie From The Opening Line

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-movie-from-the-opening-line/143658>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [December 18, 2002, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-movie-from-the-opening-line/143658 "2002-12-18T21:41:33Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Mooch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7bcc69/32.png) [@Mooch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mooch)\
**Post date:** [December 19, 2002, 1:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-movie-from-the-opening-line/143658/61 "2002-12-19T13:55:51Z")

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Oh yeah, here’s a simple one:

“The Hovitos are near.”

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**Author:** ![Koxinga](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/4af34b/32.png) [@Koxinga](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Koxinga)\
**Post date:** [December 19, 2002, 2:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-movie-from-the-opening-line/143658/62 "2002-12-19T14:25:18Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Mooch \*  
> \*\ ***Three Kings** \*\*

That was quick. Did you know that off the top of your head, or did Google?

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**Author:** ![Cisco](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ccd318/32.png) [@Cisco](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cisco)\
**Post date:** [December 19, 2002, 2:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-movie-from-the-opening-line/143658/63 "2002-12-19T14:41:50Z")

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Atreyu: The Zero Effect.

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**Author:** ![kingpengvin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9dc877/32.png) [@kingpengvin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kingpengvin)\
**Post date:** [December 19, 2002, 2:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-movie-from-the-opening-line/143658/64 "2002-12-19T14:50:18Z")

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“I thought weapons were forbidden on this planet.”

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**Author:** ![Mooch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7bcc69/32.png) [@Mooch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mooch)\
**Post date:** [December 19, 2002, 3:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-movie-from-the-opening-line/143658/65 "2002-12-19T15:01:51Z")

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**Doghouse Reilly** ,

Off the top of my head. It is one of my favorite “war movies”.

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**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\
**Post date:** [December 19, 2002, 3:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-movie-from-the-opening-line/143658/66 "2002-12-19T15:25:27Z")

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“Almost Darling, but not quite.”

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**Author:** ![Atreyu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5e9695/32.png) [@Atreyu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atreyu)\
**Post date:** [December 19, 2002, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-movie-from-the-opening-line/143658/67 "2002-12-19T16:14:07Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Cisco \*  
> \*\*Atreyu: The Zero Effect. \*\*

Correct!

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**Author:** ![Atreyu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5e9695/32.png) [@Atreyu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atreyu)\
**Post date:** [December 19, 2002, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-movie-from-the-opening-line/143658/68 "2002-12-19T16:15:17Z")

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> \*Originally posted by kingpengvin \*  
> \*\*“I thought weapons were forbidden on this planet.” \*\*

**Star Trek V**?

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**Author:** ![BurnMeUp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/91b2a8/32.png) [@BurnMeUp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BurnMeUp)\
**Post date:** [December 19, 2002, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-movie-from-the-opening-line/143658/69 "2002-12-19T18:15:19Z")

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> \*Originally posted by notcynical \*  
> \*\ ***BurnMeUp** , if you’ve seen “Little Big Man”, you may remember the blind Cheyenne chief Old Lodge Skins telling Jack Crabb that “today is a good day to die”. Does anybody remember the context of this line? It’s been too long since I’ve seen it.
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Actually I remember it being a Cherokee saying because i read something about it in the biography of Geronmio. It’s a fairly common saying of their people… much like the Hong Kongese using “Have you eaten rice today” as a greeting.

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**Author:** ![Monstre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e274bd/32.png) [@Monstre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monstre)\
**Post date:** [December 19, 2002, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-movie-from-the-opening-line/143658/70 "2002-12-19T18:43:30Z")

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Another one:

“Exiting time knot now, sir.”

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**Author:** ![Pashnish\_Ewing](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8797f3/32.png) [@Pashnish\_Ewing](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pashnish_Ewing)\
**Post date:** [December 19, 2002, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-movie-from-the-opening-line/143658/71 "2002-12-19T20:26:05Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Mooch \*  
> \*\*Oh yeah, here’s a simple one:
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> “The Hovitos are near.” \*\*

A: Raiders of the Lost Ark

I have three:

Pash1 - “Okay, so tell me again about the hash bars.”

Pash2 - “I believe in the Church of Baseball.”

Pash3 - “Chapter One. He adored New York City.”

Fun Game!

Pash

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**Author:** ![panamajack](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/47e85d/32.png) [@panamajack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panamajack)\
**Post date:** [December 19, 2002, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-movie-from-the-opening-line/143658/72 "2002-12-19T21:00:30Z")

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Pash2 - _Bull Durham_

Here’s mine :

PJ1 - “Q: Deputy Minister, what do you believe is behind this recent increase in terrorist bombings?  
A: Bad Sportsmanship. A ruthless minority of people …”

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**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\
**Post date:** [December 19, 2002, 9:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-movie-from-the-opening-line/143658/73 "2002-12-19T21:03:14Z")

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> \*Originally posted by panamajack \*PJ1 - “Q: Deputy Minister, what do you believe is behind this recent increase in terrorist bombings?  
> A: Bad Sportsmanship. A ruthless minority of people …” \*\*

Brazil.

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**Author:** ![Fiddle\_Peghead](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fiddle_peghead/32/3506_2.png) [@Fiddle\_Peghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fiddle_Peghead)\
**Post date:** [December 19, 2002, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-movie-from-the-opening-line/143658/74 "2002-12-19T21:08:27Z")

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> \*Originally posted by notcynical \*  
> \*\*  
> “That crazy bird, he tried to kill us!”  
> “Did you stop to ask the bird his point of view?”
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> And if these are the second or third lines, I apologize. \*\*

I guess I violated the spirit of the OP, in admitting that the lines I quoted may not have been the first in the movie. So to propose a slight hijack, from which movie are the above lines spoken _early in the film?_

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**Author:** ![Fiddle\_Peghead](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fiddle_peghead/32/3506_2.png) [@Fiddle\_Peghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fiddle_Peghead)\
**Post date:** [December 19, 2002, 9:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-movie-from-the-opening-line/143658/75 "2002-12-19T21:09:40Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Pashnish Ewing \*  
> \*\*A: Raiders of the Lost Ark
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> I have three:
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> Pash3 - “Chapter One. He adored New York City.”
> 
> Pash \*\*

“Manhattan”

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**Author:** ![Ol\_Gaffer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Ol\_Gaffer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ol_Gaffer)\
**Post date:** [December 19, 2002, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-movie-from-the-opening-line/143658/76 "2002-12-19T21:20:51Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Pashnish Ewing \*  
> \*\*
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> Pash1 - “Okay, so tell me again about the hash bars.”
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> \*\*

Pulp Fiction.

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**Author:** ![HPL](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/3da27b/32.png) [@HPL](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HPL)\
**Post date:** [December 19, 2002, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-movie-from-the-opening-line/143658/77 "2002-12-19T21:24:48Z")

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“Here you are, sir.”

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**Author:** ![Joe\_Cool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ecb155/32.png) [@Joe\_Cool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Joe_Cool)\
**Post date:** [December 19, 2002, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-movie-from-the-opening-line/143658/78 "2002-12-19T21:25:54Z")

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> **Pash1 - "Okay, so tell me again about the hash bars."**

Pulp Fiction.

“Crossbow, this is watchdog.”

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**Author:** ![Legomancer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/779978/32.png) [@Legomancer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Legomancer)\
**Post date:** [December 19, 2002, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-movie-from-the-opening-line/143658/79 "2002-12-19T21:28:30Z")

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A beginning is a very delicate time.

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**Author:** ![Joe\_Cool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ecb155/32.png) [@Joe\_Cool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Joe_Cool)\
**Post date:** [December 19, 2002, 9:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-movie-from-the-opening-line/143658/80 "2002-12-19T21:30:50Z")

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Oh, and I have one more:

“The world is changing.”

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