# Guess The Movie From The Opening Line

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-movie-from-the-opening-line/143658>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [December 18, 2002, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-movie-from-the-opening-line/143658 "2002-12-18T21:41:33Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Jeu\_D\_esprit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/67e7ee/32.png) [@Jeu\_D\_esprit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jeu_D_esprit)\
**Post date:** [December 21, 2002, 6:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-movie-from-the-opening-line/143658/101 "2002-12-21T06:23:01Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Sampiro \*  
> \*\*  
> “Come for me!” (yelled very loud) \*\*

That would be “The Lion in Winter”

Here’s mine:

“Here you are sir. Main level, please.”

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**Author:** ![Flowerchild](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/858c86/32.png) [@Flowerchild](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flowerchild)\
**Post date:** [December 21, 2002, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-movie-from-the-opening-line/143658/102 "2002-12-21T20:02:04Z")

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Sampiro was right about mine.

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**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\
**Post date:** [December 22, 2002, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-movie-from-the-opening-line/143658/103 "2002-12-22T01:55:18Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Jeu\_D’esprit \*  
> **That would be "The Lion in Winter"**
> 
> Currently being remade with Patrick Stewart., incidentally
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> Here’s mine:
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> “Here you are sir. Main level, please.” \*\*

The Bellboy?

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**Author:** ![Jeu\_D\_esprit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/67e7ee/32.png) [@Jeu\_D\_esprit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jeu_D_esprit)\
**Post date:** [December 22, 2002, 6:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-movie-from-the-opening-line/143658/104 "2002-12-22T06:22:33Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Sampiro \*  
> \*\*The Bellboy? \*\*

Nope, but I think I’ll give the answer. While it is the first line spoken in the movie, I don’t know if you could call it the opening line.

The Movie:  
**"2001: A Space Odyssey"**

I hadn’t heard about the “Lion in Winter” remake. Lion is my favorite movie of all time, so I’m wary about any remake. And (bracing for all the thrown objects) I don’t think Patrick Stewart is talented enough to do the role of Henry. Stewart is good at hysterics and has a great voice, but I don’t get a sheer lust for life that the role needs.

Who would be Elenanor? I can’t think of anyone who could do the part justice and **not** blow Stewart off the screen.

Oh well, have to wait and see.

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**Author:** ![Joe\_Cool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ecb155/32.png) [@Joe\_Cool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Joe_Cool)\
**Post date:** [December 24, 2002, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-movie-from-the-opening-line/143658/105 "2002-12-24T00:25:37Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Joe\_Cool \*  
> \*\*Pulp Fiction.
> 
> “Crossbow, this is watchdog.” \*\*

Come on, doesn’t anybody know this one?

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**Author:** ![Danimal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bb73d2/32.png) [@Danimal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Danimal)\
**Post date:** [December 24, 2002, 4:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-movie-from-the-opening-line/143658/106 "2002-12-24T04:43:32Z")

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D12: “Where we’re going, we don’t need roads.”

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**Author:** ![Danimal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bb73d2/32.png) [@Danimal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Danimal)\
**Post date:** [December 24, 2002, 4:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-movie-from-the-opening-line/143658/107 "2002-12-24T04:48:55Z")

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:smack: Sorry. Wrong thread.

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**Author:** ![HPL](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/3da27b/32.png) [@HPL](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HPL)\
**Post date:** [December 24, 2002, 5:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-movie-from-the-opening-line/143658/108 "2002-12-24T05:11:59Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Danimal \*  
> \*\*D12: “Where we’re going, we don’t need roads.” \*\*

Back to the Future, Pt. 2

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**Author:** ![Somnambulist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ed655f/32.png) [@Somnambulist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Somnambulist)\
**Post date:** [December 24, 2002, 5:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-movie-from-the-opening-line/143658/109 "2002-12-24T05:38:33Z")

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Hi, I’ve got an appointment with Mr. Ullman. My name is Jack Torrance.

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**Author:** ![HPL](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/3da27b/32.png) [@HPL](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HPL)\
**Post date:** [December 24, 2002, 5:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-movie-from-the-opening-line/143658/110 "2002-12-24T05:46:44Z")

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Here’s a couple.

HPL1:“When you love someone, you’ve gotta trust them. There’s no other way. You’ve got to give them the key to everything that’s yours. Otherwise, what’s the point? And, for a while . . . I believed that’s the kind of love I had.”

HPL2:'Whoa there!"

HPL3:"“Like a Virgin” is all about a  
girl who digs a guy with a big  
dick. The whole song is a  
metaphor for big dicks."

HPL4: “Derek”

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**Author:** ![HPL](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/3da27b/32.png) [@HPL](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HPL)\
**Post date:** [December 24, 2002, 5:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-movie-from-the-opening-line/143658/111 "2002-12-24T05:47:47Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Somnambulist \*  
> \*\*Hi, I’ve got an appointment with Mr. Ullman. My name is Jack Torrance. \*\*

The Shining.

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**Author:** ![HPL](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/3da27b/32.png) [@HPL](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HPL)\
**Post date:** [December 24, 2002, 5:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-movie-from-the-opening-line/143658/112 "2002-12-24T05:49:35Z")

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> \*Originally posted by malkavia \*  
> \*\*Erf, beaten to the punch by Realhoops.
> 
> Fight Club, btw. =) \*\*

Actually, the first line is

“People are always asking me if I know Tyler Durden”.

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**Author:** ![Flowerchild](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/858c86/32.png) [@Flowerchild](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flowerchild)\
**Post date:** [December 24, 2002, 5:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-movie-from-the-opening-line/143658/113 "2002-12-24T05:52:54Z")

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you know your right HPL, but wouldnt that sorta give away , the name, I mean just about everyone must know what the name Tyler Durden is from?

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**Author:** ![Baron](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/9de0a6/32.png) [@Baron](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baron)\
**Post date:** [December 24, 2002, 5:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-movie-from-the-opening-line/143658/114 "2002-12-24T05:56:32Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Joe\_Cool \*  
> \*\*Come on, doesn’t anybody know this one? \*\*

I do! I do!! _Real Genius_. One of my all-time favorites.

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**Author:** ![HPL](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/3da27b/32.png) [@HPL](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HPL)\
**Post date:** [December 24, 2002, 5:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-movie-from-the-opening-line/143658/115 "2002-12-24T05:57:54Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Flowerchild \*  
> \*\*you know your right HPL, but wouldnt that sorta give away , the name, I mean just about everyone must know what the name Tyler Durden is from? \*\*

Okay, good point. Then again, Fight club is a pretty popular film, so leaving out the name doesn’t help that much.

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**Author:** ![Joe\_Cool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ecb155/32.png) [@Joe\_Cool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Joe_Cool)\
**Post date:** [December 24, 2002, 8:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-movie-from-the-opening-line/143658/116 "2002-12-24T08:10:06Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Baron \*  
> \*\*I do! I do!! _Real Genius_. One of my all-time favorites. \*\*

Bingo! I’m sure glad somebody besides me loves the first hacker movie I ever saw. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Joe\_Cool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ecb155/32.png) [@Joe\_Cool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Joe_Cool)\
**Post date:** [December 24, 2002, 8:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-movie-from-the-opening-line/143658/117 "2002-12-24T08:11:47Z")

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> \*Originally posted by HPL \*  
> **HPL3:"“Like a Virgin” is all about a  
> girl who digs a guy with a big  
> dick. The whole song is a  
> metaphor for big dicks."**

He don’t tip.  
Whaddaya mean you don’t tip?  
He don’t believe in it.  
Shut up!  
Whaddaya mean you don’t believe in it?

Reservoir Dogs. 😃

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**Author:** ![Monstre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e274bd/32.png) [@Monstre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monstre)\
**Post date:** [December 24, 2002, 8:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-movie-from-the-opening-line/143658/118 "2002-12-24T08:15:24Z")

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> \*Originally posted by HPL \*  
> \*\*HPL3:"“Like a Virgin” is all about a  
> girl who digs a guy with a big  
> dick. The whole song is a  
> metaphor for big dicks."  
> \*\*

**Reservoir Dogs**

I didn’t see anyone answer this one, so reposting (from page 2):

“Exiting time knot now, sir.”

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**Author:** ![Monstre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e274bd/32.png) [@Monstre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monstre)\
**Post date:** [December 24, 2002, 8:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-movie-from-the-opening-line/143658/119 "2002-12-24T08:16:29Z")

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Ah drat… Joe\_Cool beat me to it by a few minutes…

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**Author:** ![HPL](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/3da27b/32.png) [@HPL](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HPL)\
**Post date:** [December 24, 2002, 11:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-movie-from-the-opening-line/143658/120 "2002-12-24T11:03:23Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Joe\_Cool \*  
> \*\*He don’t tip.  
> Whaddaya mean you don’t tip?  
> He don’t believe in it.  
> Shut up!  
> Whaddaya mean you don’t believe in it?
> 
> Reservoir Dogs. 😃 \*\*

Got it.

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