# Guess the Pictographic Syllogism

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-pictographic-syllogism/918340>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [August 17, 2020, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-pictographic-syllogism/918340 "2020-08-17T19:17:57Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![PlaceboTarget](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/placebotarget/32/1073_2.png) [@PlaceboTarget](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlaceboTarget)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2020, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-pictographic-syllogism/918340/1 "2020-08-17T19:17:57Z")

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In this game, players guess the syllogism by looking at the three emoji posted by the previous player.  
Let’s say the three emoji are the following:

* * *

👹  
💈  
😀

* * *

I can guess that the syllogism is the following:

_Men with disheveled hair look bad._  
_I’ve just had my hair cut._  
_I no longer look bad._

Or something like that.

* * *

After writing their guess, everybody is supposed to post the next three emoji for the next player to come up with a syllogism. I will post the first triad:

👥  
🏢  
😶

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2020, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-pictographic-syllogism/918340/2 "2020-08-18T14:18:00Z")

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I’d say:

_My friend and I were feeling a little blue, and tried to decide where to go for vacation._  
_We decided to go to Vegas._  
_The next morning I woke up alone in our hotel room, and my mouth had been removed_.

Next up:

🛡  
🍔  
🤵‍♂️

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**Author:** ![Skunkdog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c2a13f/32.png) [@Skunkdog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skunkdog)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2020, 2:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-pictographic-syllogism/918340/3 "2020-08-18T14:23:39Z")

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You removed your face mask at Burger King.  
You ate a Whopper.  
Now you’ve developed Hepatitis A with jaundice.

🌀  
🌈  
🦁

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**Author:** ![PlaceboTarget](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/placebotarget/32/1073_2.png) [@PlaceboTarget](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlaceboTarget)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2020, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-pictographic-syllogism/918340/4 "2020-08-18T14:33:10Z")

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The weather has been terrible lately.  
The sky has just cleared up.  
I feel like I rule the world.

🌍  
🧗  
💎

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2020, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-pictographic-syllogism/918340/5 "2020-08-18T14:40:14Z")

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The Earth is a pretty good planet to live on.  
I like it so much, I think I’ll go climbing.  
Hey, look, I found a diamond up there!

👣  
🤭  
👲

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**Author:** ![PlaceboTarget](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/placebotarget/32/1073_2.png) [@PlaceboTarget](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlaceboTarget)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2020, 2:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-pictographic-syllogism/918340/6 "2020-08-18T14:54:18Z")

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Somebody sneaked at night into our kitchen.  
We were shocked when we realized who had eaten stolen some of our Christmas cookies.  
It was Father McKenzie.  
🙆‍♂️  
🎢  
🧩

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2020, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-pictographic-syllogism/918340/7 "2020-08-18T14:57:37Z")

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I’m very proud of my new toupee.  
Even knowing that, my buddy asked me to go for a rollercoaster ride.  
I find this puzzling.

🗺  
🕌  
🕳

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**Author:** ![PlaceboTarget](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/placebotarget/32/1073_2.png) [@PlaceboTarget](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlaceboTarget)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2020, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-pictographic-syllogism/918340/8 "2020-08-18T15:33:28Z")

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One day I found a treasure map.  
The treasure is located somewhere in Asia (I think).  
I’m still digging.

🏜  
💦  
👁

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2020, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-pictographic-syllogism/918340/9 "2020-08-18T16:52:31Z")

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It was so hot that I was terribly thirsty, so much so that I felt I would die from it.  
My little brother hit me with a water balloon.  
What an eye-opener! I felt so relieved I started a water balloon company! And now I’m rich.

💣  
🐕‍🦺  
🥳

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**Author:** ![PlaceboTarget](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/placebotarget/32/1073_2.png) [@PlaceboTarget](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlaceboTarget)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2020, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-pictographic-syllogism/918340/10 "2020-08-18T17:12:17Z")

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Terrorists used to target the land of Countrystan.  
Their police use Explosive Detection Dogs now.  
Today they’re celebrating a year with no terrorist attacks.  
💻  
🚾  
🤖

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**Author:** ![Fiendish\_Astronaut](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fiendish_astronaut/32/3295_2.png) [@Fiendish\_Astronaut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fiendish_Astronaut)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2020, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-pictographic-syllogism/918340/11 "2020-08-18T17:36:27Z")

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I was browsing the SDMB  
I nipped to the toilet  
When I walked back to my living room Discobot had materialised in front of my computer and was replying on my behalf in this thread

🧬  
🔧  
🥇

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2020, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-pictographic-syllogism/918340/12 "2020-08-18T17:58:23Z")

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My DNA kept me from competing at the Olympics.  
The SDMB Discobot fixed me right up!  
If there had been an Olympics this year, I’m sure I would have gotten the gold in Botticelli!

🍳  
🀄  
🧸

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**Author:** ![PlaceboTarget](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/placebotarget/32/1073_2.png) [@PlaceboTarget](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlaceboTarget)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2020, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-pictographic-syllogism/918340/13 "2020-08-18T18:06:58Z")

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My wonderful day started with a frugal breakfast.  
It continued with an ingenuous game of Mahjong.  
It ended gloriously with a carnival night where I won a teddy bear at the ring toss booth.  
🎫  
🆒  
🏁

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2020, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-pictographic-syllogism/918340/14 "2020-08-18T19:34:48Z")

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I won a ticket to the Indy 500.  
You can guess how I felt about that.  
And imagine my surprise when I actually won the race!

📖  
🍺  
😉

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**Author:** ![PlaceboTarget](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/placebotarget/32/1073_2.png) [@PlaceboTarget](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlaceboTarget)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2020, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-pictographic-syllogism/918340/15 "2020-08-18T20:03:42Z")

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My life is an open book.  
You offer me a beer and I’ll spill the beans on the spot.  
I’ve never told a lie and that makes me a good story teller.

🏙  
🛀  
👻

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2020, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-pictographic-syllogism/918340/16 "2020-08-18T20:07:55Z")

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Ah, nighttime in the city.  
Time for a bath, I think.  
Fortunately my apartment is safe. I ain’t ‘fraid o’ no ghost!

🎛  
💩  
🥴

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**Author:** ![Riemann](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/riemann/32/3133_2.png) [@Riemann](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Riemann)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2020, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-pictographic-syllogism/918340/17 "2020-08-18T20:12:05Z")

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You guys are brilliant - I don’t know how you’re getting these correct every time on the first guess.

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**Author:** ![Riemann](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/riemann/32/3133_2.png) [@Riemann](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Riemann)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2020, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-pictographic-syllogism/918340/18 "2020-08-18T20:22:47Z")

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This amplifier only goes up to 7.  
The tiny stonehenge stage scenery is shit.  
Forget the rock and roll, let’s go and get messed up on drugs.

💪  
🦷  
👰🏿

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**Author:** ![janis\_and\_c0](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/janis_and_c0/32/21_2.png) [@janis\_and\_c0](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/janis_and_c0)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2020, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-pictographic-syllogism/918340/19 "2020-08-18T20:27:51Z")

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I am a strong person.  
However, I am not strong enough to withstand a tooth extraction.  
I’d rather get married instead.

🐀  
👓  
💜

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2020, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-pictographic-syllogism/918340/20 "2020-08-18T20:31:18Z")

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You rat!  
Gimme back my sunglasses.  
Aw, thanks. Now I love you so much my heart has turned purple.  
🧠  
💂  
🕢

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