# Guess the Pictographic Syllogism **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [August 17, 2020, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-pictographic-syllogism/918340 "2020-08-17T19:17:57Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Riemann](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/riemann/32/3133_2.png) [@Riemann](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Riemann)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2020, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-pictographic-syllogism/918340/21 "2020-08-18T20:36:35Z")
I am so smart That I need a special large hat for my giant brain. My giant brain has figured out that when the big hand is on the half hour, the little hand cannot be pointing exactly to 7, so this must be an upside down clock face reading 1 o’clock. 💤 💦 🤖 ---
**Author:** ![janis\_and\_c0](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/janis_and_c0/32/21_2.png) [@janis\_and\_c0](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/janis_and_c0)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2020, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-pictographic-syllogism/918340/22 "2020-08-18T20:44:01Z")
I was sound asleep I woke up crying I guess the dream about the evil robot made me sad. 😛 🐙 🍡 ---
**Author:** ![PlaceboTarget](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/placebotarget/32/1073_2.png) [@PlaceboTarget](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlaceboTarget)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2020, 11:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-pictographic-syllogism/918340/23 "2020-08-18T23:52:26Z")
> [@Riemann](#): > > You guys are brilliant - I don’t know how you’re getting these correct every time on the first guess. I draw my inspiration from an old haiku book. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![PlaceboTarget](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/placebotarget/32/1073_2.png) [@PlaceboTarget](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlaceboTarget)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2020, 12:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-pictographic-syllogism/918340/24 "2020-08-19T00:00:07Z")
My roommate Ji Hun sticks his tongue out when he concentrates. He loves eating raw octopus. And he often has dango with green tea for dessert. ➰ 〰 🙉 ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2020, 4:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-pictographic-syllogism/918340/25 "2020-08-19T04:07:37Z")
I was trying to tie a simple knot Then I got distracted by a nearby oscilloscope My pet monkey thought it was _great!_ 🥫 🕊 👺 ---
**Author:** ![Riemann](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/riemann/32/3133_2.png) [@Riemann](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Riemann)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2020, 4:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-pictographic-syllogism/918340/26 "2020-08-19T04:31:17Z")
We can preserve Peace and harmony. But not with a mask of dishonesty and anger. 💃🏽 🦠 🇨🇦 ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2020, 4:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-pictographic-syllogism/918340/27 "2020-08-19T04:35:57Z")
If I lived up north right now, I’d be tempted to dance. They’ve really done a better job than we have in fighting COVID-19. O Canada, how we envy you! ♣ ♦ ♥ ♠ One more than usual, for completeness. ---
**Author:** ![PlaceboTarget](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/placebotarget/32/1073_2.png) [@PlaceboTarget](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlaceboTarget)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2020, 7:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-pictographic-syllogism/918340/28 "2020-08-19T07:16:00Z")
I’ve been a member of various clubs since I was discharged from the army. Everybody regards me as a diamond in a rough. What I am really fond of is the Horticultural Society I belong to. They call me “Digger.” 🧭 🏄‍♀️ 🤳 ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2020, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-pictographic-syllogism/918340/29 "2020-08-19T15:10:42Z")
The compass tells me it’s time to travel. Maybe surfing off Waikiki? Lemme see about flights… 💣 💅 🐺 ---
**Author:** ![PlaceboTarget](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/placebotarget/32/1073_2.png) [@PlaceboTarget](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlaceboTarget)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2020, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-pictographic-syllogism/918340/30 "2020-08-19T15:40:52Z")
An old cartoon shows this foxy sex bomb. She does her own makeup, manicure, and pedicure. And she leaves certain characters howling behind her back. 🪂 🎍 ㊗ ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2020, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-pictographic-syllogism/918340/31 "2020-08-19T15:52:37Z")
Well, if not surfing, maybe I could try parachuting? Hmm. I could even land in a bamboo forest in China. Then, if I did it safely, everyone would say, “Congratulations!” 🙃 🙃 🙃 ---
**Author:** ![Riemann](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/riemann/32/3133_2.png) [@Riemann](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Riemann)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2020, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-pictographic-syllogism/918340/32 "2020-08-19T16:17:22Z")
Lisa is surprised to discover that Homer is taking yoga classes. Marge is surprised too. But Homer’s face shows that _Upward Bow_ pose makes him feel happy. 🛰 🇨🇱 🎲 ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2020, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-pictographic-syllogism/918340/33 "2020-08-19T16:34:44Z")
I just got a new satellite TV system. It’s so good, now I can even pick up Chilean broadcasts! _Antofagasta Dice Kings_ is now officially my favorite show. 💏 🇨🇨 🥻 ---
**Author:** ![PlaceboTarget](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/placebotarget/32/1073_2.png) [@PlaceboTarget](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlaceboTarget)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2020, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-pictographic-syllogism/918340/34 "2020-08-19T17:34:35Z")
Certain scams begin with an unknown person sending kisses to you via the Internet. If you fall for it, you may take the next plane to a faraway, exotic destination you’ve never heard of before. The person waiting for you at the airport does not resemble the woman in the online picture you saw to begin with. 💯 👱‍♀️ 👯 ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2020, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-pictographic-syllogism/918340/35 "2020-08-19T17:50:38Z")
My Great Aunt Edna just hit the one-century mark! She still looks surprisingly young. When she was a little girl, she often used to dance with her twin sister. 💨 🇩🇯 👩‍🎓 ---
**Author:** ![PlaceboTarget](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/placebotarget/32/1073_2.png) [@PlaceboTarget](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlaceboTarget)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2020, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-pictographic-syllogism/918340/36 "2020-08-19T19:10:15Z")
Major Starr dashed across the Atlantic to report for duty. He fulfilled his secret mission successfully at Camp Lemonnier. He was also able to attend his daughter’s college graduation ceremony on the Internet. 🧙 🧞 🧜‍♀️ ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2020, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-pictographic-syllogism/918340/37 "2020-08-20T14:18:13Z")
Gandalf realized he’d never visited the Middle East. He went there and met a very friendly genie named Ahmed. They went out to a bar together and met a mermaid, but she said she already had a boyfriend. 😌 🇧🇴 🍅 ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2020, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-pictographic-syllogism/918340/38 "2020-08-20T16:06:43Z")
I was fatigued and wanted to relax. I hopped on an Ocean cruise to Bolivia. Yeah, Bolivia’s land-locked, but that was one sweet tomato that sold me the ticket. © 🥧 🪕 ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2020, 1:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-pictographic-syllogism/918340/39 "2020-08-21T13:48:43Z")
We should all know not to post copyrighted material here. And we certainly shouldn’t expect a slice of cheery pie if we do. But a banjo performance sure would be nice! 😼 👅 🚴‍♀️ ---
**Author:** ![janis\_and\_c0](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/janis_and_c0/32/21_2.png) [@janis\_and\_c0](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/janis_and_c0)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2020, 1:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-pictographic-syllogism/918340/40 "2020-08-22T01:58:14Z")
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