# Guess the Pictographic Syllogism **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [August 17, 2020, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-pictographic-syllogism/918340 "2020-08-17T19:17:57Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Isamu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/7c8e57/32.png) [@Isamu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Isamu)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2020, 7:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-pictographic-syllogism/918340/41 "2020-08-22T07:27:46Z")
scat play gets some people horny in Europe. โš– ๐Ÿ—ก ๐ŸŒ› ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2020, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-pictographic-syllogism/918340/42 "2020-08-22T18:36:25Z")
Justice must be served. I shall go out and slay the oppressor. I shall do it under cover of night. ๐Ÿค  ๐Ÿ’ฃ โ™ป ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2020, 1:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-pictographic-syllogism/918340/43 "2020-08-23T01:41:51Z")
I donโ€™t know any cowboys personally. If I did, that would be da _bomb!_ Instead, I shall diligently recycle. ๐Ÿš€ ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ฏ ๐Ÿ’ฅ ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2020, 2:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-pictographic-syllogism/918340/44 "2020-08-23T02:40:42Z")
The first manned rocket left for Mars. But it wound up crashing in Djibouti. Bam! ๐Ÿ– ๐ŸŽน ๐ŸฆŸ ---
**Author:** ![Isamu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/7c8e57/32.png) [@Isamu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Isamu)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2020, 6:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-pictographic-syllogism/918340/45 "2020-08-23T06:41:48Z")
The cops played me so well because, as I was the last to find out, my room was bugged. ๐Ÿ”• ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ’ช ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2020, 1:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-pictographic-syllogism/918340/46 "2020-08-23T13:45:00Z")
My city has an ordinance that no bells may be rung except on Sundays. Ainโ€™t that just a peach! Maybe Iโ€™ll just flex my muscles as a citizen and try to get the law repealed. ๐Ÿคข ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ฌ โ›ท ---
**Author:** ![PlaceboTarget](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/placebotarget/32/1073_2.png) [@PlaceboTarget](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlaceboTarget)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2020, 5:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-pictographic-syllogism/918340/47 "2020-08-24T05:46:58Z")
My friend used to live in the tropics and he always felt sick and could barely move. His name is a homonym of an island in the British Indian Ocean Territory. Today my friend lives in Norway and does slalom skiing all day long. ๐Ÿคด ๐Ÿ›€ ๐Ÿ—ฃ ---
**Author:** ![I\_Love\_Me\_Vol.I](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/i_love_me_vol.i/32/521_2.png) [@I\_Love\_Me\_Vol.I](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/I_Love_Me_Vol.I)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2020, 8:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-pictographic-syllogism/918340/48 "2020-08-24T08:42:39Z")
Harry was the first male Miss America Harry had a reading lamp in his mobile bathtub When electrocuted, Harry shoots three streams of orange juice through his teeth until his face turns blue ๐Ÿ•ต๏ธโ€โ™€๏ธ ๐Ÿ– ๐ŸŒ ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2020, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-pictographic-syllogism/918340/49 "2020-08-24T16:09:15Z")
I knew a woman who was a field operative for the CIA. Oddly enough, she loved pork rinds. When she was working undercover once in Paris she discovered escargot and liked those even better than pork rinds, if you can believe it! ๐Ÿ™ˆ ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡บ ๐Ÿš ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2020, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-pictographic-syllogism/918340/50 "2020-08-25T01:38:33Z")
I see nothing wrong about Cuba. I drive a Vanagon ๐Ÿ’‰ ๐ŸฅŒ ๐Ÿ’พ ---
**Author:** ![Two\_Many\_Cats2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/779978/32.png) [@Two\_Many\_Cats2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Two_Many_Cats2)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2020, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-pictographic-syllogism/918340/51 "2020-08-25T01:51:50Z")
Iโ€™d get in some curling while sweeping the kitchen but the cabinets get in the way. (edit) Now that Iโ€™ve found out what those symbols actually are: Iโ€™m diabetic, so I threw a curling stone at my computerโ€™s floppy disc thingy. I like my first interpretation better. ๐Ÿฆ“ ๐Ÿ’… ๐Ÿ”ฅ ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2020, 2:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-pictographic-syllogism/918340/52 "2020-08-25T02:02:13Z")
Zebras have no business doing pedicures. They should all be fired! ๐Ÿ“บ ๐Ÿฅจ ๐Ÿ‡๐Ÿพ ---
**Author:** ![PlaceboTarget](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/placebotarget/32/1073_2.png) [@PlaceboTarget](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlaceboTarget)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2020, 10:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-pictographic-syllogism/918340/53 "2020-08-25T10:06:04Z")
Iโ€™ve just turned the TV on. Iโ€™ve got my bag of Philly Pretzels. Iโ€™m ready to watch the Kentucky Derby now. ๐Ÿง  ๐Ÿ”ฃ ๐ŸŒ‡ ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2020, 1:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-pictographic-syllogism/918340/54 "2020-08-25T13:03:44Z")
My brain is candy coated. I &%+=ing dig music! Good day sunshine. ๐Ÿคธ๐Ÿฝโ€โ™€๏ธ ๐Ÿ—ฟ ๐Ÿงป ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2020, 1:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-pictographic-syllogism/918340/55 "2020-08-25T13:07:33Z")
Iโ€™m so happy! I just found out I won a free trip to Easter Island. The guidebook says I should be sure to bring plenty of toilet paper. ๐Ÿ‘ฝ ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฎ ๐ŸŽน ---
**Author:** ![Isamu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/7c8e57/32.png) [@Isamu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Isamu)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2020, 3:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-pictographic-syllogism/918340/56 "2020-08-25T15:04:36Z")
Iโ€™m an alien, Iโ€™m an illegal alien Iโ€™m an Englishman in Burundiโ€ฆ So play me off, keyboard cat. ๐Ÿ˜ฑ ๐Ÿธ ๐Ÿฉณ ---
**Author:** ![PlaceboTarget](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/placebotarget/32/1073_2.png) [@PlaceboTarget](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlaceboTarget)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2020, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-pictographic-syllogism/918340/57 "2020-08-25T15:21:57Z")
Guess where I live: my house facade plays tricks on your eyes, and I drink like a gentleman even when I wear shorts. ๐Ÿ™‚ ๐Ÿ•ธ โšœ ๐Ÿฑ ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2020, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-pictographic-syllogism/918340/58 "2020-08-25T15:41:42Z")
Spiderwebs can have pretty cool patterns. I saw one once in New Orleans that was especially impressive. I thought about it the whole time I was having a bento lunch. ๐Ÿ’Œ ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฌ ๐Ÿ˜… ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2020, 2:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-pictographic-syllogism/918340/59 "2020-08-26T02:06:54Z")
I got a lovely letter in the mail. It was from an investment firm who said Iโ€™d make millions if I put $10,000 into a goldmine in The Republic of Congo. I laughed so hard I popped the cyst on the side of my head. โšฐ ๐Ÿ›’ ๐Ÿ”ฆ ---
**Author:** ![MissTake](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/misstake/32/3189_2.png) [@MissTake](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MissTake)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2020, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-pictographic-syllogism/918340/60 "2020-08-26T02:37:08Z")
Look what fell out of the hearse! Well, we have to get it to the cemetery somehow. It was a very long walk into the night. ๐Ÿคก ๐Ÿงถ ๐Ÿ€ [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-pictographic-syllogism/918340.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-pictographic-syllogism/918340.md?page=4)