# Guess the Pictographic Syllogism **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [August 17, 2020, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-pictographic-syllogism/918340 "2020-08-17T19:17:57Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 13\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2020, 3:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-pictographic-syllogism/918340/81 "2020-09-06T03:26:44Z")
May I interest you in a colorful pamphlet? Itโ€™s about ropemaking. If you read it slowly, you can make it last forever. ๐Ÿงถ ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ด ๐Ÿค  ---
**Author:** ![PlaceboTarget](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/placebotarget/32/1073_2.png) [@PlaceboTarget](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlaceboTarget)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2020, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-pictographic-syllogism/918340/82 "2020-09-07T15:34:36Z")
Everyone seems to pitch a yarn in _90 Day Fiancรฉ_. Once there was a guy from an African country. He told his online American girlfriend that he was a Southerner and she believed him. ๐Ÿ˜‡ ๐ŸŒต ๐ŸŽ  ---
**Author:** ![Riemann](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/riemann/32/3133_2.png) [@Riemann](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Riemann)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2020, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-pictographic-syllogism/918340/83 "2020-09-07T16:10:46Z")
The Innocence Project used DNA evidence To prove that a man in an Arizona prison Was not guilty of hunting horses with a spear ๐Ÿ’„ โ›‘ โ›ณ ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2020, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-pictographic-syllogism/918340/84 "2020-09-07T16:51:41Z")
My Great Aunt Edna was never without a lipstick in her purse. Even when she was on the Swiss womenโ€™s polo team! Now that sheโ€™s 102, of course, sheโ€™s turned to golf. ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿ‘งโ€๐Ÿ‘ฆ ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ฝ ๐Ÿงฝ ---
**Author:** ![Riemann](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/riemann/32/3133_2.png) [@Riemann](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Riemann)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2020, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-pictographic-syllogism/918340/85 "2020-09-07T17:15:31Z")
The entire crew had a severe bout of jaundice While sailing around the Caribbean. Whoโ€™s going to scrub the decks? ๐Ÿ•Œ ๐Ÿฆ„ ๐Ÿ ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2020, 3:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-pictographic-syllogism/918340/86 "2020-09-08T03:27:26Z")
Whoโ€™s up for a visit to Saudi Arabia? My Great Aunt Edna says they have unicorns there, but I think sheโ€™s making that up. I just hope we donโ€™t end up on a desert island or, worse yet, in a _New Yorker_ cartoon. ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿป ๐Ÿ‡ญ๐Ÿ‡ณ ๐Ÿงฏ ---
**Author:** ![PlaceboTarget](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/placebotarget/32/1073_2.png) [@PlaceboTarget](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlaceboTarget)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2020, 7:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-pictographic-syllogism/918340/87 "2020-09-08T07:50:44Z")
Iโ€™ve just met Maria, who is a wonderful dancer. The punta is really popular in her country. She always brings her sister on our dates as a fire extinguisher. ๐Ÿ’‡โ€โ™‚๏ธ ๐Ÿค ๐Ÿงณ ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2020, 1:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-pictographic-syllogism/918340/88 "2020-09-08T13:28:39Z")
Time for a haircut, I think. Just take a _little_ off the top, OK? Going on a trip with my Great Aunt Edna, and I wanna look sharp! ๐Ÿ‘ถ๐Ÿป ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ถ ๐Ÿ‘ป ---
**Author:** ![Riemann](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/riemann/32/3133_2.png) [@Riemann](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Riemann)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2020, 4:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-pictographic-syllogism/918340/89 "2020-09-08T16:12:44Z")
Your kiddie seems kind of young for Disneyland, Pirates of the Caribbean might be too scary. Take him to the Haunted Mansion! ๐Ÿช‚ ๐Ÿ“ˆ ๐Ÿค“ ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2020, 1:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-pictographic-syllogism/918340/90 "2020-09-09T13:34:49Z")
We had a management consultant parachute in the other day. He said that, if we took his advice, our profits would go through the roof! My stoopid boss said that sounded great to him. ๐Ÿบ ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ณ ๐Ÿ˜’ ---
**Author:** ![PlaceboTarget](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/placebotarget/32/1073_2.png) [@PlaceboTarget](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlaceboTarget)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2020, 10:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-pictographic-syllogism/918340/91 "2020-10-01T10:27:51Z")
As a Romanian, I feel Russia resembles a pack of wolves. โ€œHistorians argue that without the Mongol destruction of Kievan Rusโ€™, the Rusโ€™ would not have unified into the Tsardom of Russia and, subsequently, the Russian Empire would not have risen.โ€ (source: Wikipedia) The Russian Empire, acting under a new name today, is meddling into its close and less close neighborsโ€™ domestic affairs and, of course, Iโ€™m not amused. โœจ ๐ŸŒ‰ ๐Ÿช ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2020, 11:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-pictographic-syllogism/918340/92 "2020-10-01T11:36:34Z")
There are stars in the sky. Look, they shine on the Golden Gate Bridge. One of them even has a ring! ๐Ÿ—ฃ ๐Ÿš ๐Ÿฅ‡ ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2020, 1:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-pictographic-syllogism/918340/93 "2020-10-01T13:30:18Z")
Hey, look, itโ€™s a little blue guy talking! I wonder if heโ€™s talking to the Magic Conch? Winners know to listen to the Magic Conch. ๐Ÿ˜— ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ท ๐Ÿงฐ [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-pictographic-syllogism/918340.md?page=4)