# Guess The Product! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 3, 2009, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-product/505215 "2009-08-03T20:58:40Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2009, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-product/505215/1 "2009-08-03T20:58:40Z")
One of the side benefits of having to move my home office to a different room is the opportunity to get a lot of cleaning done. As I was tossing out massive amounts of useless crap, I came across the box that my \ was packaged in. I was just about to toss it (after all, I have \, what do I need \'s box for?), when the picture on the front caught my eye. I spent a good couple of minutes staring at it, and for the life of me, I can’t figure out what the hell they were thinking. So, let’s try this: Here is the picture (with a bit of photoshopping to remove key product info), you tell me: What kind of product came in this box? ---
**Author:** ![ladyfoxfyre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ad7895/32.png) [@ladyfoxfyre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ladyfoxfyre)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2009, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-product/505215/2 "2009-08-03T21:27:24Z")
Trojan lubricated condoms. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Scrivener](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/eada6e/32.png) [@The\_Scrivener](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Scrivener)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2009, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-product/505215/3 "2009-08-03T21:43:37Z")
An acne cream? A teeth whitener? A color toner cartridge? Disposable contact lenses? Something with… lanolin? [d&r] ---
**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2009, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-product/505215/4 "2009-08-03T21:55:54Z")
A windshield mirror to look down passenger cleavage. ---
**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2009, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-product/505215/5 "2009-08-03T22:01:00Z")
Hair gel. ---
**Author:** ![picker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/picker/32/13969_2.png) [@picker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/picker)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2009, 10:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-product/505215/6 "2009-08-03T22:17:01Z")
Sex. They’re selling sex. The product is irrelevant. (actual guess: sunglasses?) ---
**Author:** ![Canadjun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/76d3ee/32.png) [@Canadjun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Canadjun)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2009, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-product/505215/7 "2009-08-03T22:22:40Z")
Aww… I was going to say sunglasses too.🆒 ---
**Author:** ![Rysto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ecccb3/32.png) [@Rysto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rysto)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2009, 10:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-product/505215/8 "2009-08-03T22:33:04Z")
Evony? ---
**Author:** ![Alice\_The\_Goon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Alice\_The\_Goon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alice_The_Goon)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2009, 10:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-product/505215/9 "2009-08-03T22:58:23Z")
Windshield wipers? Windows Vista? A printer? A camera? Oh, oh, I know! It’s a hamburger! ---
**Author:** ![BiblioCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ed8c4c/32.png) [@BiblioCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BiblioCat)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2009, 11:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-product/505215/10 "2009-08-03T23:04:45Z")
Some kind of hair product, targeted at men. ---
**Author:** ![garygnu](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/garygnu/32/2924_2.png) [@garygnu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/garygnu)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2009, 11:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-product/505215/11 "2009-08-03T23:15:08Z")
GPS navigation units ---
**Author:** ![Kalhoun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/3bc359/32.png) [@Kalhoun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kalhoun)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2009, 11:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-product/505215/12 "2009-08-03T23:20:23Z")
I think maybe that’s Ashton Kutcher selling cameras. ---
**Author:** ![Drunky\_Smurf](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drunky_smurf/32/449_2.png) [@Drunky\_Smurf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drunky_Smurf)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2009, 11:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-product/505215/13 "2009-08-03T23:25:31Z")
penis enlargers? ---
**Author:** ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2009, 11:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-product/505215/14 "2009-08-03T23:38:25Z")
> [@Rysto](#): > > Evony? Time to get into the convertable, my lord. ---
**Author:** ![Defensive\_Indifference](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/defensive_indifference/32/6502_2.png) [@Defensive\_Indifference](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Defensive_Indifference)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2009, 11:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-product/505215/15 "2009-08-03T23:40:21Z")
I’m also voting for sunglasses. Or some sort of automotive product, since it looks like you’ve whited out the thing on the windshield. Rain-X, maybe? ---
**Author:** ![SeaDragonTattoo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/df705f/32.png) [@SeaDragonTattoo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SeaDragonTattoo)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2009, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-product/505215/16 "2009-08-04T00:44:14Z")
Ooh, Ooh, it’s that microphone thingy where the guy drove by in a car and used the speakers to say somehting like, “Hey, good lookin’, I’ll be back to pick you up later!” to a girl he was passing in the street. The picture on the box is for the people who actually bought the microphone thingy, so they can see it worked for the guy in the commercial! What do I win? ---
**Author:** ![Oakminster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/77aa72/32.png) [@Oakminster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oakminster)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2009, 1:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-product/505215/17 "2009-08-04T01:19:26Z")
Another vote for sunglasses. ---
**Author:** ![Risha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/5fc32e/32.png) [@Risha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Risha)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2009, 1:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-product/505215/18 "2009-08-04T01:44:15Z")
I’m going with windshield wipers. ---
**Author:** ![Joey\_P](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/919ad9/32.png) [@Joey\_P](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Joey_P)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2009, 1:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-product/505215/19 "2009-08-04T01:45:22Z")
Mr Microphone. ---
**Author:** ![elelle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f0a364/32.png) [@elelle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elelle)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2009, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-product/505215/20 "2009-08-04T01:55:56Z")
By the fact that the cavalier dude in the photo has good control over the windshield wipers, while the gals blithely laugh off any small problem, say like a spill of roadtrip pickled eggs or semen, it’s gotta be [Wippety Wipes](http://www.pacificdrygoods.com/WippityWipes.html). Wippety Wipes were Chamtastic before the Wow. “It’s Like a Spill Never Happened!” [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-product/505215.md?page=2)