# Guess the Song

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-song/44536>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [December 7, 2000, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-song/44536 "2000-12-07T20:45:44Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![RocknRoll\_Killing\_Machine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/5daacb/32.png) [@RocknRoll\_Killing\_Machine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RocknRoll_Killing_Machine)\
**Post date:** [December 12, 2000, 4:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-song/44536/61 "2000-12-12T16:00:55Z")

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> mom and dad don’t look so hot these days, they’re getting over the hill

That is “Brat” by Green Day.

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**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\
**Post date:** [December 12, 2000, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-song/44536/62 "2000-12-12T16:18:22Z")

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BobSchroek’s #11 - Year of the Cat by Al Stewart

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**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\
**Post date:** [December 12, 2000, 4:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-song/44536/63 "2000-12-12T16:26:04Z")

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> \*Originally posted by featherlou \*  
> \*\*BobSchroek’s #11 - Year of the Cat by Al Stewart \*\*

Yes! That’s the song I couldn’t remember!

Whatever happened to Al Stewart, anyway?

jr8

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**Author:** ![broccoli](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/a183cd/32.png) [@broccoli](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/broccoli)\
**Post date:** [December 12, 2000, 4:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-song/44536/64 "2000-12-12T16:31:10Z")

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I don’t like posting the guesses because if I know the song I know it, and if I don’t I don’t - but If I do know it I don’t wanna mess it up for anyone else who’s racking their brain about it. 😃

more brain candy:  
4. he’s a legend in the bar with every scar - fights a thousand bigger men. though he fights and loses - got all the bruises, won’t somone please step in

1. there was this girl, but i don’t know her name either. she gave me love and i said i’d never leave her

2. my girlfriend went carpet-munching and now she doesn’t need a man. i’m so stupid - i’m so crude, she’s got some slut who understands

punk snot dead,  
broccoli!

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**Author:** ![BobSchroeck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/13edae/32.png) [@BobSchroeck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BobSchroeck)\
**Post date:** [December 12, 2000, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-song/44536/65 "2000-12-12T17:56:50Z")

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> _Originally posted by longjohn_  
> \*\* OK, BobShroeck, you’re going to make me embarrass myself here.  
> #14 is “holding out for a hero”
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> # 6 is “bad for good” by Jim Steinman\*\*

Right on both counts. I’m impressed. “Bad For Good” is just a _little_ obscure…  
And there’s no shame in liking Steinman, none at all…

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> \*\*# 4 is “Call me Al” by Paul Simon \*\*

Also right!

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> _Originally posted by jr8_  
> **#1 is “Stuck in the Middle With You” by Stealers Wheel  
> #2 is “Boy in the Bubble”, also by Paul Simon  
> #12 is “Don’t Fear the Reaper” by Blue Oyster Cult (man, that takes me back…)**

\<nod\> Got’em in one.

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> **#7 sounds like a KMFDM lyric, but I can’t place it (Juke Joint Jezebel, maybe?)**

Nope. Try again…

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> \*\*8. T. Rex- Bang a Gong  
> 15. I don’t Like Mondays- Sir Bob Geldolf and the Boomtown Rats \*\*

You’re racking up the points, jr8…

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> _Originally posted by featherlou_  
> **BobSchroek’s #11 - Year of the Cat by Al Stewart**

Bingo.

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> _Originally posted by jr8_  
> **Whatever happened to Al Stewart, anyway?**

Good question… one of us ought to do a web search and see if there’s a “whatever happened to” page for him somewhere.

Okay, that leaves 3, 5, 7, 9, 10, and 13 unidentified yet…

– Bob

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**Author:** ![pezpunk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@pezpunk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pezpunk)\
**Post date:** [December 12, 2000, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-song/44536/66 "2000-12-12T17:58:33Z")

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> \*Originally posted by broccoli! \*  
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> 1. there was this girl, but i don’t know her name either. she gave me love and i said i’d never leave her
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> punk snot dead,  
> broccoli! \*\*

AUGH!!! I KNOW THIS ONE!!! HURTING MY BRAIN!!! Hint? Is it rancid?

My quotes were;

1. decendents - clean sheets
2. Firehose - brave Captain
3. bad religon- 21st century digital boy
4. All - She’s my ex
5. Dag Nasty - Under your influence

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**Author:** ![scratch1300](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/dfb087/32.png) [@scratch1300](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scratch1300)\
**Post date:** [December 12, 2000, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-song/44536/67 "2000-12-12T18:01:50Z")

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No…No. 5 is _Someday I Suppose_ by the Mighty Mighty Bosstones.

Brain feel better now, **pez**?

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**Author:** ![scratch1300](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/dfb087/32.png) [@scratch1300](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scratch1300)\
**Post date:** [December 12, 2000, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-song/44536/68 "2000-12-12T18:09:45Z")

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Oh, and here’s a song quotation of my own:

Got a tattoo in Berlin  
And a case of the crabs  
A rose and a dagger  
On the palm of my hand  
And I’ll search the world over  
For my angel in black…

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**Author:** ![betenoir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/258eb7/32.png) [@betenoir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/betenoir)\
**Post date:** [December 12, 2000, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-song/44536/69 "2000-12-12T18:18:19Z")

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> > \*\*8. T. Rex- Bang a Gong  
> > 15. I don’t Like Mondays- Sir Bob Geldolf and the Boomtown Rats \*\*
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> You’re racking up the points, jr8…  
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Hey! I don’t remember ever being jr8.

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**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\
**Post date:** [December 12, 2000, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-song/44536/70 "2000-12-12T18:28:36Z")

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> \*Originally posted by betenoir \*  
> Hey! I don’t remember ever being jr8. \*\*

I would think I’d remember something like that too. One of us must have been channeling the other… 😛

jr8

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**Author:** ![broccoli](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/a183cd/32.png) [@broccoli](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/broccoli)\
**Post date:** [December 12, 2000, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-song/44536/71 "2000-12-12T18:40:49Z")

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heh heh heh… my plan is working… Soon **pezpunk** will be under my hypnos-o-ray…

here’s some more:  
6. I hope your cellmate think’s he’s god, but CNN refers to him as bowling-ball-bag bob

1. wel i’m-a headin down the highway sign has three inverted nines, if the lord don’t get me the devil will -but- not without a fight

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**Author:** ![pezpunk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@pezpunk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pezpunk)\
**Post date:** [December 12, 2000, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-song/44536/72 "2000-12-12T20:11:47Z")

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> \*Originally posted by scratch1300 \*  
> \*\*No…No. 5 is _Someday I Suppose_ by the Mighty Mighty Bosstones.
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> Brain feel better now, **pez**? \*\*

ahhhh yes Bosstones… now I feel better but now I have the damn song stuck in my head…

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**Author:** ![GRJ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/d07c76/32.png) [@GRJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GRJ)\
**Post date:** [December 12, 2000, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-song/44536/73 "2000-12-12T20:13:47Z")

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I think these are fairly easy, but have a go anyway.

1. “The newspapers say ‘she’s gone to his head:  
They look just like two gurus in drag!’”

2. “Because my love for you could break my world in two,  
If you should fall into my arms and tremble like a  
flower.”

3. “Girls will be boys and boys will be girls,  
It’s a mixed up, jumbled up, shook up world”

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**Post date:** [December 12, 2000, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-song/44536/74 "2000-12-12T20:39:03Z")

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> \*Originally posted by GRJ \*  
> 3. “Girls will be boys and boys will be girls,  
> It’s a mixed up, jumbled up, shook up world”

“Lola”, The Kinks

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**Author:** ![Motorgirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e36b37/32.png) [@Motorgirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Motorgirl)\
**Post date:** [December 12, 2000, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-song/44536/75 "2000-12-12T20:44:20Z")

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> \*Originally posted by BobSchroeck \*  
> \*\*Okay, that leaves 3, 5, 7, 9, 10, and 13 unidentified yet…
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> – Bob  
> \*\*

#7 - Pat Benatar - Invincible?  
#10 - Shocking Blue - Venus (unless you’re looking for Bananarama)

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**Author:** ![Motorgirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e36b37/32.png) [@Motorgirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Motorgirl)\
**Post date:** [December 12, 2000, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-song/44536/76 "2000-12-12T20:48:47Z")

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> \*Originally posted by GRJ \*  
> \*\*  
> 2. "Because my love for you could break my world in two,  
> If you should fall into my arms and tremble like a  
> \*\*

Bowie - Let’s Dance

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**Author:** ![BobSchroeck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/13edae/32.png) [@BobSchroeck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BobSchroeck)\
**Post date:** [December 12, 2000, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-song/44536/77 "2000-12-12T21:23:25Z")

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> \*Originally posted by betenoir \*  
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> > You’re racking up the points, jr8…  
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> Hey! I don’t remember ever being jr8. \*\*

Oops. My apologies. I must have dropped an attribution while quoting… Sorry, Betenoire…

– Bob

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**Author:** ![BobSchroeck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/13edae/32.png) [@BobSchroeck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BobSchroeck)\
**Post date:** [December 12, 2000, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-song/44536/78 "2000-12-12T21:25:56Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Motorgirl \*  
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> > \*Originally posted by BobSchroeck \*  
> > \*\*Okay, that leaves 3, 5, 7, 9, 10, and 13 unidentified yet…  
> > \*\*
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> #7 - Pat Benatar - Invincible?  
> #10 - Shocking Blue - Venus (unless you’re looking for Bananarama) \*\*

Bingo. On all three. \<grin\>  
– Bob

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**Author:** ![betenoir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/258eb7/32.png) [@betenoir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/betenoir)\
**Post date:** [December 12, 2000, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-song/44536/79 "2000-12-12T21:48:50Z")

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> 1. “The newspapers say ‘she’s gone to his head:  
> They look just like two gurus in drag!’”
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> \*\*

The Ballad of John and Yoko! By John and Yoko.  
Bob- then you add insult to injury by spelling my name wrong. Well, ok, technically spelling it right. I spell it wrong. All is forgiven. But I expect to see those points in the mail!

Actually I’m just pissed because nobodies tried my earlier ones- they’re right there at the bottom of page one!

Well just for that:

“You say you’ve got a six inch guarentee  
Of unilateral security…”

usually considered more industrial than punk.

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**Post date:** [December 12, 2000, 10:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-song/44536/80 "2000-12-12T22:19:15Z")

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Still no one dares take a stab at any of mine? (ok one of them got answered but there’s 5!) Go check page one.

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