# Guess The Title Of Star Wars Episode VII... **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [January 31, 2013, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-title-of-star-wars-episode-vii/648872 "2013-01-31T03:41:49Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2013, 6:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-title-of-star-wars-episode-vii/648872/21 "2013-01-31T06:29:03Z")
Roman numerals?! They never even _tried_ to teach us that! ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2013, 6:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-title-of-star-wars-episode-vii/648872/22 "2013-01-31T06:41:51Z")
> [@Bryan\_Ekers](#): > > Roman numerals?! They never even _tried_ to teach us that! Close enough. Well done, **Bryan**! ---
**Author:** ![Namkcalb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/c89c15/32.png) [@Namkcalb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Namkcalb)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2013, 10:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-title-of-star-wars-episode-vii/648872/23 "2013-01-31T10:55:44Z")
Starwars Episode VII: Rebirth of the Republic Starwars Episode VII: Shatterpoint Starwars Episode VII: A New Dawn Starwars Episode VII: Shadows of the Sith Starwars Episode VII: An unbalance in the Force. Less serious Starwars Episode VII: Gungan Christmas Special Starwars Episode VII: Kirk and Picard Strike Back Starwars Episode VII: The Menace of the Attack of the Sith in the Hope of the Empire’s Return. Starwars Episode VII: This is not podracing. ---
**Author:** ![Kiyoshi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e19adc/32.png) [@Kiyoshi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kiyoshi)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2013, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-title-of-star-wars-episode-vii/648872/24 "2013-01-31T14:57:26Z")
“Episode VII: The Search for More Money”? ---
**Author:** ![Amateur\_Barbarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/59ef9b/32.png) [@Amateur\_Barbarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amateur_Barbarian)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2013, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-title-of-star-wars-episode-vii/648872/25 "2013-01-31T15:07:35Z")
What difference does it make? Lucas will change it three times within the first ten years. Star Wars VII: Really Star Wars IV …: Not Your Fanboy’s Star Wars …: Darth Vader’s Spaceball …: You’ll Buy Four Different Copies Before You Die ---
**Author:** ![Enderw24](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ba9def/32.png) [@Enderw24](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enderw24)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2013, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-title-of-star-wars-episode-vii/648872/26 "2013-01-31T15:13:01Z")
Star Wars VII: The Return of the Rise of the Empire’s New Republic Striking Back against the Sith Clones. ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2013, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-title-of-star-wars-episode-vii/648872/27 "2013-01-31T15:21:08Z")
> [@Enderw24](#): > > Star Wars VII: The Return of the Rise of the Empire’s New Republic Striking Back against the Sith Clones. …On Infinite Earths! ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2013, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-title-of-star-wars-episode-vii/648872/28 "2013-01-31T15:27:14Z")
Star Wars: Empire Reborn Star Wars: Shadow Conspiracy Star Wars: Sith Conspiracy or Star Wars: Ewoks vs. Gungans ---
**Author:** ![C\_K\_Dexter\_Haven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b2d939/32.png) [@C\_K\_Dexter\_Haven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/C_K_Dexter_Haven)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2013, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-title-of-star-wars-episode-vii/648872/29 "2013-01-31T15:44:13Z")
Possible Titles: Return of the Jedi Again Son of Return of the Jedi …or, seriously, if this is about Luke’s children, “Children of the Jedi” might be plausible. Or “Son of the Jedi” for Part VII and “Daughter of Jedi” for Part VIII. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2013, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-title-of-star-wars-episode-vii/648872/30 "2013-01-31T15:49:31Z")
Star Wars VII: The Search for More Money. ---
**Author:** ![Knorf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/58956e/32.png) [@Knorf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knorf)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2013, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-title-of-star-wars-episode-vii/648872/31 "2013-01-31T15:54:47Z")
Star Wars, Episode VII: The Shadow of the Sith Star Wars, Episode VII: The Force Unbalanced Star Wars, Episode VII: A Threat to the Republic Star Wars, Episode VII: The Search for Alderaan Star Wars, Episode VII: Shiny Things and Pew-pew Noises Star Wars, Episode VII: Rise of the Wookiee Star Wars, Episode VII: Revenge of the Ewoks Star Wars, Episode VII: Who Says It was Incest? Star Wars, Episode VII: ---
**Author:** ![Death\_of\_Rats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a6a055/32.png) [@Death\_of\_Rats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Death_of_Rats)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2013, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-title-of-star-wars-episode-vii/648872/32 "2013-01-31T16:25:39Z")
Starwars Episode VII: The Rise of Jar Jar Starwars Episode VII: It’s complete shit that rapes your childhood, but you will pay us a billion dollars to watch it 300 times anyway. Oh, and you will need to rebuy all of the other movies again to get it on Blu-Ray. ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2013, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-title-of-star-wars-episode-vii/648872/33 "2013-01-31T16:59:17Z")
Star Wars VII: Action Figures Demo Reel ---
**Author:** ![XT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xt/32/456_2.png) [@XT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/XT)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2013, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-title-of-star-wars-episode-vii/648872/34 "2013-01-31T17:05:21Z")
> [@Kiyoshi](#): > > “Episode VII: The Search for More Money”? That was Spaceballs 2, but exactly what I came in here to say. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![FlightlessBird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/cdc98d/32.png) [@FlightlessBird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FlightlessBird)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2013, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-title-of-star-wars-episode-vii/648872/35 "2013-01-31T17:11:21Z")
Star Wars VII: Let’s try this again with a jedi-kid Star Wars VII: Meet the Solos Star Wars VII: My Two Uncles Star Wars VII: Don’t Pull Uncle Chewie’s Furry Finger!!! Star Wars VII: Fathers And Sons Star Wars VII: Arise From the Ashes ---
**Author:** ![DMark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e68b1a/32.png) [@DMark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DMark)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2013, 5:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-title-of-star-wars-episode-vii/648872/36 "2013-01-31T17:13:27Z")
Star Wars VII: Milking The Cow To Death! ---
**Author:** ![Mrs.Cake](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/2acd7d/32.png) [@Mrs.Cake](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mrs.Cake)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2013, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-title-of-star-wars-episode-vii/648872/37 "2013-01-31T17:44:50Z")
Star Wars VII: Dead Horse Beaten Star Wars VII: Let’s Reboot This Sumbitch Already Star Wars VII: Disappointment of the Jedi ---
**Author:** ![SykoSkotty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c0e974/32.png) [@SykoSkotty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SykoSkotty)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2013, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-title-of-star-wars-episode-vii/648872/38 "2013-01-31T19:12:42Z")
Star Wars VII : Threepio Takes Manhattan Star Wars VII : The Phantom Menace To Society Star Wars VII : Lando The Lost (Get it??!!) ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2013, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-title-of-star-wars-episode-vii/648872/39 "2013-01-31T19:21:15Z")
> [@Death\_of\_Rats](#): > > Starwars Episode VII: The Rise of Jar Jar Dear G-d, no! ---
**Author:** ![Mooch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7bcc69/32.png) [@Mooch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mooch)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2013, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-title-of-star-wars-episode-vii/648872/40 "2013-01-31T19:44:40Z")
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