# Guess The Title Of Star Wars Episode VII... **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [January 31, 2013, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-title-of-star-wars-episode-vii/648872 "2013-01-31T03:41:49Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![gonzoron](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a6a055/32.png) [@gonzoron](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gonzoron)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2013, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-title-of-star-wars-episode-vii/648872/41 "2013-01-31T20:00:46Z")
Real guess: Star Wars: New Republic Joke Guess: Star Wars into Darkness ---
**Author:** ![The\_Tooth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c67d28/32.png) [@The\_Tooth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Tooth)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2013, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-title-of-star-wars-episode-vii/648872/42 "2013-01-31T20:05:03Z")
Star Wars Against the World Crime League ---
**Author:** ![Simplicio](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c37758/32.png) [@Simplicio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simplicio)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2013, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-title-of-star-wars-episode-vii/648872/43 "2013-01-31T20:06:20Z")
> [@AK84](#): > > Has it been officially established that its set post ROTJ? No, but since we all have had to put up with the annoying number scheme (for example: making the first movie released “IV”) for the last forty years just so that the title number would correlate with the time the film takes place in the fictional Star Wars Universe instead of the release date in the actual universe, I’d be pretty annoyed if they abandoned it now and set “VII” before “VI” Of course, they could make the next film “Star Wars negative three” and make a trilogy that takes place before the prequels, but that would be insane. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2013, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-title-of-star-wars-episode-vii/648872/44 "2013-01-31T20:13:22Z")
Star Wars: I Have a Bad Feeling About This ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2013, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-title-of-star-wars-episode-vii/648872/45 "2013-01-31T20:18:30Z")
\*\*Abbott and Costello meet the Jedi Star Wars: Judgement Day Wrath of the Jedi The Two Death Stars I am your Grandfather The Revenge of Yub Yub Hardware Wars Blue Harvest The Adventures of Luke Organa Solo Yet Another New Hope All my Wookiees Meet the Gungans\*\* ---
**Author:** ![BigT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bigt/32/12044_2.png) [@BigT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigT)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2013, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-title-of-star-wars-episode-vii/648872/46 "2013-01-31T20:38:20Z")
> [@gonzoron](#): > > Real guess: > Star Wars: New Republic I seem to remember reading that the original story outline did have a name, and that sounds like it. ---
**Author:** ![Panthan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Panthan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Panthan)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2013, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-title-of-star-wars-episode-vii/648872/47 "2013-01-31T20:46:32Z")
Star Wars VII: Sith Storm ---
**Author:** ![Drunky\_Smurf](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drunky_smurf/32/449_2.png) [@Drunky\_Smurf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drunky_Smurf)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2013, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-title-of-star-wars-episode-vii/648872/48 "2013-01-31T20:49:46Z")
> [@Namkcalb](#): > > Starwars Episode VII: Gungan Christmas Special Starwars VII: Gungan Style (Complete with horsey dancing.) > [@Simplicio](#): > > Of course, they could make the next film “Star Wars negative three” and make a trilogy that takes place before the prequels, … That would rock. Starwars VII: Knights of the Old Republic (Complete with Revan doing horsey dancing.) ---
**Author:** ![Knorf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/58956e/32.png) [@Knorf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knorf)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2013, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-title-of-star-wars-episode-vii/648872/49 "2013-01-31T21:21:59Z")
I just released that two of my suggestions were very similar to those of **Namkcalb**. Unintentional! I swear! So here are two more: Star Wars Episode VII: An Alliance Under Siege Star Wars Episode VII: The Threat of Destiny Star Wars Episode VII: An Old Hope Star Wars Episode VII: A Vague Hope Star Wars Episode VII: The Rise of the Cynical Consumer Star Wars Episode VII: The Revenge of Merchandising ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2013, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-title-of-star-wars-episode-vii/648872/50 "2013-01-31T21:54:18Z")
> [@Knorf](#): > > Star Wars Episode VII: The Revenge of Merchandising Unbeknownest to Our Heroes, but beknownest to us, the Jarr-Jarr Binks doll copyright has been violated by the evil Darth WalMart… ---
**Author:** ![Knorf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/58956e/32.png) [@Knorf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knorf)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2013, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-title-of-star-wars-episode-vii/648872/51 "2013-01-31T22:14:17Z")
Also, I realized, not released. Man, what a day. So, here are two more: Star Wars Episode VII: The Dominion of the Tyrant Star Wars Episode VII: The New Rebellion Star Wars Episode VII: The Collapse of the Galactic Economy Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Is Balanced, Meaning There Is As Much Dark Side As Good Side, So The Force Is Actually Unbalanced Star Wars Episode VII: Power Corrupts, And Very Wealthy Power Corrupts Even More Star Wars Episode VII: Ewoks vs. Wookiees ---
**Author:** ![drewtwo99](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d07c76/32.png) [@drewtwo99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drewtwo99)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2013, 10:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-title-of-star-wars-episode-vii/648872/52 "2013-01-31T22:46:42Z")
Star Wars VII: Seventh Heaven Star Wars VIII: Eight is Enough Star Wars IX: A Stitch In Time Also, I like the idea of having negative Star Wars numbered movies! -III would come out first, then -II, then -I. And since we are allowing negative numbers, let’s allow a Star Wars 0 too, even though it doesn’t exist in Roman Numerals. ---
**Author:** ![RickJay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/bb73d2/32.png) [@RickJay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RickJay)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2013, 3:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-title-of-star-wars-episode-vii/648872/53 "2013-02-01T03:34:53Z")
> [@Drunky\_Smurf](#): > > Starwars VII: Knights of the Old Republic (Complete with Revan doing horsey dancing.) Knights of the Old Republic should be a TV series, HBO-style, an hour long episode with no commercials. Seriously. ---
**Author:** ![zamboniracer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/e9a140/32.png) [@zamboniracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zamboniracer)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2013, 3:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-title-of-star-wars-episode-vii/648872/54 "2013-02-01T03:46:11Z")
Star Wars Episode VII: What Does This Button Do? Star Wars Episode 7: Alderaan CSI Star Wars Episode Seven: How Much for Just the Deathstar? ---
**Author:** ![Willcross](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b2d939/32.png) [@Willcross](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Willcross)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2013, 4:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-title-of-star-wars-episode-vii/648872/55 "2013-02-01T04:17:14Z")
Star Wars Episode 7: Leia Does Degobah ---
**Author:** ![the\_diego](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7bcc69/32.png) [@the\_diego](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/the_diego)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2013, 6:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-title-of-star-wars-episode-vii/648872/56 "2013-02-01T06:51:54Z")
Return of the Deathstar Return of George Lucas The Disney Menace Not Long Ago and Near ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2013, 7:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-title-of-star-wars-episode-vii/648872/57 "2013-02-01T07:10:47Z")
_Star Wars Episode VII: Crikeys, Another One? Star Wars Episode VII: Bet You Didn’t Think Interstellar War Could Be So Boring Star Wars Episode VII: If I Thought Mitt Romney Could Stop This Film, I Woulda Voted For Him_ This is my optimistic title: _Star Wars Episode VII: This Time With Tits!_ ---
**Author:** ![drastic\_quench](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e36b37/32.png) [@drastic\_quench](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drastic_quench)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2013, 7:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-title-of-star-wars-episode-vii/648872/58 "2013-02-01T07:44:03Z")
My money is on Star Wars. No subtitle. No episode. ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2013, 7:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-title-of-star-wars-episode-vii/648872/59 "2013-02-01T07:45:19Z")
How about _Star Whores_? ---
**Author:** ![Baine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Baine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baine)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2013, 7:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-title-of-star-wars-episode-vii/648872/60 "2013-02-01T07:50:46Z")
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