# Guess The Title Of Star Wars Episode VII... **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [January 31, 2013, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-title-of-star-wars-episode-vii/648872 "2013-01-31T03:41:49Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2013, 12:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-title-of-star-wars-episode-vii/648872/61 "2013-02-01T12:30:30Z")
\*\*Star Wars: Enjoy the Go Star Wars: The Dark Side Rises Star Wars: The Reboot Star Wars of Mars Star Wars Needs Moms Star Wars: Resurrection The Super-DUPER Star Destroyer\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2013, 1:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-title-of-star-wars-episode-vii/648872/62 "2013-02-01T13:34:55Z")
Star Wars Episode VII: The Wrath of Khan ---
**Author:** ![Fiendish\_Astronaut](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fiendish_astronaut/32/3295_2.png) [@Fiendish\_Astronaut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fiendish_Astronaut)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2013, 1:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-title-of-star-wars-episode-vii/648872/63 "2013-02-01T13:40:36Z")
I’m sure Disney will want the title to name something specific in the title to give people an idea of what the film contains a lot of, and whatever cool thing they want to use in the marketing, in addition to what toys they’re hoping to sell lots of. Therefore: Star Wars VII: Jedi Resurrection ---
**Author:** ![gonzoron](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a6a055/32.png) [@gonzoron](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gonzoron)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2013, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-title-of-star-wars-episode-vii/648872/64 "2013-02-01T14:37:21Z")
> [@Fiendish\_Astronaut](#): > > I’m sure Disney will want the title to name something specific in the title to give people an idea of what the film contains a lot of, and whatever cool thing they want to use in the marketing, in addition to what toys they’re hoping to sell lots of. Considering that Lucas pretty much pioneered the art of selling toys based on movies, and made a movie called _Attack of the Clones_, and then sold about 2 billion ever-so-slightly-different clone trooper figures, while Disney has named their recent hits _Tangled_ and _Brave_, instead of _Rapunzel_ and _Merida_, respectively (yet sold about 2 billion Rapunzel and Merida dolls, mostly to my daughters), I disagree. Heck, if the Disney naming trend continues, SW7 might just be called _Space_ or _Adventurous_. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2013, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-title-of-star-wars-episode-vii/648872/65 "2013-02-01T14:51:26Z")
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**Author:** ![Barkis\_is\_Willin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/a183cd/32.png) [@Barkis\_is\_Willin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Barkis_is_Willin)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2013, 3:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-title-of-star-wars-episode-vii/648872/66 "2013-02-01T15:25:13Z")
So it’s definitely not going to be **Heir to the Empire** , right? In that case, my guess is **Star Wars VII: A New Republic** I joked withmy coworkers it would be **Rise of the Return of the Revenge of the Sith**. ---
**Author:** ![RickJay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/bb73d2/32.png) [@RickJay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RickJay)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2013, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-title-of-star-wars-episode-vii/648872/67 "2013-02-01T16:10:11Z")
My guess, incidentally, is also “The New Republic.” ---
**Author:** ![Mauvaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mauvaise/32/11084_2.png) [@Mauvaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mauvaise)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2013, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-title-of-star-wars-episode-vii/648872/68 "2013-02-01T17:08:50Z")
> [@Qin\_Shi\_Huangdi](#): > > _Heir to the Empire_ I hope! ---
**Author:** ![RickJay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/bb73d2/32.png) [@RickJay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RickJay)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2013, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-title-of-star-wars-episode-vii/648872/69 "2013-02-01T17:49:40Z")
> [@Barkis\_is\_Willin](#): > > So it’s definitely not going to be **Heir to the Empire** , right? Definitely not. They are writing an entirely new story. All the novels and stuff are being ignored. ---
**Author:** ![Drunky\_Smurf](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drunky_smurf/32/449_2.png) [@Drunky\_Smurf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drunky_Smurf)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2013, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-title-of-star-wars-episode-vii/648872/70 "2013-02-01T18:40:17Z")
> [@RickJay](#): > > Knights of the Old Republic should be a TV series, HBO-style, an hour long episode with no commercials. Seriously. I like your idea a lot better. I would seriously subscribe to HBO just to watch that show. ---
**Author:** ![YogSothoth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/8edcca/32.png) [@YogSothoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/YogSothoth)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2013, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-title-of-star-wars-episode-vii/648872/71 "2013-02-01T19:38:08Z")
SW VII: The Shadow of the Empire ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2013, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-title-of-star-wars-episode-vii/648872/72 "2013-02-01T19:41:41Z")
**Star Wars: Boogie Knights** ---
**Author:** ![Fiendish\_Astronaut](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fiendish_astronaut/32/3295_2.png) [@Fiendish\_Astronaut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fiendish_Astronaut)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2013, 11:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-title-of-star-wars-episode-vii/648872/73 "2013-02-02T11:49:39Z")
> [@gonzoron](#): > > Considering that Lucas pretty much pioneered the art of selling toys based on movies, and made a movie called _Attack of the Clones_, and then sold about 2 billion ever-so-slightly-different clone trooper figures, while Disney has named their recent hits _Tangled_ and _Brave_, instead of _Rapunzel_ and _Merida_, respectively (yet sold about 2 billion Rapunzel and Merida dolls, mostly to my daughters), I disagree. > > Heck, if the Disney naming trend continues, SW7 might just be called _Space_ or _Adventurous_. Heh, fair enough. Time will tell of course. ---
**Author:** ![Nunzio\_Tavulari](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/b9bd4f/32.png) [@Nunzio\_Tavulari](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nunzio_Tavulari)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2013, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-title-of-star-wars-episode-vii/648872/74 "2013-02-02T20:57:57Z")
Remember, it has to be a name that they can also use for a theme park ride. So I go with Star Wars VII: Teacups in Space ---
**Author:** ![Knorf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/58956e/32.png) [@Knorf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knorf)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2013, 4:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-title-of-star-wars-episode-vii/648872/75 "2013-02-03T04:29:39Z")
Star Wars Episode VII: Pirates of the Empire Star Wars Episode VII: It’s a Small Republic After All Star Wars Episode VII: Splash Dagobah Star Wars Episode VII: Jedi Training Academy (oh … wait a minute) Star Wars Episode VII: Boba Fett Riverboat ---
**Author:** ![MacTech](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c0e974/32.png) [@MacTech](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MacTech)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2013, 5:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-title-of-star-wars-episode-vii/648872/76 "2013-02-03T05:54:21Z")
Star Wars Episode VII; Lumpy’s Revenge (ALL dialog is in the Wookie language) 90 minutes of Wookie-ese ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2013, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-title-of-star-wars-episode-vii/648872/77 "2013-02-03T15:29:26Z")
Star Wars Episode VII: Micky’s Jihad to Spill The Blood Of Disney-less Unbelievers, Hail Walt! Star Wars Episode VII: A Spunky Princess & Her Cute Talking Animal Sidekick Go On Adventures & Learn Self-Confidence ---
**Author:** ![Boozahol\_Squid\_P.I](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/d9b06d/32.png) [@Boozahol\_Squid\_P.I](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boozahol_Squid_P.I)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2013, 9:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-title-of-star-wars-episode-vii/648872/78 "2013-02-04T21:44:17Z")
Star Wars VII: Properly Numbered ---
**Author:** ![furryman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/furryman/32/99_2.png) [@furryman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/furryman)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2013, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-title-of-star-wars-episode-vii/648872/79 "2013-02-04T22:59:35Z")
The Return Of Vader Aren’t you tired of Vader yet? The Adventures of the Jedi Kids. Revenge Of Vader: Darth Vader kills George Lucas The Adventures of The Skywalker clan ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2013, 11:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-title-of-star-wars-episode-vii/648872/80 "2013-02-04T23:06:12Z")
> [@Zebra](#): > > Star Wars Episode VII: > > The Shakey Cam “R2! Try and lock down those inertial dampeners before we fly apart!” Star Wars VII: Not Directed or Written by George [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-title-of-star-wars-episode-vii/648872.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-title-of-star-wars-episode-vii/648872.md?page=5)