# Guess Trump's weight

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-trumps-weight/989013>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Tags:** trump\
**Created:** [August 24, 2023, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-trumps-weight/989013 "2023-08-24T01:06:04Z")\
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**Author:** ![iiandyiiii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iiandyiiii/32/7924_2.png) [@iiandyiiii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iiandyiiii)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2023, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-trumps-weight/989013/1 "2023-08-24T01:06:04Z")

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Trump will be weighed during his GA arrest, and in my understanding his weight will be on the public arrest report. What do you think his weight will be in lbs?

My guess - 287 lbs.

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**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2023, 1:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-trumps-weight/989013/2 "2023-08-24T01:14:01Z")

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278 lbs.

Extra credit for his height? 5’11"

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**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2023, 1:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-trumps-weight/989013/3 "2023-08-24T01:18:43Z")

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I’m going 272.

mmm

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**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2023, 1:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-trumps-weight/989013/4 "2023-08-24T01:19:45Z")

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Remember to take off a couple of pounds for the hands.

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**Author:** ![Railer13](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/railer13/32/9742_2.png) [@Railer13](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Railer13)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2023, 1:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-trumps-weight/989013/5 "2023-08-24T01:21:35Z")

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1. Over/Under is 273.5.

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**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2023, 1:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-trumps-weight/989013/6 "2023-08-24T01:22:57Z")

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On [this site](https://www.betonline.ag/sportsbook/futures-and-props/us-election/trump-indictment) you can place bets on not only his weight, but the color of his tie, whether he will wear a MAGA hat, and whether he will smile/smirk on his mug shot.

mmm

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**Author:** ![don\_t\_ask](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e68b1a/32.png) [@don\_t\_ask](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/don_t_ask)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2023, 1:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-trumps-weight/989013/7 "2023-08-24T01:24:30Z")

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It will be a shitload.

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**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2023, 1:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-trumps-weight/989013/8 "2023-08-24T01:25:51Z")

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Is he going to be fully clothed when he’s weighed? Shoes?

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**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2023, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-trumps-weight/989013/9 "2023-08-24T01:26:27Z")

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> [@needscoffee](#):
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> Remember to take off a couple of pounds for the hands.

Yeah, but you also have to account for Kevin McCarthy in his pocket.

mmm

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**Author:** ![Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b487fb/32.png) [@Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Walken_After_Midnight)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2023, 1:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-trumps-weight/989013/10 "2023-08-24T01:29:07Z")

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245 lbs.

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**Author:** ![China\_Guy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/779978/32.png) [@China\_Guy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/China_Guy)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2023, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-trumps-weight/989013/11 "2023-08-24T01:34:09Z")

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Let’s go for 300#

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**Author:** ![enipla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/54ee81/32.png) [@enipla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/enipla)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2023, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-trumps-weight/989013/12 "2023-08-24T01:34:14Z")

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I’m eating here coffee.

Without his lifts, maybe 5’11". So, I’ll go with 255lbs.

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**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2023, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-trumps-weight/989013/13 "2023-08-24T01:34:45Z")

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284 lbs.

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**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2023, 3:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-trumps-weight/989013/14 "2023-08-24T03:18:11Z")

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@iiandyiiii i hope you don’t mind this effort.

I’ve never posted a table before, at least not correctly, so let’s see if this works. I made a quick spreadsheet with the pounds (whole numbers, no fractions) and the user names who’ve chosen particular amounts thus far, with my guess at 299#. The lowest guess in the table is 240; the highest is 319. Feel free to copy the table into your new post when you add your guess. Also feel free to correct any formatting to make it easier to see. I couldn’t get the thing to center justify all the entries.

| Pounds | Pounds | Pounds | Pounds | Pounds | Pounds | Pounds | Pounds |
| --- | --- | --- | --- | --- | --- | --- | --- |
| **User** | **User** | **User** | **User** | **User** | **User** | **User** | **User** |
| 240 | 250 | 260 | 270 | 280 | 290 | 300 | 310 |
| — | — | — | — | — | — | China\_Guy | — |
| 241 | 251 | 261 | 271 | 281 | 291 | 301 | 311 |
| — | — | — | — | — | — | — | — |
| 242 | 252 | 262 | 272 | 282 | 292 | 302 | 312 |
| — | — | — | Mean\_Mr.Mustard | — | — | — | — |
| 243 | 253 | 263 | 273 | 283 | 293 | 303 | 313 |
| — | — | — | — | — | — | — | — |
| 244 | 254 | 264 | 274 | 284 | 294 | 304 | 314 |
| — | — | — | Railer13 | Happy\_Lendervedder | — | — | — |
| 245 | 255 | 265 | 275 | 285 | 295 | 305 | 315 |
| Walken\_After\_Midnight | enipla | — | — | — | — | — | — |
| 246 | 256 | 266 | 276 | 286 | 296 | 306 | 316 |
| — | — | — | — | — | — | — | — |
| 247 | 257 | 267 | 277 | 287 | 297 | 307 | 317 |
| — | — | SuntanLotion | — | iiandyiiii | — | — | — |
| 248 | 258 | 268 | 278 | 288 | 298 | 308 | 318 |
| — | — | — | Fear\_Itself | — | — | — | — |
| 249 | 259 | 269 | 279 | 289 | 299 | 309 | 319 |
| — | — | — | — | — | Monty | — | — |

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**Author:** ![SuntanLotion](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/suntanlotion/32/16165_2.png) [@SuntanLotion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SuntanLotion)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2023, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-trumps-weight/989013/15 "2023-08-24T03:20:29Z")

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1. No hat, no smile.

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**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2023, 3:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-trumps-weight/989013/16 "2023-08-24T03:50:36Z")

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271 pounds

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**Author:** ![scabpicker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scabpicker/32/8268_2.png) [@scabpicker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scabpicker)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2023, 3:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-trumps-weight/989013/17 "2023-08-24T03:57:21Z")

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I’m guessing 305.

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**Author:** ![kitap](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b9e5f3/32.png) [@kitap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kitap)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2023, 3:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-trumps-weight/989013/18 "2023-08-24T03:59:59Z")

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1. 

I just randomly picked a number.

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**Author:** ![CairoCarol](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cairocarol/32/3825_2.png) [@CairoCarol](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CairoCarol)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2023, 4:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-trumps-weight/989013/19 "2023-08-24T04:04:09Z")

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1. 

That’s based on my partner’s height (6 foot even) and fattest weight (220), and how much fatter Trump looks than that.

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**Author:** ![dirtball](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dirtball/32/18772_2.png) [@dirtball](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dirtball)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2023, 4:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-trumps-weight/989013/20 "2023-08-24T04:07:12Z")

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279 big ones.

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