# Guess Trump's weight

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-trumps-weight/989013>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Tags:** trump\
**Created:** [August 24, 2023, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-trumps-weight/989013 "2023-08-24T01:06:04Z")\
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**Post date:** [August 27, 2023, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-trumps-weight/989013/181 "2023-08-27T02:24:42Z")

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Stormy Daniels tweet -

> <https://twitter.com/StormyDaniels/status/1695115271122428401>

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**Post date:** [August 27, 2023, 4:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-trumps-weight/989013/182 "2023-08-27T04:22:54Z")

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> [@Spoons](#):
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> I’m sure that if Trump were to be admitted to the jail as an inmate, issued an orange jumpsuit, assigned a cell, and so on, a full medical exam would take place, including weighing him with a set of properly-calibrated scales.

And I’m sure that we would not be privy to the results of that exam. Do we know the weights of any other prisoners in the penal system.

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**Post date:** [August 27, 2023, 4:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-trumps-weight/989013/183 "2023-08-27T04:24:58Z")

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> [@Coriolanus](#):
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> Trump is 6’3" and Obama is 6’1"

Yeah, but who’s to say those steps are level? 🤣

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**Post date:** [August 27, 2023, 4:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-trumps-weight/989013/184 "2023-08-27T04:38:27Z")

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Is it possible the mug shot has been Photoshopped? His face looks much thinner than it does in other photos and has fewer wrinkles. The left side (his right side) looks warped somehow.

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**Post date:** [August 27, 2023, 4:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-trumps-weight/989013/185 "2023-08-27T04:55:30Z")

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> [@Coriolanus](#):
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> Trump is 6’3" and Obama is 6’1"

Lol!!

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**Post date:** [August 27, 2023, 5:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-trumps-weight/989013/186 "2023-08-27T05:01:37Z")

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> [@nelliebly](#):
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> His face looks much thinner than it does in other photos and has fewer wrinkles. The left side (his right side) looks warped somehow.

T-Rump actually looked to me lately like he’d lost a bit of weight recently. He didn’t look as bulbous as usual. I can only hope that maybe he’s actually stressed out over the reality of his upcoming legal problems.

He’s still at least 250 lbs. Probably a LOT more.

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**Post date:** [August 27, 2023, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-trumps-weight/989013/187 "2023-08-27T17:45:17Z")

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The Wizard of ~~Oz~~ Orang ~~e~~ would have no trouble getting Ozempic, methinks…

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**Post date:** [August 27, 2023, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-trumps-weight/989013/188 "2023-08-27T19:54:32Z")

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> **[The Bush–Trump Proxy Wars Are in Full Swing for 2022](https://www.vanityfair.com/news/2021/09/bush-trump-proxy-wars-2022)**
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> George W. will reportedly throw his weight behind Never-Trumper Liz Cheney, while Trump, naturally, is supporting her opponent. Who will prevail?

The picture here shows Trump and GWB. Bush is listed at 5’11.5” which seems accurate when you see him next to his taller father. You can also see the several inch heel Trump is wearing.

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**Post date:** [August 27, 2023, 11:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-trumps-weight/989013/189 "2023-08-27T23:43:06Z")

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…And the camera for that shot is closer to Trump, too.

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**Post date:** [August 28, 2023, 12:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-trumps-weight/989013/190 "2023-08-28T00:05:51Z")

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> [@nelliebly](#):
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> Is it possible the mug shot has been Photoshopped? His face looks much thinner than it does in other photos and has fewer wrinkles. The left side (his right side) looks warped somehow.

Fixall

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**Post date:** [August 29, 2023, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-trumps-weight/989013/191 "2023-08-29T16:47:48Z")

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Not in Fulton County Georgia. They literally just ask you basic questions. They do give you a jumpsuit but they don’t do any examination unless you request and require medical assistance. There is no medical exam for the jail. You can talk to a doctor but I wouldn’t count on anything complex to be handled. Several inmates die in Fulton county a year due to neglect and other issues. If you disrespect the guards on intake, you might get hog tied and beat down. If intake is backed up, you may need to sleep in the intake cell , concrete ground , overnight, but they will give you a turkey sandwich, mustard packets, and m&m cookies if you’re in intake long enough. Fulton county jails are not a great place, but unlike worse US jails, they do have air conditioning.

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**Post date:** [August 30, 2023, 4:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-trumps-weight/989013/192 "2023-08-30T04:38:22Z")

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> [@papagolfhotel](#):
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> … They do give you a jumpsuit but they don’t do any examination …

I am picturing them giving him a jumpsuit – _six-two, two fifteen, that would be a 40-C_ – and then see him squoze into that.

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**Post date:** [August 30, 2023, 10:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-trumps-weight/989013/193 "2023-08-30T10:39:49Z")

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> [@eschereal](#):
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> I am picturing them giving him a jumpsuit – _six-two, two fifteen, that would be a 40-C_ – and then see him squoze into that.

Hahaah.

Reminds me of when my large barrel chested dad had to put on a size medium wetsuit. Was the biggest they had.

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**Post date:** [August 30, 2023, 12:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-trumps-weight/989013/194 "2023-08-30T12:00:47Z")

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> [@enipla](#):
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> Reminds me of when my large barrel chested dad had to put on a size medium wetsuit.

I crewed for my buddy on his Hobie when his wife was unable due to pregnancy. She’d already gotten a wetsuit for the event. I was lean enough then to wear her pregnancy wetsuit, which caused some laughs.

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**Post date:** [August 30, 2023, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-trumps-weight/989013/195 "2023-08-30T15:17:28Z")

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> [@eschereal](#):
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> I am picturing them giving him a jumpsuit – _six-two, two fifteen, that would be a 40-C_ – and then see him squoze into that.

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**Post date:** [August 30, 2023, 3:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-trumps-weight/989013/196 "2023-08-30T15:25:39Z")

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> [@Euphonious\_Polemic](#):
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> …  
> Of course in my imaginary world, he’ll be hosed down in a bare concrete cell first with de-lousing soap.

And then the other inmates would bet cigarattes on who would be the first to break down crying. “And it’s fat ass by a nose!”

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**Post date:** [August 30, 2023, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-trumps-weight/989013/197 "2023-08-30T16:15:51Z")

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Hot air doesn’t weigh very much.

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**Post date:** [August 30, 2023, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-trumps-weight/989013/198 "2023-08-30T20:02:08Z")

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Hot air weighs exactly the same as cold air, there is just less of it.

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**Post date:** [August 30, 2023, 10:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-trumps-weight/989013/199 "2023-08-30T22:20:17Z")

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In about 2000, I weighed 281 at about 6’ (I maxed out at just under 6’1" but had probably lost a bit by then). I looked about as bulky as Trump, so if Trump is actually 6’3", he is over 300 lb. But he is probably more like 6’, 280 lb.

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**Post date:** [August 30, 2023, 10:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-trumps-weight/989013/200 "2023-08-30T22:23:23Z")

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You do you. But I would prefer not to think about Trump’s humidity.

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