# Guess Trump's weight **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Tags:** trump\ **Created:** [August 24, 2023, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-trumps-weight/989013 "2023-08-24T01:06:04Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![iiandyiiii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iiandyiiii/32/7924_2.png) [@iiandyiiii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iiandyiiii)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2023, 11:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-trumps-weight/989013/41 "2023-08-24T11:25:57Z")
> [@Smapti](#): > > They let Giuliani self-report as weighing 230, so I’m gonna say Loser Donald sticks with 239. Do you have a cite that they let Giuliani self report? That would really ruin our fun. ---
**Author:** ![Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b487fb/32.png) [@Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Walken_After_Midnight)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2023, 11:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-trumps-weight/989013/42 "2023-08-24T11:45:43Z")
I chose 245, not 255. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_stainless_steel_rat/32/5727_2.png) [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Stainless_Steel_Rat)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2023, 11:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-trumps-weight/989013/43 "2023-08-24T11:57:33Z")
I’ll go with 281 if they actually weight him. If it’s self-reported like with Guiliani, then 252. ---
**Author:** ![Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b487fb/32.png) [@Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Walken_After_Midnight)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2023, 12:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-trumps-weight/989013/44 "2023-08-24T12:08:10Z")
If it’s self-reported weight, then I’m going 180 lbs. ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2023, 12:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-trumps-weight/989013/45 "2023-08-24T12:19:20Z")
I’d be surprised if it’s under 300, based on the shapes of people I know… ---
**Author:** ![Loach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/loach/32/350_2.png) [@Loach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loach)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2023, 12:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-trumps-weight/989013/46 "2023-08-24T12:27:50Z")
> [@iiandyiiii](#): > > > [@Smapti](#): > > > > They let Giuliani self-report as weighing 230, so I’m gonna say Loser Donald sticks with 239. > > Do you have a cite that they let Giuliani self report? That would really ruin our fun. I’ve booked a lot of people. We had to put down weight. We didn’t have a scale. I don’t know any department that does. That doesn’t mean there aren’t places in the world that weigh prisoners. I just don’t think it’s likely. If they chose not to answer we guessed. ---
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2023, 12:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-trumps-weight/989013/47 "2023-08-24T12:33:22Z")
> [@Loach](#): > > I’ve booked a lot of people. We had to put down weight. We didn’t have a scale. I don’t know any department that does. That doesn’t mean there aren’t places in the world that weigh prisoners. I just don’t think it’s likely. > > If they chose not to answer we guessed. In my district of Maoming City in Guangdong, China, when I went to get registered at the local police station as required, the cop shop asked me to return the following day because they were busy processing a teen gang. The cops had the combination height/weight scale. ---
**Author:** ![Jaycat.again](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jaycat.again/32/11525_2.png) [@Jaycat.again](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jaycat.again)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2023, 12:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-trumps-weight/989013/48 "2023-08-24T12:42:05Z")
Won’t he just get on the phone and tell them to find a way to lose 40 lbs? ---
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2023, 12:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-trumps-weight/989013/49 "2023-08-24T12:43:19Z")
Screwed up formatting. Will post in just a moment. ---
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2023, 12:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-trumps-weight/989013/50 "2023-08-24T12:51:46Z")
| **Pounds** | **Pounds** | **Pounds** | **Pounds** | **Pounds** | **Pounds** | **Pounds** | **Pounds** | | --- | --- | --- | --- | --- | --- | --- | --- | | **User** | **User** | **User** | **User** | **User** | **User** | **User** | **User** | | 240 | 250 | 260 | 270 | 280 | 290 | 300 | 310 | | pulykamell | — | — | Cervaise | — | — | China\_Guy | The\_Librarian | | 241 | 251 | 261 | 271 | 281 | 291 | 301 | 311 | | — | — | — | — | The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat | — | — | — | | 242 | 252 | 262 | 272 | 282 | 292 | 302 | 312 | | — | — | — | Mean\_Mr.Mustard | — | — | — | — | | 243 | 253 | 263 | 273 | 283 | 293 | 303 | 313 | | — | — | — | Gatopescado | Tripolar | kitap | — | — | | 244 | 254 | 264 | 274 | 284 | 294 | 304 | 314 | | — | — | — | Railer13 | Happy\_Lendervedder | — | — | — | | 245 | 255 | 265 | 275 | 285 | 295 | 305 | 315 | | Walken\_After\_Midnight | — | enipla | — | — | — | Scabpicker | ZipperJJ | | 246 | 256 | 266 | 276 | 286 | 296 | 306 | 316 | | — | — | — | — | RickJay | — | — | — | | 247 | 257 | 267 | 277 | 287 | 297 | 307 | 317 | | — | — | SuntanLotion | Pardel-Lux | iiandyiiii | Beckdawreck | — | — | | 248 | 258 | 268 | 278 | 288 | 298 | 308 | 318 | | — | — | — | Fear\_Itself | kambuckta | — | — | — | | 249 | 259 | 269 | 279 | 289 | 299 | 309 | 319 | | — | — | — | dirtball | Gyrate | Monty | — | — | I think I got it correct this time. Updated and corrected to the first user to claim a particular pound of flesh (heheheh). I don’t know how to add weights above or below the current table’s weights (240#~319#). If anyone does, go for it! ---
**Author:** ![pjd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pjd/32/3009_2.png) [@pjd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pjd)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2023, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-trumps-weight/989013/51 "2023-08-24T15:34:08Z")
1. Welcome ! 2. 287 has been taken, have another go. ---
**Author:** ![pjd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pjd/32/3009_2.png) [@pjd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pjd)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2023, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-trumps-weight/989013/52 "2023-08-24T15:59:29Z")
How’s this … let me know if etc. | **Pounds** | **Pounds** | **Pounds** | **Pounds** | **Pounds** | **Pounds** | **Pounds** | **Pounds** | **Pounds** | **Pounds** | | --- | --- | --- | --- | --- | --- | --- | --- | --- | --- | | **User** | **User** | **User** | **User** | **User** | **User** | **User** | **User** | **User** | **User** | | 230 | 240 | 250 | 260 | 270 | 280 | 290 | 300 | 310 | 320 | | — | pulykamell | — | — | Cervaise | — | — | China\_Guy | The\_Librarian | — | | 231 | 241 | 251 | 261 | 271 | 281 | 291 | 301 | 311 | 321 | | — | — | — | — | — | The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat | — | — | — | — | | 232 | 242 | 252 | 262 | 272 | 282 | 292 | 302 | 312 | 322 | | — | — | — | — | Mean\_Mr.Mustard | — | — | — | — | — | | 233 | 243 | 253 | 263 | 273 | 283 | 293 | 303 | 313 | 323 | | — | — | — | — | Gatopescado | Tripolar | kitap | — | — | — | | 234 | 244 | 254 | 264 | 274 | 284 | 294 | 304 | 314 | 324 | | — | — | — | — | Railer13 | Happy\_Lendervedder | — | — | — | — | | 235 | 245 | 255 | 265 | 275 | 285 | 295 | 305 | 315 | 325 | | — | Walken\_After\_Midnight | — | enipla | — | — | — | Scabpicker | ZipperJJ | — | | 236 | 246 | 256 | 266 | 276 | 286 | 296 | 306 | 316 | 326 | | — | — | — | — | — | RickJay | — | — | — | — | | 237 | 247 | 257 | 267 | 277 | 287 | 297 | 307 | 317 | 327 | | — | — | pjd | SuntanLotion | Pardel-Lux | iiandyiiii | Beckdawreck | — | — | — | | 238 | 248 | 258 | 268 | 278 | 288 | 298 | 308 | 318 | 328 | | — | — | — | — | Fear\_Itself | kambuckta | — | — | — | — | | 239 | 249 | 259 | 269 | 279 | 289 | 299 | 309 | 319 | 329 | | — | — | — | — | dirtball | Gyrate | Monty | — | — | — | Don’t know how to have a 2 line static header … ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2023, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-trumps-weight/989013/53 "2023-08-24T16:04:59Z")
Before I answer… this isn’t like that thing at the county fair with the pig, and if I guess right, I have to take it home and look after it? ---
**Author:** ![Si\_Amigo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/si_amigo/32/2877_2.png) [@Si\_Amigo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Si_Amigo)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2023, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-trumps-weight/989013/54 "2023-08-24T16:36:44Z")
I say 6’ 1" and 205 lbs, because hot air makes bullshit float. > **[Donald Trump Jr. retweeted photos that show his dad as an angry, orange baby...](https://www.businessinsider.com/donald-trump-spy-balloon-blimp-trump-jr-funny-beijing-2023-2)** > > Donald Trump Jr. reposted photos showing his father as a bare-chested baby blimp, adding that he thought flying it over Beijing would be "funny." ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2023, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-trumps-weight/989013/55 "2023-08-24T17:04:20Z")
> [@The\_Librarian](#): > > He’s doing all kinds of weird shit to appear slimmer. I guess some of it works so I’m going with 310lbs. Isn’t the camera supposed to “add ten pounds”? Or is that only for women? ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2023, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-trumps-weight/989013/56 "2023-08-24T17:30:48Z")
I’ll take 254. ---
**Author:** ![aceplace57](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aceplace57/32/3500_2.png) [@aceplace57](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aceplace57)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2023, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-trumps-weight/989013/57 "2023-08-24T17:34:26Z")
299 lbs Trump wears tailored suits that disguises his corpulence. ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2023, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-trumps-weight/989013/58 "2023-08-24T17:56:09Z")
> [@Mangetout](#): > > this isn’t like that thing at the county fair with the pig, and if I guess right, I have to take it home and look after it? Don’t you also have the option of sending the pig to slaughter?! ---
**Author:** ![DavidNRockies](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/davidnrockies/32/6279_2.png) [@DavidNRockies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DavidNRockies)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2023, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-trumps-weight/989013/59 "2023-08-24T18:10:12Z")
I’ll guess a svelte, cut 195#. Y’know why? _“Trump, 76, gave a shoutout to former White House doctor and current congressman Ronny Jackson early in his nearly two-hour speech to the conservative conference. ‘He was a great doctor, you know, he was an admiral, a doctor and now he’s a congressman,’ Trump told the audience. 'I said, ‘Which is the best, if you had your choice?’ And he sort of indicated doctor because he loved looking at my body, it was so strong and powerful.”_ And it would be hard to imagine Donald Trump being anything other than completely honest. /s ---
**Author:** ![pjd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pjd/32/3009_2.png) [@pjd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pjd)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2023, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-trumps-weight/989013/60 "2023-08-24T18:16:28Z")
| **Pounds** | **Pounds** | **Pounds** | **Pounds** | **Pounds** | **Pounds** | **Pounds** | **Pounds** | **Pounds** | **Pounds** | | --- | --- | --- | --- | --- | --- | --- | --- | --- | --- | | **User** | **User** | **User** | **User** | **User** | **User** | **User** | **User** | **User** | **User** | | 230 | 240 | 250 | 260 | 270 | 280 | 290 | 300 | 310 | 320 | | — | pulykamell | — | — | Cervaise | — | — | China\_Guy | The\_Librarian | — | | 231 | 241 | 251 | 261 | 271 | 281 | 291 | 301 | 311 | 321 | | — | — | — | — | — | The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat | — | — | — | — | | 232 | 242 | 252 | 262 | 272 | 282 | 292 | 302 | 312 | 322 | | — | — | — | — | Mean\_Mr.Mustard | — | — | — | — | — | | 233 | 243 | 253 | 263 | 273 | 283 | 293 | 303 | 313 | 323 | | — | — | — | — | Gatopescado | Tripolar | kitap | — | — | — | | 234 | 244 | 254 | 264 | 274 | 284 | 294 | 304 | 314 | 324 | | — | — | Spoons | — | Railer13 | Happy\_Lendervedder | — | — | — | — | | 235 | 245 | 255 | 265 | 275 | 285 | 295 | 305 | 315 | 325 | | — | Walken\_After\_Midnight | — | enipla | — | — | — | Scabpicker | ZipperJJ | — | | 236 | 246 | 256 | 266 | 276 | 286 | 296 | 306 | 316 | 326 | | — | — | — | — | — | RickJay | — | — | — | — | | 237 | 247 | 257 | 267 | 277 | 287 | 297 | 307 | 317 | 327 | | — | — | pjd | SuntanLotion | Pardel-Lux | iiandyiiii | Beckdawreck | — | — | — | | 238 | 248 | 258 | 268 | 278 | 288 | 298 | 308 | 318 | 328 | | — | — | — | — | Fear\_Itself | kambuckta | — | — | — | — | | 239 | 249 | 259 | 269 | 279 | 289 | 299 | 309 | 319 | 329 | | — | — | — | — | dirtball | Gyrate | Monty | — | — | — | [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-trumps-weight/989013.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-trumps-weight/989013.md?page=4)