# Guess Trump's weight **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Tags:** trump\ **Created:** [August 24, 2023, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-trumps-weight/989013 "2023-08-24T01:06:04Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 7
**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2023, 8:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-trumps-weight/989013/121 "2023-08-25T08:02:09Z")
I like it that we have a new way of saying who we mean without having to wash our mouths afterwards: P01135809 I’ll try to memorize it: P - 0 - eleven - thirtyfive - 8 - 0 - 9 And what does [P01135809 think](https://www.nytimes.com/2023/08/24/us/politics/trump-mugshot-booking-photo.html?unlocked_article_code=3xie29VRoTaoZ5du737MUL8Fltk2LFSYIn_B52EOJQNLS68BmHNVpVEvNlCSbncGHHzeELD24-iUVrbkrKCfI_n-QSdvBi5ZlXm36BMtKsAlyBnKNK5EO8VRGYakGye4-5FeOfZD8Hpp6ANuCnuCLOiipAS29Dsx852VeOCgy0XZATavC6cEblnN7T8jlhthrw60DtvVS4CpKX2Uwlft3z1me7GtcBQDrGE7c1uDqd7vSXypkQrHh35FsphZ-Co5tmfe_3kg17IOMKp25JhevM5xHuyCkhBpXi4I09TDGJh9MnWkWlLUfz0AcSj4HDg94oi29kNAbm4Nmtx5t_3pO9RP3-cUQ9IJUK8&smid=url-share) of his mugshot? > Mr. Trump’s mug shot photo shows a severe expression, contrary to what we have seen from a few other defendants, some of whom have smiled. > > Mr. Trump, during the photo shoot for his official White House photo shortly before he became president, scowled at the camera and told aides he thought he looked “like Churchill.” Best mugshot ever! Pity he forgot the cigar. ---
**Author:** ![pjd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pjd/32/3009_2.png) [@pjd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pjd)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2023, 8:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-trumps-weight/989013/122 "2023-08-25T08:20:55Z")
Damn, i missed all the fun … | **Pounds** | **Pounds** | **Pounds** | **Pounds** | **Pounds** | **Pounds** | **Pounds** | **Pounds** | **Pounds** | **Pounds** | | --- | --- | --- | --- | --- | --- | --- | --- | --- | --- | | **User** | **User** | **User** | **User** | **User** | **User** | **User** | **User** | **User** | **User** | | 230 | 240 | 250 | 260 | 270 | 280 | 290 | 300 | 310 | 320 | | — | pulykamell | Spice\_Weasel | Rebo | Cervaise | Kent\_Clark | — | China\_Guy | The\_Librarian | — | | 231 | 241 | 251 | 261 | 271 | 281 | 291 | 301 | 311 | 321 | | — | — | — | — | — | The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat | — | — | — | — | | 232 | 242 | 252 | 262 | 272 | 282 | 292 | 302 | 312 | 322 | | Loach | — | — | — | Mean\_Mr.Mustard | — | Kron | — | — | — | | 233 | 243 | 253 | 263 | 273 | 283 | 293 | 303 | 313 | 323 | | — | — | — | — | Gatopescado | Tripolar | kitap | — | Die\_Capacitrix | — | | 234 | 244 | 254 | 264 | 274 | 284 | 294 | 304 | 314 | 324 | | — | — | Spoons | gnarator | Railer13 | Happy\_Lendervedder | — | — | — | — | | 235 | 245 | 255 | 265 | 275 | 285 | 295 | 305 | 315 | 325 | | — | Walken\_After\_Midnight | — | enipla | ColdBrew50 | — | — | Scabpicker | ZipperJJ | — | | 236 | 246 | 256 | 266 | 276 | 286 | 296 | 306 | 316 | 326 | | — | — | — | — | — | RickJay | — | — | — | — | | 237 | 247 | 257 | 267 | 277 | 287 | 297 | 307 | 317 | 327 | | — | Dr\_Paprika | pjd | SuntanLotion | Pardel-Lux | iiandyiiii | Beckdawreck | — | — | — | | 238 | 248 | 258 | 268 | 278 | 288 | 298 | 308 | 318 | 328 | | — | — | — | — | Fear\_Itself | kambuckta | — | — | — | — | | 239 | 249 | 259 | 269 | 279 | 289 | 299 | 309 | 319 | 329 | | Smapti | — | — | — | dirtball | Gyrate | Monty | — | — | — | ---
**Author:** ![Biffster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biffster/32/339_2.png) [@Biffster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biffster)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2023, 9:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-trumps-weight/989013/123 "2023-08-25T09:17:54Z")
Score me a 282 if it’s not already taken. ---
**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2023, 10:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-trumps-weight/989013/124 "2023-08-25T10:44:29Z")
Where’s my guess of 350? ---
**Author:** ![smithsb](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smithsb/32/12107_2.png) [@smithsb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/smithsb)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2023, 11:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-trumps-weight/989013/125 "2023-08-25T11:00:51Z")
More of a factual question for the smart folks - Assuming a real mass of 275 lbs., how many moon masses would the earth have to lose to have him at 215 lbs? ---
**Author:** ![BlankSlate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blankslate/32/80_2.png) [@BlankSlate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlankSlate)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2023, 11:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-trumps-weight/989013/126 "2023-08-25T11:17:50Z")
So is the box-spring. ---
**Author:** ![Dandan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a87d85/32.png) [@Dandan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dandan)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2023, 11:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-trumps-weight/989013/127 "2023-08-25T11:46:08Z")
> [@BobLibDem](#): > > He hasn’t weighed 215 in probably 50 years. But maybe after 20 years of prison food he might get down to that. I hear that there’s lots of starch in prison slop, so weight loss is prob right out. They’ll move him to a double-wide cell if they can get him through the door. Dan ---
**Author:** ![enipla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/54ee81/32.png) [@enipla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/enipla)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2023, 12:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-trumps-weight/989013/128 "2023-08-25T12:07:34Z")
> [@Railer13](#): > > Shit…I’m 6’3" and weigh 225. I’m not svelte by any means, but I don’t have a fat ass like DJT does. 6’2" 220 lbs here. I could stand to lose some weight, but like you say, not a fat ass like Trump. ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2023, 12:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-trumps-weight/989013/129 "2023-08-25T12:13:13Z")
> [@iiandyiiii](#): > > 215 is hilarious. He didn’t even bother to pick a remotely believable number. He thought they wanted his ass weight. ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2023, 12:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-trumps-weight/989013/130 "2023-08-25T12:14:53Z")
> [@Pardel-Lux](#): > > Best mugshot ever! I’m betting he practiced that grimace in the mirror, thinking it makes him look like a bad-ass. Constipated, is more like it. He’ll be merching that photo on everything very soon. I have to hand it to CNN: they refused to broadcast whatever stupidity Trump had to say at the airport. Trapper said “If he says anything of any relevance, we’ll report it, but are assuming that it’s the same old lies.” ---
**Author:** ![enipla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/54ee81/32.png) [@enipla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/enipla)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2023, 12:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-trumps-weight/989013/131 "2023-08-25T12:16:36Z")
Why don’t they have a scale? I mean, come on!!! 1. I guess it really doesn’t matter. Just another lie in a string of lies. ---
**Author:** ![Ike\_Witt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ike_witt/32/283_2.png) [@Ike\_Witt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ike_Witt)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2023, 12:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-trumps-weight/989013/132 "2023-08-25T12:18:47Z")
“Trump weighs 215? Maybe in celsius.” Keith Olbermann ---
**Author:** ![RitterSport](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rittersport/32/6326_2.png) [@RitterSport](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RitterSport)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2023, 12:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-trumps-weight/989013/133 "2023-08-25T12:29:42Z")
That’s an excellent line. ---
**Author:** ![slicedalone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slicedalone/32/12515_2.png) [@slicedalone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/slicedalone)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2023, 12:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-trumps-weight/989013/134 "2023-08-25T12:33:53Z")
After the facts come out: “The IMCOMPENTENT liberal JAIL Officials in CORRUPT fake Georgia county that voted overwelmingly for Trump by the way delibertly and WRONGLY entered the wait I told them that was three hundred and fifteen pounds, spread magnifently over my 6 foot three body with no lifts but they entered 2 fifteen to create FAKE news!!” ---
**Author:** ![pjd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pjd/32/3009_2.png) [@pjd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pjd)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2023, 12:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-trumps-weight/989013/135 "2023-08-25T12:36:46Z")
> [@Chefguy](#): > > He’ll be merching that photo on everything very soon. He’s already doing it ! > [@ThelmaLou](#): > > Where’s my guess of 350? Sorry, that’s off the scale (i don’t make up the rules !) ---
**Author:** ![DavidNRockies](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/davidnrockies/32/6279_2.png) [@DavidNRockies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DavidNRockies)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2023, 12:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-trumps-weight/989013/136 "2023-08-25T12:40:04Z")
JFTR, that’s 419lbs. It’s the Dope. Somebody had to do the math. ---
**Author:** ![pjd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pjd/32/3009_2.png) [@pjd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pjd)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2023, 12:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-trumps-weight/989013/137 "2023-08-25T12:46:07Z")
But as it’s you … | **Pounds** | **Pounds** | **Pounds** | **Pounds** | **Pounds** | **Pounds** | **Pounds** | **Pounds** | **Pounds** | **Pounds** | **Pounds** | **Pounds** | **Pounds** | | --- | --- | --- | --- | --- | --- | --- | --- | --- | --- | --- | --- | --- | | **User** | **User** | **User** | **User** | **User** | **User** | **User** | **User** | **User** | **User** | **User** | **User** | **User** | | 230 | 240 | 250 | 260 | 270 | 280 | 290 | 300 | 310 | 320 | 330 | 340 | 350 | | — | pulykamell | Spice\_Weasel | Rebo | Cervaise | Kent\_Clark | — | China\_Guy | The\_Librarian | — | — | — | ThelmaLou | | 231 | 241 | 251 | 261 | 271 | 281 | 291 | 301 | 311 | 321 | 331 | 341 | 351 | | — | — | — | — | — | The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat | — | — | — | — | — | — | — | | 232 | 242 | 252 | 262 | 272 | 282 | 292 | 302 | 312 | 322 | 332 | 342 | 352 | | Loach | — | — | — | Mean\_Mr.Mustard | Biffster | Kron | — | — | — | — | — | — | | 233 | 243 | 253 | 263 | 273 | 283 | 293 | 303 | 313 | 323 | 333 | 343 | 353 | | — | — | — | — | Gatopescado | Tripolar | kitap | — | Die\_Capacitrix | — | — | — | — | | 234 | 244 | 254 | 264 | 274 | 284 | 294 | 304 | 314 | 324 | 334 | 344 | 354 | | — | — | Spoons | gnarator | Railer13 | Happy\_Lendervedder | — | — | — | — | — | — | — | | 235 | 245 | 255 | 265 | 275 | 285 | 295 | 305 | 315 | 325 | 335 | 345 | 355 | | — | Walken\_After\_Midnight | — | enipla | ColdBrew50 | — | — | Scabpicker | ZipperJJ | — | — | — | — | | 236 | 246 | 256 | 266 | 276 | 286 | 296 | 306 | 316 | 326 | 336 | 346 | 356 | | — | — | — | — | — | RickJay | — | — | — | — | — | — | — | | 237 | 247 | 257 | 267 | 277 | 287 | 297 | 307 | 317 | 327 | 337 | 347 | 357 | | — | Dr\_Paprika | pjd | SuntanLotion | Pardel-Lux | iiandyiiii | Beckdawreck | — | — | — | — | — | — | | 238 | 248 | 258 | 268 | 278 | 288 | 298 | 308 | 318 | 328 | 338 | 348 | 358 | | — | — | — | — | Fear\_Itself | kambuckta | — | — | — | — | — | — | — | | 239 | 249 | 259 | 269 | 279 | 289 | 299 | 309 | 319 | 329 | 339 | 349 | 359 | | Smapti | — | — | — | dirtball | Gyrate | Monty | — | — | — | — | — | — | ---
**Author:** ![dirtball](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dirtball/32/18772_2.png) [@dirtball](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dirtball)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2023, 12:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-trumps-weight/989013/138 "2023-08-25T12:54:38Z")
> [@Chefguy](#): > > I have to hand it to CNN: they refused to broadcast whatever stupidity Trump had to say at the airport. Trapper said “If he says anything of any relevance, we’ll report it, but are assuming that it’s the same old lies.” Yeah, on MSNBC Maddow said something to the effect of “We’re not going to cover it live because it’s our policy not to broadcast lies. But if he says something newsworthy, we’ll get back to you.” ---
**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2023, 1:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-trumps-weight/989013/139 "2023-08-25T13:48:35Z")
> [@pjd](#): > > Sorry, that’s off the scale (i don’t make up the rules !) I guess trumpy’s people made up the scale. 🧐 A little googling revealed that John Goodman weighed 400 lbs and then lost 100 lbs. Wayne Knight (Newman of Seinfeld) weighed 327 at his peak. I think trumpy’s body profile resembles theirs. Okay, I’ll change my vote and _weigh in_ at 289. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![pjd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pjd/32/3009_2.png) [@pjd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pjd)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2023, 2:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-trumps-weight/989013/140 "2023-08-25T14:30:19Z")
^^ I extended the scale just for you ! (289 has already been taken). [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-trumps-weight/989013.md?page=6) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-trumps-weight/989013.md?page=8)