# Guess What? Chicken Butt. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 1, 2008, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-what-chicken-butt/466033 "2008-10-01T18:16:26Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Lemur866](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lemur866/32/434_2.png) [@Lemur866](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lemur866)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2008, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-what-chicken-butt/466033/1 "2008-10-01T18:16:26Z")
Guess why? Chicken thigh. Guess when? Chicken hen. Guess whether? Chicken feather. Guess who? Chicken poo. \*Need more examples fast. \* ---
**Author:** ![gigi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a587f6/32.png) [@gigi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gigi)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2008, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-what-chicken-butt/466033/2 "2008-10-01T18:18:03Z")
Guess how? Chicken kung pao ---
**Author:** ![ivan\_astikov](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/58f4c7/32.png) [@ivan\_astikov](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivan_astikov)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2008, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-what-chicken-butt/466033/3 "2008-10-01T18:20:45Z")
Guess what for? Chicken and cole slaw. Okay, I’ll get my coat. ---
**Author:** ![An\_Arky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/87869e/32.png) [@An\_Arky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/An_Arky)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2008, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-what-chicken-butt/466033/4 "2008-10-01T18:35:26Z")
Guess not, Chicken Snot. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Scrivener](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/eada6e/32.png) [@The\_Scrivener](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Scrivener)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2008, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-what-chicken-butt/466033/5 "2008-10-01T19:28:46Z")
Just out of curiosity, **Lemur866** , will you be hosting a three-year-old? Guess what gloop? Chicken soup. Guess which meat? Chicken feet! Guess what matches? Chicken scratches. Guess what’s got poop? A chicken coop! Guess who gets a rest? Chicken in nest. Guess which mascot? Chicken with ascot. Guess first male? Chicken entail. [okay, that one’s geared towards adults.] Guess which bling? Chicken a la King. Guess which day? Chicken lay. Guess which leg? Chicken egg. Guess what curves like a crest? Chicken breast. Guess a racetrack winner… Chicken TV Dinner. Guess I’ll argue who? Chicken barbecue. Guess genders… chicken tenders. ---
**Author:** ![Debon\_Err](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/7ea924/32.png) [@Debon\_Err](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Debon_Err)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2008, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-what-chicken-butt/466033/6 "2008-10-01T20:19:35Z")
Bravo! ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_fight\_the\_hypothetical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/59ef9b/32.png) [@Don\_t\_fight\_the\_hypothetical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_fight_the_hypothetical)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2008, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-what-chicken-butt/466033/7 "2008-10-01T20:38:23Z")
Guess where to sit? In chicken shit. ---
**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2008, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-what-chicken-butt/466033/8 "2008-10-01T21:31:01Z")
Guess who’ll take ya? Chicken cloaca! ---
**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2008, 12:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-what-chicken-butt/466033/9 "2008-10-02T12:38:48Z")
Oops - I killed your thread. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![corkboard](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e9bcb4/32.png) [@corkboard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/corkboard)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2008, 12:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-what-chicken-butt/466033/10 "2008-10-02T12:50:42Z")
Guess nothing more can be said. (Chicken’s dead.) ---
**Author:** ![rhythmonly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ee59a6/32.png) [@rhythmonly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rhythmonly)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2008, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-what-chicken-butt/466033/11 "2008-10-02T18:38:17Z")
Guess what? Chicken Butt. Know why? Got Dookie in your eye. ---
**Author:** ![Kythereia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e8c25b/32.png) [@Kythereia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kythereia)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2008, 10:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-what-chicken-butt/466033/12 "2008-10-02T22:43:15Z")
You people are all insane. [delChicken brain![/del] ---
**Author:** ![lavenderviolet](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/cdc98d/32.png) [@lavenderviolet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lavenderviolet)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2008, 12:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-what-chicken-butt/466033/13 "2008-10-03T00:05:28Z")
> [@Rebo](#): > > Guess who’ll take ya? Chicken cloaca! Now that was freaking hilarious. (chicken aquarius?) ---
**Author:** ![Bumbershoot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bumbershoot/32/3428_2.png) [@Bumbershoot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bumbershoot)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2008, 4:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-what-chicken-butt/466033/14 "2008-10-03T04:02:10Z")
> [@An\_Arky](#): > > Guess not, Chicken Snot. Guess so, Chicken dough. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Scrivener](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/eada6e/32.png) [@The\_Scrivener](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Scrivener)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2008, 2:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-what-chicken-butt/466033/15 "2008-10-03T14:20:03Z")
So, is this something that very young kids find funny these days? It would be nice of the OPer, **Lemur866** , to clarify. ---
**Author:** ![Colophon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f05b48/32.png) [@Colophon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colophon)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2008, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-what-chicken-butt/466033/16 "2008-10-03T15:06:00Z")
What bugs me is how they all rhyme **except** “what” and “butt”. No way in the world those words can rhyme. 😕 ---
**Author:** ![Dangerosa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/22d042/32.png) [@Dangerosa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dangerosa)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2008, 3:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-what-chicken-butt/466033/17 "2008-10-03T15:26:31Z")
> [@The\_Scrivener](#): > > So, is this something that very young kids find funny these days? > > It would be nice of the OPer, **Lemur866** , to clarify. If my kids three year obsession with “guess what?” “chicken butt” is any indication - its high humor in the 5 to 10 year old set. (It especially causes them to howl when they say “guess what, mom? guess what!?” when they are trying to tell me something about there day and I say “oh, I don’t know…CHICKEN BUTT!!!” Yeah, I’m that kind of mom.) ---
**Author:** ![gigi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a587f6/32.png) [@gigi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gigi)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2008, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-what-chicken-butt/466033/18 "2008-10-03T21:19:28Z")
> [@Colophon](#): > > What bugs me is how they all rhyme **except** “what” and “butt”. No way in the world those words can rhyme. 😕 Over by me, what is pronounced wut and butt is pronounced but. Viola, a rhyme! Guess the plan? Coq au vin! ---
**Author:** ![rivulus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/839c29/32.png) [@rivulus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rivulus)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2008, 10:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-what-chicken-butt/466033/19 "2008-10-03T22:02:34Z")
What’s this thing? Chicken a la king. What’ll it take? Chicken fried steak. What’s up, yo? Arroz con pollo. ---
**Author:** ![Crown\_Prince\_of\_Irony](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ed655f/32.png) [@Crown\_Prince\_of\_Irony](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crown_Prince_of_Irony)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2008, 10:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-what-chicken-butt/466033/20 "2008-10-03T22:19:00Z")
Guess how they test the durability of a jet engine under extreme avian impact events, son? [Chicken gun](http://www.straightdope.com/columns/read/1134/is-a-chicken-gun-used-to-test-jet-engines)!! Are scalar chickens as real as they say? Oh, they’re 1920s-style chicken rays. Oh, they’re 1920s-style chicken rays. Oh, they’re 1920s-style chicken rays. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-what-chicken-butt/466033.md?page=2)