# Guess What?  Chicken Butt.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-what-chicken-butt/466033>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [October 1, 2008, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-what-chicken-butt/466033 "2008-10-01T18:16:26Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 3\
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**Author:** ![racer72](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/racer72/32/3075_2.png) [@racer72](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/racer72)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2008, 10:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-what-chicken-butt/466033/21 "2008-10-03T22:33:07Z")

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Did he die?

Chicken Pot Pie!

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**Author:** ![Contrary](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/db5fbb/32.png) [@Contrary](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Contrary)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2008, 10:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-what-chicken-butt/466033/22 "2008-10-03T22:36:29Z")

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> [@Lemur866](#):
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> Guess why? Chicken thigh.
> 
> Guess when? Chicken hen.
> 
> Guess whether? Chicken feather.
> 
> Guess who? Chicken poo.  
> \*Need more examples fast. \*

Son, is that you?

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**Author:** ![Lemur866](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lemur866/32/434_2.png) [@Lemur866](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lemur866)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2008, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-what-chicken-butt/466033/23 "2008-10-04T18:38:39Z")

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These are all very nice, but the purest form of Guess \_\_\_\_\_? Chicken \_\_\_\_\_ should have only four words.

Here’s a few more:

Guess if? Chicken sniff.  
Guess where? Chicken hair.

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