# Guess What I Found In My Drawers?  Ya Wan' Sum?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-what-i-found-in-my-drawers-ya-wan-sum/66116>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [May 21, 2001, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-what-i-found-in-my-drawers-ya-wan-sum/66116 "2001-05-21T19:24:51Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Diane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/2acd7d/32.png) [@Diane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diane)\
**Post date:** [May 23, 2001, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-what-i-found-in-my-drawers-ya-wan-sum/66116/81 "2001-05-23T17:27:46Z")

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TA DA! We have a wiener!

Inky guessed correctly, with Mblackwell a close second. It is a little poly-resin gargoyle.

The four I have sit on my computer monitor to keep away evil spirits. They all have wings but “Birt” has a face that looks a little like a vulture or a “Bird”. They are all very cute. 🙂

Sent me your address and I’ll mail him to you.

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**Author:** ![Inky\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/7feea3/32.png) [@Inky\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inky_1)\
**Post date:** [May 23, 2001, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-what-i-found-in-my-drawers-ya-wan-sum/66116/82 "2001-05-23T17:40:35Z")

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Hooray! I was hoping for the lottery, but this will do in a pinch.

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**Author:** ![Diane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/2acd7d/32.png) [@Diane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diane)\
**Post date:** [May 23, 2001, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-what-i-found-in-my-drawers-ya-wan-sum/66116/83 "2001-05-23T17:50:28Z")

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Mblackwell - I have some Wringley’s Doublemint gum. ABC 😃

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**Author:** ![Diane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/2acd7d/32.png) [@Diane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diane)\
**Post date:** [May 24, 2001, 1:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-what-i-found-in-my-drawers-ya-wan-sum/66116/84 "2001-05-24T13:09:44Z")

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So, anyone want to guess what else I have?

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**Author:** ![DRY](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a87d85/32.png) [@DRY](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DRY)\
**Post date:** [May 25, 2001, 4:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-what-i-found-in-my-drawers-ya-wan-sum/66116/85 "2001-05-25T04:43:41Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Diane \*  
> \*\*So, anyone want to guess what else I have?  
> \*\*

the clap? :eek:

_fleeing_

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**Author:** ![Diane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/2acd7d/32.png) [@Diane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diane)\
**Post date:** [May 25, 2001, 12:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-what-i-found-in-my-drawers-ya-wan-sum/66116/86 "2001-05-25T12:52:18Z")

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Yeah, you better flea.

:::WHAP WHAP:::

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**Author:** ![Jane\_D\_oh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/839c29/32.png) [@Jane\_D\_oh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jane_D_oh)\
**Post date:** [May 25, 2001, 12:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-what-i-found-in-my-drawers-ya-wan-sum/66116/87 "2001-05-25T12:56:45Z")

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A starting point for item number 2?

Animal, vegtable or mineral?

Bigger than a deck of cards?

Still not wearable or edible?

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**Author:** ![Diane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/2acd7d/32.png) [@Diane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diane)\
**Post date:** [May 25, 2001, 1:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-what-i-found-in-my-drawers-ya-wan-sum/66116/88 "2001-05-25T13:14:09Z")

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> [@](#):
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> A starting point for item number 2?
> 
> Animal, vegtable or mineral?
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> Bigger than a deck of cards?
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> Still not wearable or edible?

Not animal, veg, or mineral.

Bigger than a deck of cards.

Not wearable or edible so that cancels out edible panties.

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**Author:** ![Paul\_The\_Younger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/d9b06d/32.png) [@Paul\_The\_Younger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Paul_The_Younger)\
**Post date:** [May 25, 2001, 2:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-what-i-found-in-my-drawers-ya-wan-sum/66116/89 "2001-05-25T14:11:19Z")

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A CD from the 80’s? (please not ABBA)…

A John Steinbeck paperback?

A really big deck of cards?

Is it used for entertainment? 😉

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**Author:** ![Diane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/2acd7d/32.png) [@Diane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diane)\
**Post date:** [May 25, 2001, 2:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-what-i-found-in-my-drawers-ya-wan-sum/66116/90 "2001-05-25T14:16:20Z")

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No to the others, but -

[quote]  
Is it used for entertainment? [/qoute]

Depends on your definition of entertainment. I would say yes.

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**Author:** ![Jane\_D\_oh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/839c29/32.png) [@Jane\_D\_oh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jane_D_oh)\
**Post date:** [May 25, 2001, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-what-i-found-in-my-drawers-ya-wan-sum/66116/91 "2001-05-25T14:36:17Z")

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A handkercheif?

A box of stationary?

Some postcards from some long forgotten vacation?

A rain poncho?

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**Author:** ![Paul\_The\_Younger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/d9b06d/32.png) [@Paul\_The\_Younger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Paul_The_Younger)\
**Post date:** [May 25, 2001, 3:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-what-i-found-in-my-drawers-ya-wan-sum/66116/92 "2001-05-25T15:03:49Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Jane D’oh! \*  
> \*\*A handkercheif?
> 
> A box of stationary?
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> Some postcards from some long forgotten vacation?
> 
> A rain poncho?
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> \*\*

Rain poncho = entertainment ?

We need pictures, please, **Jane**!! 😛

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**Author:** ![Jane\_D\_oh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/839c29/32.png) [@Jane\_D\_oh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jane_D_oh)\
**Post date:** [May 25, 2001, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-what-i-found-in-my-drawers-ya-wan-sum/66116/93 "2001-05-25T17:09:29Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Paul The Younger \*
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> Rain poncho = entertainment ?
> 
> We need pictures, please, **Jane**!! 😛  
> \*\*

Pictures, smictures. Use your _imagination_ 😉

It’s gonna rain all weekend here and, well, any diversion is better than no diversion, right?

**Diane** is it a rain poncho, please? Cuz apparently now I gotta get pictures.

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**Author:** ![Jane\_D\_oh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/839c29/32.png) [@Jane\_D\_oh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jane_D_oh)\
**Post date:** [May 25, 2001, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-what-i-found-in-my-drawers-ya-wan-sum/66116/94 "2001-05-25T17:18:43Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Paul The Younger \*
> 
> Rain poncho = entertainment ?
> 
> We need pictures, please, **Jane**!! 😛  
> \*\*

Pictures, smictures. Use your _imagination_ 😉

It’s gonna rain all weekend here and, well, any diversion is better than no diversion, right?

**Diane** is it a rain poncho, please? Cuz apparently now I gotta get pictures.

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**Author:** ![Jane\_D\_oh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/839c29/32.png) [@Jane\_D\_oh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jane_D_oh)\
**Post date:** [May 25, 2001, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-what-i-found-in-my-drawers-ya-wan-sum/66116/95 "2001-05-25T17:23:57Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Paul The Younger \*
> 
> Rain poncho = entertainment ?
> 
> We need pictures, please, **Jane**!! 😛  
> \*\*

Pictures, smictures. Use your _imagination_ 😉

It’s gonna rain all weekend here and, well, any diversion is better than no diversion, right?

**Diane** is it a rain poncho, please? Cuz apparently now I gotta get pictures.

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**Author:** ![Jane\_D\_oh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/839c29/32.png) [@Jane\_D\_oh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jane_D_oh)\
**Post date:** [May 25, 2001, 5:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-what-i-found-in-my-drawers-ya-wan-sum/66116/96 "2001-05-25T17:55:27Z")

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Sorry about that… Sometimes I just don’t understand my computer. I swear I got no message that my reply was posted.

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**Author:** ![Diane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/2acd7d/32.png) [@Diane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diane)\
**Post date:** [May 25, 2001, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-what-i-found-in-my-drawers-ya-wan-sum/66116/97 "2001-05-25T18:35:43Z")

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Sorry, not a rain poncho. Saran Wrap might work, for the pictures I mean. 😉

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**Author:** ![Diane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/2acd7d/32.png) [@Diane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diane)\
**Post date:** [May 25, 2001, 6:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-what-i-found-in-my-drawers-ya-wan-sum/66116/98 "2001-05-25T18:46:35Z")

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Clues:

It’s pink, rubbery, and can be used below the waist.

NO, it isn’t what you think.

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**Author:** ![Paul\_The\_Younger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/d9b06d/32.png) [@Paul\_The\_Younger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Paul_The_Younger)\
**Post date:** [May 25, 2001, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-what-i-found-in-my-drawers-ya-wan-sum/66116/99 "2001-05-25T20:50:11Z")

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It’s a big pink rubber

…ball  
[sup]whatcha think I was sayin’?.. :eek:[/sup]

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**Author:** ![Diane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/2acd7d/32.png) [@Diane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diane)\
**Post date:** [May 25, 2001, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-what-i-found-in-my-drawers-ya-wan-sum/66116/100 "2001-05-25T21:07:10Z")

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Nooooooooooooope.

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