# Guess What I Found In My Drawers? Ya Wan' Sum? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 21, 2001, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-what-i-found-in-my-drawers-ya-wan-sum/66116 "2001-05-21T19:24:51Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![Olentzero](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/90ced4/32.png) [@Olentzero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Olentzero)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2001, 1:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-what-i-found-in-my-drawers-ya-wan-sum/66116/101 "2001-05-26T01:50:17Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Bosda Di’Chi of Tricor \* > **Libertarian’s missing sense of humor?** Oh _please_. They’ll have located Jimmy Hoffa and discovered incontrivertible evidence of the second gunman in Dallas before they find **that**. Big, pink, rubbery, and can be used below the waist. Can be used for entertainment, possibly. One of those giant joke erasers? They bounce funny if you get 'em to land on their end just right. ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2001, 5:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-what-i-found-in-my-drawers-ya-wan-sum/66116/102 "2001-05-26T05:06:38Z")
A small Frisbee? A hot water bottle? A water weinie? ---
**Author:** ![Louie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c68b51/32.png) [@Louie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Louie)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2001, 8:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-what-i-found-in-my-drawers-ya-wan-sum/66116/103 "2001-05-26T08:52:17Z")
A kneepad? And no, I don’t want it. ---
**Author:** ![DRY](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a87d85/32.png) [@DRY](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DRY)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2001, 12:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-what-i-found-in-my-drawers-ya-wan-sum/66116/104 "2001-05-26T12:16:17Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Diane \* > \*\*Yeah, you better flea. > > :::WHAP WHAP::: \*\* Wait a second! You have _ **fleas** _ in your drawers? 😛 ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2001, 5:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-what-i-found-in-my-drawers-ya-wan-sum/66116/105 "2001-05-27T05:06:20Z")
An extremely small life raft? ---
**Author:** ![Diane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/2acd7d/32.png) [@Diane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diane)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2001, 3:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-what-i-found-in-my-drawers-ya-wan-sum/66116/106 "2001-05-28T03:30:12Z")
Nope to all except it is definitely used for entertainment. BTW, just so y’all know, this is my first post using my new 'puter! WooooHooooooooo! Oh, and DRY? Come 'er so’s I can smack ya around a bit. ---
**Author:** ![Paul\_The\_Younger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/d9b06d/32.png) [@Paul\_The\_Younger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Paul_The_Younger)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2001, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-what-i-found-in-my-drawers-ya-wan-sum/66116/107 "2001-05-28T04:15:52Z")
(because two reasonably intelligent adults are sitting here scratching trenches into our heads…) Does it inflate? Can it be used ABOVE the waist? Would you use it for entertainment in public? Or in the privacy of your own home? Is it a girlie thing? ---
**Author:** ![Paul\_The\_Younger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/d9b06d/32.png) [@Paul\_The\_Younger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Paul_The_Younger)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2001, 4:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-what-i-found-in-my-drawers-ya-wan-sum/66116/108 "2001-05-28T04:17:36Z")
Is it a big pink rubber CD player? ---
**Author:** ![Diane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/2acd7d/32.png) [@Diane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diane)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2001, 4:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-what-i-found-in-my-drawers-ya-wan-sum/66116/109 "2001-05-28T04:19:44Z")
Yes to all except a girlie thing. ---
**Author:** ![Diane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/2acd7d/32.png) [@Diane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diane)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2001, 4:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-what-i-found-in-my-drawers-ya-wan-sum/66116/110 "2001-05-28T04:20:51Z")
Nope, my big rubber CD player is purple. ---
**Author:** ![MIKE\_P](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ba9def/32.png) [@MIKE\_P](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MIKE_P)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2001, 4:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-what-i-found-in-my-drawers-ya-wan-sum/66116/111 "2001-05-28T04:21:33Z")
Is it one of those skip-it things? The one with a counter. ---
**Author:** ![Paul\_The\_Younger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/d9b06d/32.png) [@Paul\_The\_Younger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Paul_The_Younger)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2001, 4:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-what-i-found-in-my-drawers-ya-wan-sum/66116/112 "2001-05-28T04:26:43Z")
Big pink balloon? Beach ball? Blow up doll? Otto? ---
**Author:** ![MIKE\_P](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ba9def/32.png) [@MIKE\_P](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MIKE_P)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2001, 4:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-what-i-found-in-my-drawers-ya-wan-sum/66116/113 "2001-05-28T04:38:54Z")
Pink pogo stick? One of those spikey foot massager things that you roll with you foot? A whoopie coushion? ---
**Author:** ![MIKE\_P](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ba9def/32.png) [@MIKE\_P](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MIKE_P)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2001, 4:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-what-i-found-in-my-drawers-ya-wan-sum/66116/114 "2001-05-28T04:49:56Z")
It has to be a whoopie cushion because its bigger than a deck of cards,is rubbery and pink,you sit on it so its used below the waist,and when used correctly can be quite entertaining. Am I right? ---
**Author:** ![Diane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/2acd7d/32.png) [@Diane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diane)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2001, 4:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-what-i-found-in-my-drawers-ya-wan-sum/66116/115 "2001-05-28T04:58:39Z")
TA-DA! It is a whoopie cushion. That was just too damn easy! 😃 Send me your address and I’ll mail it to ya. ---
**Author:** ![MIKE\_P](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ba9def/32.png) [@MIKE\_P](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MIKE_P)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2001, 5:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-what-i-found-in-my-drawers-ya-wan-sum/66116/116 "2001-05-28T05:01:50Z")
No thanks,I already have one laying around somewhere. You could give it to someone else. ---
**Author:** ![Diane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/2acd7d/32.png) [@Diane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diane)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2001, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-what-i-found-in-my-drawers-ya-wan-sum/66116/117 "2001-05-28T17:07:59Z")
Okay, but I have to say that no one can have too many whoopie cushions. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2001, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-what-i-found-in-my-drawers-ya-wan-sum/66116/118 "2001-05-28T20:02:30Z")
I don’t have any whoopee cushions. Might it possibly become mine?? ---
**Author:** ![Diane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/2acd7d/32.png) [@Diane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diane)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2001, 12:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-what-i-found-in-my-drawers-ya-wan-sum/66116/119 "2001-05-29T00:29:04Z")
Of course! No one should be without a whoopie cushion! Send me your address and I’ll mail it to you. (I’m keeping my high tech self-inflating cushion, so don’t worry about me). ---
**Author:** ![Silo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ac91a4/32.png) [@Silo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silo)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2001, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-what-i-found-in-my-drawers-ya-wan-sum/66116/120 "2001-05-29T21:57:19Z")
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