# Guess what?
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-what/187986
**Category:** The BBQ Pit
**Created:** [July 12, 2003, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-what/187986 "2003-07-12T16:10:49Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 1
### Author:  [@raisinbread](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/raisinbread)
#### Post date: [July 12, 2003, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-what/187986/1 "2003-07-12T16:10:49Z")
You can’t stop these arms from hugging you!!!
You are special and beautiful.
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### Author:  [@Zenny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zenny)
#### Post date: [July 12, 2003, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-what/187986/2 "2003-07-12T16:13:02Z")
I’m sorry, you can’t hide the truth from me. I’m ugly on the inside and on the outside.
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### Author:  [@Ike\_Witt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ike_Witt)
#### Post date: [July 12, 2003, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-what/187986/3 "2003-07-12T16:14:48Z")
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> Guess what?
You are going to stop posting in purple?
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### Author:  [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)
#### Post date: [July 12, 2003, 4:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-what/187986/4 "2003-07-12T16:22:36Z")
I can if I rip them off and shove them up your ass.
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### Author:  [@minty\_green](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/minty_green)
#### Post date: [July 12, 2003, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-what/187986/5 "2003-07-12T16:37:45Z")
Dear SDMB Staff:
Without provocation, **raisinbread** just assaulted several of my clients under the false pretense of “hugging” them. Such groping was both uninvited and unwelcomed by my clients, who were severely traumatized by the incident and are seeking psychological counseling. **raisinbread** ’s continued presence on the Boards merely confirms that the SDMB is a hostile non-work environment, and I demand that you take appropriate action to remedy this situation immediately.
Sincerely,
**minty green, esq.**
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### Author:  [@Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mockingbird)
#### Post date: [July 12, 2003, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-what/187986/6 "2003-07-12T16:39:15Z")
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> \*Originally posted by adam yax \*
> \*\*You are going to stop posting in purple? \*\*
We can only hope in vain.
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### Author:  [@Ben\_Hicks](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ben_Hicks)
#### Post date: [July 12, 2003, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-what/187986/7 "2003-07-12T16:58:34Z")
This actually really cheered me up. Thanks **raisinbread!**
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### Author:  [@kung\_fu\_lola](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kung_fu_lola)
#### Post date: [July 12, 2003, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-what/187986/8 "2003-07-12T17:02:23Z")
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> \*Originally posted by adam yax \*
> \*\*You are going to stop posting in purple? \*\*
I will never understand what makes this such a BFD. Anyone who thinks this really matters needs to examine the big black hole where their life used to be.
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### Author:  [@Ferrous](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferrous)
#### Post date: [July 12, 2003, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-what/187986/9 "2003-07-12T17:20:59Z")
Chicken butt!
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### Author:  [@Finagle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Finagle)
#### Post date: [July 12, 2003, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-what/187986/10 "2003-07-12T17:25:37Z")
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> \*Originally posted by kung fu lola \*
> \*\*I will never understand what makes this such a BFD. Anyone who thinks this really matters needs to examine the big black hole where their life used to be. \*\*
Ever since Bulwer-Lytton, no one has ever really liked purple prose.
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### Author:  [@Billdo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Billdo)
#### Post date: [July 12, 2003, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-what/187986/11 "2003-07-12T17:27:15Z")
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> \*Originally posted by Smeghead \*
> I can if I rip them off and shove them up your ass.
Actually, it turns out that it isn’t possible for you to [rip off](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=195952) raisinbread’s arms.
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### Author:  [@hajario](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hajario)
#### Post date: [July 12, 2003, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-what/187986/12 "2003-07-12T17:50:51Z")
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> \*Originally posted by Mockingbird \*
> \*\*We can only hope in vain. \*\*
In _vein_ might be more appropriate.
Haj
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### Author:  [@Zenny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zenny)
#### Post date: [July 12, 2003, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-what/187986/13 "2003-07-12T17:56:08Z")
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> \*Originally posted by hajario \*
> \*\*In _vein_ might be more appropriate.
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> Haj \*\*
hajario, your joke made me laugh so hard I pissed myself, spat out my soup, and milk came out of my nose. I want you to be the father of my man babies. Please?
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### Author:  [@Finagle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Finagle)
#### Post date: [July 12, 2003, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-what/187986/14 "2003-07-12T17:56:17Z")
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> \*Originally posted by Billdo \*
> \*\*Actually, it turns out that it isn’t possible for you to [rip off](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=195952) raisinbread’s arms. \*\*
Sure it is. You just need a toast rack.
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### Author:  [@danceswithcats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/danceswithcats)
#### Post date: [July 12, 2003, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-what/187986/15 "2003-07-12T17:56:41Z")
Let’s use rational raisining, here. There’s no raisin to go plum crazy, or wine about some colors. After all, aren’t all colors equal, and as such protected from indiscrimiate acts of violets? 😃
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### Author:  [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)
#### Post date: [July 12, 2003, 6:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-what/187986/16 "2003-07-12T18:03:25Z")
**Zenny** , I think I like you.
**raisinbread** , you can’t hug me if you can’t catch me! AHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAH!!!
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### Author:  [@lel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lel)
#### Post date: [July 12, 2003, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-what/187986/17 "2003-07-12T18:09:34Z")
Awwww. (((( **raisinbread** ))))
I’m just a sucker for hugs, I suppose.
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### Author:  [@Queen\_Tonya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Queen_Tonya)
#### Post date: [July 12, 2003, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-what/187986/18 "2003-07-12T18:37:10Z")
Hey **Ferrous**
Guess why?
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### Author:  [@presidebt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/presidebt)
#### Post date: [July 12, 2003, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-what/187986/19 "2003-07-12T18:43:06Z")
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> \*Originally posted by Ferrous \*
> \*\*Chicken butt! \*\*
Pull the string and eat the gut.
we’re gross in the Midwest,
Anna
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### Author:  [@hajario](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hajario)
#### Post date: [July 12, 2003, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-what/187986/20 "2003-07-12T18:50:27Z")
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> \*Originally posted by Zenny \*
> \*\*hajario, your joke made me laugh so hard I pissed myself, spat out my soup, and milk came out of my nose. I want you to be the father of my man babies. Please? \*\*
That might well be the best compliment that I have ever received. Fluid out of three orifices! Not bad at all but I was aiming for a grand slam.
Haj
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