# Guess what? **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [July 12, 2003, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-what/187986 "2003-07-12T16:10:49Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Ferrous](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Ferrous](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferrous)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2003, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-what/187986/21 "2003-07-12T19:01:47Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Queen Tonya \* > \*\*Hey **Ferrous** > > Guess why? \*\* Chicken thigh! [sub]I know it’s silly, but I love those jokes![/sub] Guess whether? ---
**Author:** ![Polycarp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Polycarp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Polycarp)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2003, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-what/187986/22 "2003-07-12T19:28:53Z")
Why is it nobody yet has made any puns yet in a **Raisinbread** thread about the Alice Walkler book or the Whoopi Goldberg movie made from it? ---
**Author:** ![Kallessa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/7993a0/32.png) [@Kallessa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kallessa)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2003, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-what/187986/23 "2003-07-12T19:29:35Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Ferrous \* > \*\*Chicken thigh! > > [sub]I know it’s silly, but I love those jokes![/sub] > > Guess whether? \*\* Chicken leather? Chicken feather!! I bet it’s chicken feather! I have never heard these jokes. Brand new groaners, I’m excited! ---
**Author:** ![Ferrous](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Ferrous](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferrous)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2003, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-what/187986/24 "2003-07-12T20:02:34Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Kallessa \* > **Chicken feather!! I bet it’s chicken feather!** Ding ding!😃 But you’ll never get this one. I made it up all by myself (and it’s the silliest of all). Guess how many? ---
**Author:** ![lel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8797f3/32.png) [@lel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lel)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2003, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-what/187986/25 "2003-07-12T20:43:11Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Polycarp \* > \*\*Why is it nobody yet has made any puns yet in a **Raisinbread** thread about the Alice Walkler book or the Whoopi Goldberg movie made from it? \*\* We’re too busy making puns in **raisinbread** threads about the song by the Artist Formerly Known As Prince. ---
**Author:** ![Zenny](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/ad7895/32.png) [@Zenny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zenny)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2003, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-what/187986/26 "2003-07-12T20:44:44Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Ferrous \* > \*\*Ding ding!😃 > > But you’ll never get this one. I made it up all by myself (and it’s the silliest of all). > > Guess how many? \*\* Chicken Zenny. ---
**Author:** ![Ferrous](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Ferrous](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferrous)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2003, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-what/187986/27 "2003-07-12T20:55:59Z")
Hmm, not bad. But no, it’s: Chicken killed Kenny! You bastard! (I warned you it was bad.) ---
**Author:** ![Mercury](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e95f7d/32.png) [@Mercury](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mercury)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2003, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-what/187986/28 "2003-07-12T21:46:52Z")
HAHAHAHHAHAAH! My boyfriend and I once played a game of “Guess what,” where you had to take turns saying something that rhymed until you couldn’t think of anymore. I won with “King Tut.” ---
**Author:** ![LolaCocaCola](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7cd45c/32.png) [@LolaCocaCola](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LolaCocaCola)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2003, 10:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-what/187986/29 "2003-07-12T22:06:32Z")
What exactly is this thread about? ---
**Author:** ![Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c68b51/32.png) [@Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mockingbird)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2003, 11:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-what/187986/30 "2003-07-12T23:03:01Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by LolaCocaCola \* > \*\*What exactly is this thread about? \*\* Like Seinfeld, it’s about nothing. ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2003, 11:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-what/187986/31 "2003-07-12T23:48:54Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by raisinbread \* > \*\*You can’t stop these arms from hugging you!!! > You are special and beautiful. \*\* Gah! Get it off me! Get it off me! ---
**Author:** ![SkipMagic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skipmagic/32/20706_2.png) [@SkipMagic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SkipMagic)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2003, 4:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-what/187986/32 "2003-07-13T04:33:03Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Mockingbird \* > \*\*We can only hope in vain. \*\* Nah. Grapes are purple at times, so it’s: We can only hope in _vine_. ---
**Author:** ![5-HT](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/5/f19dbf/32.png) [@5-HT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/5-HT)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2003, 5:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-what/187986/33 "2003-07-13T05:39:44Z")
[ralph wiggum] Help!! **Raisinbread** is touching my special area!![/ralph wiggum] ---
**Author:** ![moriah](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b2d939/32.png) [@moriah](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/moriah)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2003, 6:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-what/187986/34 "2003-07-13T06:10:49Z")
You can’t stop these arms from beating you!! You are mundane and ugly. ---
**Author:** ![Casey1505](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/dc4da7/32.png) [@Casey1505](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Casey1505)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2003, 6:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-what/187986/35 "2003-07-13T06:29:06Z")
Guess what? I just threw away my 1000th post. ---
**Author:** ![Suse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/df705f/32.png) [@Suse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Suse)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2003, 7:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-what/187986/36 "2003-07-13T07:13:24Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Finagle \* > \*\*Ever since Bulwer-Lytton, no one has ever really liked purple prose. \*\* Except for [this contest](http://www.likesbooks.com/ppppageindex.html), in which the readers vote for the best (worst) purple prose parody. It’s hard not to like something that makes you laugh that hard! ---
**Author:** ![anya\_marie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ebca7d/32.png) [@anya\_marie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anya_marie)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2003, 7:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-what/187986/37 "2003-07-13T07:53:05Z")
in ---
**Author:** ![SPOOFE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c5a1d2/32.png) [@SPOOFE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SPOOFE)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2003, 7:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-what/187986/38 "2003-07-13T07:55:23Z")
Underpants. ---
**Author:** ![anya\_marie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ebca7d/32.png) [@anya\_marie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anya_marie)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2003, 7:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-what/187986/39 "2003-07-13T07:56:02Z")
You guys are killing me. Why is this malarkey in the pit instead of mpsims where it belongs? Sorry for the mistake posted above ---
**Author:** ![80sHairMetalMaven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/8/ed655f/32.png) [@80sHairMetalMaven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/80sHairMetalMaven)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2003, 2:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-what/187986/40 "2003-07-13T14:16:02Z")
But… **Raisinbread** just wants to loooove! Don’t hate the graper…don’t be a graper hater… _ducks and runs_ 😃 IDBB [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-what/187986.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-what/187986.md?page=3)