# Guess Who Has Barack Obama Quaking in His Boots?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-who-has-barack-obama-quaking-in-his-boots/570739>\
**Category:** Politics & Elections\
**Created:** [February 9, 2011, 6:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-who-has-barack-obama-quaking-in-his-boots/570739 "2011-02-09T06:13:51Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 6\
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**Author:** ![Starving\_Artist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/aeb1de/32.png) [@Starving\_Artist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Starving_Artist)\
**Post date:** [March 22, 2011, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-who-has-barack-obama-quaking-in-his-boots/570739/41 "2011-03-22T02:12:33Z")

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> [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](#):
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> They’re into Michele Bachmann now. She’s edgier…

[True.](http://blogs.citypages.com/blotter/demonbachmann.jpg)

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**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\
**Post date:** [March 22, 2011, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-who-has-barack-obama-quaking-in-his-boots/570739/42 "2011-03-22T17:21:17Z")

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> [@Starving\_Artist](#):
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> [True.](http://blogs.citypages.com/blotter/demonbachmann.jpg)

Once again the Internet demonstrates the dangers of Photoshop + too much free time. That’s just icky.

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**Author:** ![bengangmo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/50afbb/32.png) [@bengangmo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bengangmo)\
**Post date:** [March 25, 2011, 5:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-who-has-barack-obama-quaking-in-his-boots/570739/43 "2011-03-25T05:09:04Z")

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> [@Paul\_in\_Qatar](#):
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> She does realize Joe Biden is _from_ Delaware, doesn’t she?

HE IS???!!!

I always thought he was Obama’s “Uncle Jo” from Kenya - you know, the one that managed the local mosque and also flew the smugglers plane so that mummy Obama could get back to Hawaii to do all those dastardley deeds with the birth cert.

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**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\
**Post date:** [March 25, 2011, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-who-has-barack-obama-quaking-in-his-boots/570739/44 "2011-03-25T05:40:55Z")

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I’m kind of surprised that the teabaggers haven’t found a way to work Bill Clinton into these Obama theories. Remember when Bubba was the most evil person on the planet? Remember the “Clinton Body Count,” and Vince Fister and Mena, Arkansas and how he shot down that TWA plane from New York city for no reason at all? Now Bill can’t get the time of day from the nutters. What happened?

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**Author:** ![Cisco](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ccd318/32.png) [@Cisco](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cisco)\
**Post date:** [March 25, 2011, 1:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-who-has-barack-obama-quaking-in-his-boots/570739/45 "2011-03-25T13:58:04Z")

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I think when a lie becomes irrelevant, you drop it. Safer.

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**Author:** ![5\_time\_champ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/5/278dde/32.png) [@5\_time\_champ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/5_time_champ)\
**Post date:** [March 25, 2011, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-who-has-barack-obama-quaking-in-his-boots/570739/46 "2011-03-25T20:33:16Z")

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> [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](#):
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> I’m kind of surprised that the teabaggers haven’t found a way to work Bill Clinton into these Obama theories. Remember when Bubba was the most evil person on the planet? Remember the “Clinton Body Count,” and Vince Fister and Mena, Arkansas and how he shot down that TWA plane from New York city for no reason at all? Now Bill can’t get the time of day from the nutters. What happened?

Bill Clinton hits back- hard.

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