# Guess who? **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [February 24, 2012, 10:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-who/613823 "2012-02-24T10:15:52Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![shijinn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/cc9497/32.png) [@shijinn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/shijinn)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2012, 10:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-who/613823/1 "2012-02-24T10:15:52Z")
i would love to see how our eloquent Dopers describe the looks of famous people. let’s make a game of it and not use any words that would lead straight to the answer with a google. i’ll do an easy one. he wore thick make-up and had Geisha white skin, pencil thin lips coloured a bright red, plucked eyebrows and a nose that was barely there. who is he? ---
**Author:** ![Dick\_Fingers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/46a35a/32.png) [@Dick\_Fingers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dick_Fingers)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2012, 1:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-who/613823/2 "2012-02-24T13:06:53Z")
Pee wee Herman? 😕 [http://www.google.ie/search?hl=en&gs\_nf=1&cp=4&gs\_id=e&xhr=t&q=pee+wee+herman&safe=off&gs\_upl=&bav=on.2,or.r\_gc.r\_pw.r\_qf.,cf.osb&biw=1280&bih=653&um=1&ie=UTF-8&tbm=isch&source=og&sa=N&tab=wi&ei=AYtHT\_bNIdO1hAf88O2lDg](http://www.google.ie/search?hl=en&gs_nf=1&cp=4&gs_id=e&xhr=t&q=pee+wee+herman&safe=off&gs_upl=&bav=on.2,or.r_gc.r_pw.r_qf.,cf.osb&biw=1280&bih=653&um=1&ie=UTF-8&tbm=isch&source=og&sa=N&tab=wi&ei=AYtHT_bNIdO1hAf88O2lDg) ---
**Author:** ![Ike\_Witt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ike_witt/32/283_2.png) [@Ike\_Witt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ike_Witt)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2012, 1:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-who/613823/3 "2012-02-24T13:20:14Z")
[Michael Jackson](http://content8.flixster.com/rtactor/40/39/40390_pro.jpg)? ---
**Author:** ![Dick\_Fingers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/46a35a/32.png) [@Dick\_Fingers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dick_Fingers)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2012, 1:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-who/613823/4 "2012-02-24T13:37:00Z")
> [@Ike\_Witt](#): > > [Michael Jackson](http://content8.flixster.com/rtactor/40/39/40390_pro.jpg)? It’s so obvious now :smack: Here’s an very easy one, Often seen wearing plaid shirts, very thick neck, can’t leave his old movies alone.:rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![deadindays](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce73a5/32.png) [@deadindays](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/deadindays)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2012, 3:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-who/613823/5 "2012-02-24T15:25:35Z")
> [@Dick\_Fingers](#): > > It’s so obvious now :smack: > > Here’s an very easy one, > > Often seen wearing plaid shirts, very thick neck, can’t leave his old movies alone.:rolleyes: George Lucas. ---
**Author:** ![deadindays](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce73a5/32.png) [@deadindays](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/deadindays)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2012, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-who/613823/6 "2012-02-24T15:27:02Z")
Hot. Has only one leg. ---
**Author:** ![Alka\_Seltzer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c89c15/32.png) [@Alka\_Seltzer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alka_Seltzer)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2012, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-who/613823/7 "2012-02-24T15:30:09Z")
Is Heather Mills hot? Face like a sun-wrinkled prune. ---
**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2012, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-who/613823/8 "2012-02-24T15:46:18Z")
> [@Alka\_Seltzer](#): > > Face like a sun-wrinkled prune. Robert Redford? ---
**Author:** ![Alka\_Seltzer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c89c15/32.png) [@Alka\_Seltzer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alka_Seltzer)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2012, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-who/613823/9 "2012-02-24T16:41:20Z")
Nope. I should add, small white mustache, and circular glasses. ---
**Author:** ![Sr\_Siete](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6de8d8/32.png) [@Sr\_Siete](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sr_Siete)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2012, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-who/613823/10 "2012-02-24T17:05:20Z")
Meh. I can describe a celebrity everybody will know immediately using only three words. Handsome crazy midget. Fat British singer Jumped like himself ---
**Author:** ![LegendHasit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/legendhasit/32/8246_2.png) [@LegendHasit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LegendHasit)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2012, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-who/613823/11 "2012-02-24T17:34:05Z")
> [@](#): > > Nope. I should add, small white mustache, and circular glasses. Charlie Chaplin ---
**Author:** ![teela\_brown](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/d9b06d/32.png) [@teela\_brown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/teela_brown)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2012, 5:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-who/613823/12 "2012-02-24T17:42:00Z")
> [@Alka\_Seltzer](#): > > Nope. I should add, small white mustache, and circular glasses. Gandhi? ---
**Author:** ![Dick\_Fingers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/46a35a/32.png) [@Dick\_Fingers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dick_Fingers)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2012, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-who/613823/13 "2012-02-24T17:52:54Z")
> [@deadindays](#): > > George Lucas. Correct, too easy.🙂 > [@Sr\_Siete](#): > > Meh. I can describe a celebrity everybody will know immediately using only three words. > > Handsome crazy midget. > > Fat British singer > > Jumped like himself Tom Cruise Adele ???😕 ---
**Author:** ![BlankSlate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blankslate/32/80_2.png) [@BlankSlate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlankSlate)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2012, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-who/613823/14 "2012-02-24T17:59:03Z")
Peculiar cadence. bug-eyed, peculiar hand gestures. ---
**Author:** ![Joey\_P](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/919ad9/32.png) [@Joey\_P](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Joey_P)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2012, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-who/613823/15 "2012-02-24T18:00:47Z")
> [@BlankSlate](#): > > Peculiar cadence. bug-eyed, peculiar hand gestures. Christopher Walken ---
**Author:** ![BlankSlate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blankslate/32/80_2.png) [@BlankSlate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlankSlate)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2012, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-who/613823/16 "2012-02-24T18:10:17Z")
> [@Joey\_P](#): > > Christopher Walken Hmmm, definitely peculiar but no. I only associate the first characteristic with him. ---
**Author:** ![Alka\_Seltzer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c89c15/32.png) [@Alka\_Seltzer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alka_Seltzer)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2012, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-who/613823/17 "2012-02-24T18:12:32Z")
> [@teela\_brown](#): > > Gandhi? Correct. ---
**Author:** ![Earl\_Snake-Hips\_Tucker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/earl_snake-hips_tucker/32/3269_2.png) [@Earl\_Snake-Hips\_Tucker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Earl_Snake-Hips_Tucker)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2012, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-who/613823/18 "2012-02-24T18:32:32Z")
Somewhat short, grayish/whitish hair, authoritarian voice, often seen wearing a white lab coat. ---
**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2012, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-who/613823/19 "2012-02-24T18:41:32Z")
> [@Sr\_Siete](#): > > Jumped like himself Mick Jagger? ---
**Author:** ![Sr\_Siete](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6de8d8/32.png) [@Sr\_Siete](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sr_Siete)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2012, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-who/613823/20 "2012-02-24T19:13:30Z")
> [@Hal\_Briston](#): > > Mick Jagger? Michael Jordan. Come on! [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-who/613823.md?page=2)