# Guest MMP: I got a rock **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Tags:** mmp\ **Created:** [September 26, 2005, 11:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guest-mmp-i-got-a-rock/323474 "2005-09-26T11:22:17Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 7
**Author:** ![Lissla\_Lissar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8491ac/32.png) [@Lissla\_Lissar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lissla_Lissar)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2005, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guest-mmp-i-got-a-rock/323474/121 "2005-09-28T15:05:55Z")
Express delivery and food franchising is what google ads say right now. Did that make sense? I’ve got insomnia again, and my brain isn’t functioning. Also, I haven’t had tea yet. It’s steeping right now. I don’t make sense before tea. No doughnuts (note poper Canadian spelling) have yet arrived. I’m hoping today before work, but after I do laundry. **Bumba** , I haven’t received your email. It’s still lissar (bunch of confusing stuff to keep me from getting spammed) at gmail. Could you try again? And maybe I’ll try, too, and we’ll connect somewhere. ---
**Author:** ![chaoticbear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f07891/32.png) [@chaoticbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chaoticbear)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2005, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guest-mmp-i-got-a-rock/323474/122 "2005-09-28T15:15:11Z")
> [@swampbear](#): > > I bought a bag of Circus Peanuts this morning when I stopped at the store on the way to work. For some reason there was a display of 'em. ACBG told me that he believes that’s the single weirdest thing I’ve done in all the time we’ve been together. I haven’t opened 'em yet. I’m saving ‘em for dessert after lunch. I need to decide what I want for lunch. For some reason chicken strips and french fries from Zaxby’s sounds good. I also have a hankerin’ for meat loaf. … I hate circus peanuts, which I guess leaves more for you. (You can, however, throw some meatloaf out into the bushes.) I almost wish that I could see the google ads, but I can’t, due to them being blocked. ---
**Author:** ![scout1222](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/34f0e0/32.png) [@scout1222](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scout1222)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2005, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guest-mmp-i-got-a-rock/323474/123 "2005-09-28T15:15:57Z")
Now one of the ads is for parcel shipping, and another is for Dunkin Donuts. They’re on to us. :: raises eyebrow :: ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2005, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guest-mmp-i-got-a-rock/323474/124 "2005-09-28T15:16:57Z")
> [@chaoticbear](#): > > … > > I hate circus peanuts, which I guess leaves more for you. (You can, however, throw some meatloaf out into the bushes.) > > I almost wish that I could see the google ads, but I can’t, due to them being blocked. What if I told you Circus Peanuts are my secret meatloaf ingredient? ---
**Author:** ![zelie\_zelerton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/59ef9b/32.png) [@zelie\_zelerton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zelie_zelerton)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2005, 3:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guest-mmp-i-got-a-rock/323474/125 "2005-09-28T15:19:06Z")
HAHA you are right - [www.drugpreventionresources.com](http://www.drugpreventionresources.com) is the Google Ad right now. 😃 Thanks for the kind words **Bookkeeper** and **MagicEyes** - now i feel all warm and smushy inside. I have had my work PC rebuilt twice in the last week for reasons unknown (ok the second time it was a virus but we don’t know how it got in) and this has severely impaired my surfin abilities. I feel like y’all know more than me now. But at least i know that bear is really donkey which counts for a lot. Ima go to the cinema tonight with **Fellahbilongzelie** and he doesn’t know it yet but we are going to see a chick flick. I’ll break the news gently when we get there 😉 Stay off drugs dopers! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2005, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guest-mmp-i-got-a-rock/323474/126 "2005-09-28T15:44:50Z")
I’m just noticing this Google Ad thing adjusts to the topic, and here’s what I have to say about it: Penis Enlargement On-Line Dating Cialis Viagra Medicine Penis Erection Hot Babes XXX Lengthen and Strengthen Amazing Orgasms Penis Penis Ensues! ---
**Author:** ![Sean\_Factotum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/50afbb/32.png) [@Sean\_Factotum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sean_Factotum)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2005, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guest-mmp-i-got-a-rock/323474/127 "2005-09-28T15:46:46Z")
> [@swampbear](#): > > What if I told you Circus Peanuts are my secret meatloaf ingredient? Circus Peanuts are the BESTEST stupid snack food in the world. Whatever you do, don’t throw **vibrating pig** into a search engine. (Actually, I don’t know what will happen. I just wanted to type **vibrating pig** twice in one post to skew the ad machine. I’ve got a lot to do at work, but I’m in a curiously unproductive mood, so I am keeping busy with stupid internet pranks.) ---
**Author:** ![Draelin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce73a5/32.png) [@Draelin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Draelin)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2005, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guest-mmp-i-got-a-rock/323474/128 "2005-09-28T15:49:17Z")
> [@ShibbOleth](#): > > I’m just noticing this Google Ad thing adjusts to the topic, and here’s what I have to say about it: WHen I first signed up for g-mail and started noticing the changing ads, that’s _exactly_ what I did. And all my ads at the moment seem to be inspired by the \*_Anachis_’ new cooktop. Although I am hoping that penis will ensue. But the same could be said for every day, really. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Draelin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce73a5/32.png) [@Draelin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Draelin)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2005, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guest-mmp-i-got-a-rock/323474/129 "2005-09-28T15:53:54Z")
The ads wrecked my coding. I certainly didn’t screw it up on my own. And it only happens when I get cocky and don’t preview. ---
**Author:** ![Tupug\_Anachi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7993a0/32.png) [@Tupug\_Anachi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tupug_Anachi)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2005, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guest-mmp-i-got-a-rock/323474/130 "2005-09-28T16:06:38Z")
> [@Draelin](#): > > WHen I first signed up for g-mail and started noticing the changing ads, that’s _exactly_ what I did. > > And all my ads at the moment seem to be inspired by the **Anachis** new cooktop. Although I am hoping that penis will ensue. > > But the same could be said for every day, really. 🙂 I’m still getting parcel shipping and doughnuts. :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![VunderBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/839c29/32.png) [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2005, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guest-mmp-i-got-a-rock/323474/131 "2005-09-28T16:24:48Z")
> [@Tupug Anachi](#): > > I’m still getting parcel shipping and doughnuts. :rolleyes: **Puggy** , how about an update on Mr. Anachi? ---
**Author:** ![Sean\_Factotum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/50afbb/32.png) [@Sean\_Factotum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sean_Factotum)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2005, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guest-mmp-i-got-a-rock/323474/132 "2005-09-28T16:39:19Z")
> [@Draelin](#): > > And it only happens when I get cocky … I thought you said you weren’t getting any. ---
**Author:** ![Draelin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce73a5/32.png) [@Draelin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Draelin)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2005, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guest-mmp-i-got-a-rock/323474/133 "2005-09-28T16:40:28Z")
> [@Sean Factotum](#): > > I thought you said you weren’t getting any. A girl can dream … ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2005, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guest-mmp-i-got-a-rock/323474/134 "2005-09-28T16:46:19Z")
The target is five bull’s eyes on one sheet. Circus peanuts are just plain nasssty. ---
**Author:** ![ems](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/cdc98d/32.png) [@ems](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ems)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2005, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guest-mmp-i-got-a-rock/323474/135 "2005-09-28T17:15:33Z")
I got shipping and donuts as well… Nothing really to say other then there is this mysterious bug going around that is making everyone puke at work and I am feeling crappy ☹ oh and I met my first FBI agent today… ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2005, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guest-mmp-i-got-a-rock/323474/136 "2005-09-28T17:34:07Z")
QUOTE=ems]I got shipping and donuts as well… Nothing really to say other then there is this mysterious bug going around that is making everyone puke at work and I am feeling crappy ☹ oh and I met my first FBI agent today… [/QUOTE] So, what’d ya do? 😃 **Shirley Ujest** circus peanuts ain’t all that bad. If nuttin’ else, buy a bag on sale and use 'em for target practice. I bet they’d fly into a gajillion pieces! ---
**Author:** ![zelie\_zelerton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/59ef9b/32.png) [@zelie\_zelerton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zelie_zelerton)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2005, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guest-mmp-i-got-a-rock/323474/137 "2005-09-28T17:40:57Z")
i have stoves and donuts - i wander why all the shipping ads disappeared when we started mentioning penises (penii? I can’t remember what Unca Cecil had to say on the subject). ---
**Author:** ![Tupug\_Anachi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7993a0/32.png) [@Tupug\_Anachi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tupug_Anachi)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2005, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guest-mmp-i-got-a-rock/323474/138 "2005-09-28T17:48:20Z")
> [@VunderBob](#): > > **Puggy** , how about an update on Mr. Anachi? He is doing okay, thanks for asking. I’m thinking it was the low potassium that gave him the shakes last week. I bought a big bunch of nanners and tole him he better eat a few. Made him eat some fresh spinach last nite, too. All the numbers from the stress test came back fine. And Mrs. bob? How’s she doing? ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2005, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guest-mmp-i-got-a-rock/323474/139 "2005-09-28T17:57:23Z")
Ya know, having had that vile satanic brew known as Dunkin’ Donuts coffee, I cannot imagine why I’d want to see a site that actually sells it. :dubious: I just ate some Circus Peanuts. Pretty soon, I’ll need to poop or throw up real bad. I’ll let y’all know how that comes out. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![ems](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/cdc98d/32.png) [@ems](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ems)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2005, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guest-mmp-i-got-a-rock/323474/140 "2005-09-28T17:59:11Z")
> [@](#): > > Originally Posted by **swampbear** > So, what’d ya do? I didn’t do nuttin! 😛 There is a story but I am to pukey to type it all so here is a summary: Russian fugitive enters US under the same name as an ex-employee, last record of this name was here so I had to ID (or not) the fugitive FBI agent wasn’t quite what I was expecting either… [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guest-mmp-i-got-a-rock/323474.md?page=6) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guest-mmp-i-got-a-rock/323474.md?page=8)