# Guffawing Greyhounds!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guffawing-greyhounds/75761>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [August 11, 2001, 5:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guffawing-greyhounds/75761 "2001-08-11T05:09:15Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 10\
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**Author:** ![mangeorge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d78d45/32.png) [@mangeorge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mangeorge)\
**Post date:** [August 11, 2001, 5:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guffawing-greyhounds/75761/1 "2001-08-11T05:09:15Z")

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I heard a little about this on the tube this morning;  
[http://www.sciencenews.org/20010728/fob9.asp](http://www.sciencenews.org/20010728/fob9.asp)  
Pretty interesting. They say that dogs _do_ laugh. And that this laughter invites play from other pooches. 🙂  
You get no arguement from me. I love this stuff.  
But the real test is; Will the SDMBr’s buy it?  
Peace,  
mangeorge

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**Author:** ![kniz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/c37758/32.png) [@kniz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kniz)\
**Post date:** [August 11, 2001, 5:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guffawing-greyhounds/75761/2 "2001-08-11T05:45:51Z")

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And what about cats? Elephants? Hyenas? Parrots? Why are we spending so much of our tax money on dogs?

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**Author:** ![mangeorge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d78d45/32.png) [@mangeorge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mangeorge)\
**Post date:** [August 11, 2001, 6:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guffawing-greyhounds/75761/3 "2001-08-11T06:07:51Z")

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> \*Originally posted by kniz \*  
> \*\*And what about cats? Elephants? Hyenas? Parrots? Why are we spending so much of our tax money on dogs? \*\*

Not to worry. Bush’ll chop it from the budget to pay for that _huge_ check I got coming in the mail. :rolleyes:  
Peace,  
mangeorge

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**Author:** ![Creaky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e68b1a/32.png) [@Creaky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Creaky)\
**Post date:** [August 11, 2001, 3:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guffawing-greyhounds/75761/4 "2001-08-11T15:26:49Z")

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Yeah, who speaks (…er, laughs…?) for the cats?

I always suspected that my cat could laugh, and after reading this, I want to know for sure.

Just think, once they find out what makes cats laugh, you’ve got one helluva niche entertainment market just begging to be exploited!

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**Author:** ![Little\_Bird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Little\_Bird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Bird)\
**Post date:** [August 11, 2001, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guffawing-greyhounds/75761/5 "2001-08-11T21:37:03Z")

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It says in the article that rats laugh. Spend a little while with mine and you’ll find out they have a sense of humor!

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**Author:** ![betenoir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/258eb7/32.png) [@betenoir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/betenoir)\
**Post date:** [August 11, 2001, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guffawing-greyhounds/75761/6 "2001-08-11T22:22:42Z")

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I don’t think they laugh. Reading the article, I think, specifically, they giggle.

What I mean is there are a lot of different kinds of laughter and reasons humans laugh. A lot of human laughter is a positive reaction to the pain and absurdity of life. I don’t think dogs laugh like that. It sound more like giggling- I’m thinking of children running through sprinklers giggling with delight. That kind of laughter.

Cats? My cats make this trilling, chirping noise when they’re really delighted with something. It could be like laughter. That’s as much as I can say without a government grant.

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**Author:** ![Jonathan\_Chance](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jonathan_chance/32/701_2.png) [@Jonathan\_Chance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jonathan_Chance)\
**Post date:** [August 12, 2001, 12:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guffawing-greyhounds/75761/7 "2001-08-12T00:18:11Z")

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You realize of course, that I came to this thread expecting Greyhound humor.

I was cruelly deceived.

Of course they laugh! But only if you tell good jokes. If you tell a really good one they belly-laugh and puke all over the new carpet. Trust me, I know.

-Jonathan “Greyhound Rescuer” Chance

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**Author:** ![mangeorge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d78d45/32.png) [@mangeorge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mangeorge)\
**Post date:** [August 12, 2001, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guffawing-greyhounds/75761/8 "2001-08-12T00:45:30Z")

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Two guys in a van;  
Bill:  
“I gotta change lanes, Bob. Anything in the way?”  
Bob:  
“Well yeah, man. There’s a dog.”  
SCREEECH CRASH BOOM TINKLE  
Sixty seconds later;  
Bill;  
“Damn, Bob, you ran me into a bus!”  
Bob;  
“I told you, man. A greyhound.”  
😃  
Sorry, **Jonathan**. That’s the only one I know. And it’s from my jr. high school days. _Many_ years ago.  
Greyhound rescuer, huh? Very cool. 🆒  
Dog racing sucks, IMO.  
Peace,  
mangeorge

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**Author:** ![a35362](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3da27b/32.png) [@a35362](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/a35362)\
**Post date:** [August 12, 2001, 1:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guffawing-greyhounds/75761/9 "2001-08-12T01:08:11Z")

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I just want to say that the thread title sounds like one of those old comic book curses:

“Great guffawing greyhounds!”

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**Author:** ![Jonathan\_Chance](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jonathan_chance/32/701_2.png) [@Jonathan\_Chance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jonathan_Chance)\
**Post date:** [August 12, 2001, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guffawing-greyhounds/75761/10 "2001-08-12T14:43:01Z")

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Thanks **mangeorge**. I feel so validated now.

And dog racing is a pretty questionable pastime. Right up there with bullfighting.

Keep the faith, brothers and sisters!
