# Guinastasia, Walk Away from the computer **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [March 15, 2006, 7:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guinastasia-walk-away-from-the-computer/348431 "2006-03-15T07:26:45Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![RyJae](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/9d8465/32.png) [@RyJae](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RyJae)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2006, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guinastasia-walk-away-from-the-computer/348431/101 "2006-03-15T20:39:17Z")
> [@Maureen](#): > > I will thank you to keep your clown porn to yourself, you skeevy nasty woman, you. I humbly apologize for mentioning clown porn in a previous thread. I am intrigued by this new midget clown porn though. ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2006, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guinastasia-walk-away-from-the-computer/348431/102 "2006-03-15T20:47:35Z")
> [@Abbie Normal](#): > > I will create the petition to shut down the internet one day a month so all of us internet addicts are forced to leave the computer once in a while. That will solve this petty disagreement! OOH! Send me the url when you do! You gonna start a message board up about it too? Can I be one of the first to join? ---
**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2006, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guinastasia-walk-away-from-the-computer/348431/103 "2006-03-15T20:51:12Z")
> [@Maureen](#): > > I will thank you to keep your clown porn to yourself, you skeevy nasty woman, you. I never heard of this until yesterday, what is it with it suddenly popping up all over. šŸ˜‰ Jim ---
**Author:** ![Q.E.D](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/51bf81/32.png) [@Q.E.D](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.E.D)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2006, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guinastasia-walk-away-from-the-computer/348431/104 "2006-03-15T20:51:48Z")
> [@Binarydrone](#): > > **Q.E.D.** , You would have far more credibility in this particular thread with a lower post countā€¦ Eh? So, having a fairly high post count subtracts from oneā€™s credibility when posting in defense of someone else with a high post count? :dubious: In what distant land is this strange logic sound? Or, are you once again posting in response merely to take a swipe at me for whatever reason? ---
**Author:** ![DiosaBellissima](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a8b319/32.png) [@DiosaBellissima](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DiosaBellissima)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2006, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guinastasia-walk-away-from-the-computer/348431/105 "2006-03-15T20:59:23Z")
[QUOTE=Waverly] Har! you said _analagous_. For what itā€™s worth,\*\* D-cups are vastly overrated.[/\*\*QUOTE] Bolding mine. Sir, you have insulted my very being! :mad: I challenge you to a duel! ---
**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2006, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guinastasia-walk-away-from-the-computer/348431/106 "2006-03-15T21:00:15Z")
> [@Q.E.D.](#): > > Eh? So, having a fairly high post count subtracts from oneā€™s credibility when posting in defense of someone else with a high post count? :dubious: > > In what distant land is this strange logic sound? Or, are you once again posting in response merely to take a swipe at me for whatever reason? #2 looks obvious, hows it feel to have a fan club? šŸ˜‰ ---
**Author:** ![Q.E.D](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/51bf81/32.png) [@Q.E.D](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.E.D)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2006, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guinastasia-walk-away-from-the-computer/348431/107 "2006-03-15T21:06:48Z")
> [@What Exit?](#): > > #2 looks obvious, hows it feel to have a fan club? šŸ˜‰ I feel soā€¦loved. _sniff_ ---
**Author:** ![Syntropy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/65b543/32.png) [@Syntropy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Syntropy)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2006, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guinastasia-walk-away-from-the-computer/348431/108 "2006-03-15T21:08:31Z")
> [@What Exit?](#): > > I never heard of this until yesterday, what is it with it suddenly popping up all over. šŸ˜‰ > > Jim HA! The best way to get people around here to talk about something is by appealing to them to STFU about it. šŸ˜› ---
**Author:** ![Binarydrone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3da27b/32.png) [@Binarydrone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Binarydrone)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2006, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guinastasia-walk-away-from-the-computer/348431/109 "2006-03-15T21:08:47Z")
**Q.E.D.** , Couple of points: First, this is not a generic invalidation of credibility surrounding someone with a high post count defending someone else with an even higher post count. This is 100% specific to you. Second, when you state that I am ā€œmerely taking a swipe at you for whatever reasonā€, I hate to say it but you could not be more wrong. I am taking a swipe at you for very specific reasons. In essence, as I read through the threads of the SDMB, you are like a rash. You cling to everything with an itchy persistence that is maddening. You are the shit-covered balls of toilette paper in the underwear of the SDMB. Your posts are impossible to get away from. You are a babbling douchebag whose posts are as nonsensical as the moaning of the winter wind through a hollowed out dead tree. Your keyboard seems to have convulsive diarrhea. There seems to be no subject that you are unwilling to blather on about. You are a puffed up little blowhard who seems to think that he has something of value to offer to the world. I would double my membership fee if the Administration around here would put a cap on how many posts you are allowed per day. ---
**Author:** ![WolfpackJeep](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpackjeep/32/2921_2.png) [@WolfpackJeep](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WolfpackJeep)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2006, 9:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guinastasia-walk-away-from-the-computer/348431/110 "2006-03-15T21:09:48Z")
> [@Guinastasia](#): > > midget clown porn _Canā€™t sleep, the clowns willā€¦_ Ugh. ---
**Author:** ![Waverly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/57b2e6/32.png) [@Waverly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Waverly)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2006, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guinastasia-walk-away-from-the-computer/348431/111 "2006-03-15T21:14:25Z")
> [@DiosaBellissima](#): > > Sir, you have insulted my very being! :mad: > > I challenge you to a duel! Sure, you come armed with your D-cups and Iā€™llā€¦ oh never mind. ---
**Author:** ![Syntropy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/65b543/32.png) [@Syntropy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Syntropy)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2006, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guinastasia-walk-away-from-the-computer/348431/112 "2006-03-15T21:18:18Z")
> [@Binarydrone](#): > > You are the shit-covered balls of toilette paper in the underwear of the SDMB. While I donā€™t agree, I just had to say: DAMN, man, thatā€™s some fucked up imagery right there. ---
**Author:** ![DiosaBellissima](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a8b319/32.png) [@DiosaBellissima](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DiosaBellissima)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2006, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guinastasia-walk-away-from-the-computer/348431/113 "2006-03-15T21:21:39Z")
> [@Waverly](#): > > Sure, you come armed with your D-cups and Iā€™llā€¦ oh never mind. . . . bring the clown porn? ---
**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2006, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guinastasia-walk-away-from-the-computer/348431/114 "2006-03-15T21:22:52Z")
**Binarydrone** , I donā€™t agree with your assessment but I admire the posting skills to spew forth that much venom that eloquently. Why did you waste it in the middle of Guinā€™s thread and not start your own pit for Q.E.D.? Jim ---
**Author:** ![RyJae](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/9d8465/32.png) [@RyJae](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RyJae)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2006, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guinastasia-walk-away-from-the-computer/348431/115 "2006-03-15T21:25:16Z")
> [@DiosaBellissima](#): > > . . . bring the clown porn? And a bag of Cheetos they go together. So Iā€™ve heard anyway. ---
**Author:** ![Hamadryad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/6de8d8/32.png) [@Hamadryad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hamadryad)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2006, 9:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guinastasia-walk-away-from-the-computer/348431/116 "2006-03-15T21:30:40Z")
If anyone thinks all of this clown porn talk is a joke, I recommend using your favorite search engine to find ā€œOuchy the Clown.ā€ ---
**Author:** ![Q.E.D](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/51bf81/32.png) [@Q.E.D](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.E.D)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2006, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guinastasia-walk-away-from-the-computer/348431/117 "2006-03-15T21:34:37Z")
> [@Binarydrone](#): > > Your posts are impossible to get away from. What the hell does _that_ mean? Are you somehow magnetically drawn to my posts or something? :dubious: Eh, screw it. I gotta agree with the others that you sure post some eloquent venom, but itā€™s so far misplaced thereā€™s little point in debating it with you. In any case, this thread isnā€™t about me or you, so Iā€™m ending my part in this hijack. Sounds like you got some great fodder for a Pit thread, at least in your mind. Take **What Exit** ā€™s suggestion, and go for itā€“thatā€™s part of what the Pit is for, after all. ---
**Author:** ![Binarydrone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3da27b/32.png) [@Binarydrone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Binarydrone)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2006, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guinastasia-walk-away-from-the-computer/348431/118 "2006-03-15T21:36:20Z")
> [@What Exit?](#): > > **Binarydrone** , I donā€™t agree with your assessment but I admire the posting skills to spew forth that much venom that eloquently. > Why did you waste it in the middle of Guinā€™s thread and not start your own pit for Q.E.D.? > > Jim When the Muse strikes, you post. What can you do? ---
**Author:** ![Xploder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/a183cd/32.png) [@Xploder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Xploder)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2006, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guinastasia-walk-away-from-the-computer/348431/119 "2006-03-15T21:37:45Z")
> [@Hamadryad](#): > > If anyone thinks all of this clown porn talk is a joke, I recommend using your favorite search engine to find ā€œOuchy the Clown.ā€ :eek: Thank you ever so much for thatā€¦bleah. ---
**Author:** ![rayh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e79b87/32.png) [@rayh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rayh)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2006, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guinastasia-walk-away-from-the-computer/348431/120 "2006-03-15T21:38:02Z")
Alright! Anyone know where I can get a clown suit? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guinastasia-walk-away-from-the-computer/348431.md?page=5) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guinastasia-walk-away-from-the-computer/348431.md?page=7)