# Guise: How Many Girlfriends Have you Had?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guise-how-many-girlfriends-have-you-had/642797>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [December 2, 2012, 11:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guise-how-many-girlfriends-have-you-had/642797 "2012-12-02T23:41:46Z")\
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**Author:** ![Tim\_R.Mortiss](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tim_r.mortiss/32/142_2.png) [@Tim\_R.Mortiss](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tim_R.Mortiss)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2012, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guise-how-many-girlfriends-have-you-had/642797/41 "2012-12-04T01:15:51Z")

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Six. I’m counting only those that I would have happily spent the rest of my days with if things hadn’t gone horribly wrong.

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**Author:** ![SandyHook](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/dec6dc/32.png) [@SandyHook](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SandyHook)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2012, 1:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guise-how-many-girlfriends-have-you-had/642797/42 "2012-12-04T01:43:42Z")

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I’m 65.

Counting the one I married in 1968, and am still married to, I’m going with 5.

I’m going with the conservative definition of girlfriend.

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2012, 1:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guise-how-many-girlfriends-have-you-had/642797/43 "2012-12-04T01:50:51Z")

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> [@Modern\_Master](#):
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> One million!
> 
> Wait no.
> 
> Two million!
> 
> One hundred million!

What are you, a bacteria?

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