Guitarist Satriani sues Coldplay for plagiarism

Actually, he didn’t threaten smashing at first. In keeping with the times he threatened to sue. Him and his pack of lawyers. Oddly, the lawyers were scarier than the Hulk. We ended up settling out of court. Of course the negotiations were lengthy, mainly because we kept having to replace the tables. (Hulk NO LIKE! WANT MORE ROYALTIES! :::smash::: )

I think this is it. I listen to Coldplay on occasion. I actually own X&Y and I’ve been known to enjoy it. But listening to them is like eating a marshmallow. It’s fine while it lasts, but I’m left feeling hungry and unsatisfied in the end. Occasionally, they’re music is like a toasted marshmallow. A little bit darker, and a little bit better for it, but ultimately white fluff.