# "Gun Nut Blows Own Nuts Off, Is Hailed As Hero By Group Of Men Who Point Guns At Their Nuts"

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**Created:** [August 16, 2020, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gun-nut-blows-own-nuts-off-is-hailed-as-hero-by-group-of-men-who-point-guns-at-their-nuts/918268 "2020-08-16T16:41:52Z")\
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**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2020, 1:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gun-nut-blows-own-nuts-off-is-hailed-as-hero-by-group-of-men-who-point-guns-at-their-nuts/918268/41 "2020-08-17T13:08:18Z")

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And some folks think only modern Hollywood entertainment is violent.

As to the ~~guest~~ idjit of honor in the OP …

If he was really cool, he’d have the docs install an [ear stretcher](https://www.shutterstock.com/image-photo/close-photo-mans-ear-stretcher-1473533798) in the hole. That way he would whistle when he runs.

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**Author:** ![JRDelirious](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jrdelirious/32/9531_2.png) [@JRDelirious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JRDelirious)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2020, 1:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gun-nut-blows-own-nuts-off-is-hailed-as-hero-by-group-of-men-who-point-guns-at-their-nuts/918268/42 "2020-08-17T13:17:52Z")

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> [@LSLGuy](#):
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> I’m failing to remember the term to Google up some cites, but IIRC some hefty fraction of the online armed white supremacist movement apparently has a snarky witty ironic tone they like to take in their online communities. That guy who shot up Christchurch NZ was an online activist in that genre.

“Edgelords”, you mean?

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**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2020, 2:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gun-nut-blows-own-nuts-off-is-hailed-as-hero-by-group-of-men-who-point-guns-at-their-nuts/918268/43 "2020-08-17T14:25:22Z")

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Another thread has since reminded me that “boogaloo bois” is probably the term I was fumbling for.

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**Author:** ![ZipperJJ](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zipperjj/32/211_2.png) [@ZipperJJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ZipperJJ)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2020, 2:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gun-nut-blows-own-nuts-off-is-hailed-as-hero-by-group-of-men-who-point-guns-at-their-nuts/918268/44 "2020-08-17T14:27:21Z")

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@Gray_Ghost if you look at the Vice article that @Snowboarder_Bo linked to, you’ll see how this Facebook group describes itself:

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> “[We] are sick and tired of being demonized as gun owners, and looped together with the alt-right just for owning guns,” an admin of Loaded Guns Pointed at [B]enis told Motherboard in a Facebook message. “We are sick of republicans (think NRA) telling us what to do with our property, and we are sick of being told that just because we like guns It means we have to be anti woman, pro life and pro trump.”

So they’re a bunch of gun owners who are deliberately going out of their way to present themselves as extremely non-responsible gun owners, for the sake of…erm, well for the sake of nothing I guess?

It’s not articles like the ones posted here that are out to make gun owners look bad. This group of gun owners specifically exists to make gun owners look bad.

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**Author:** ![Gray\_Ghost](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c0e974/32.png) [@Gray\_Ghost](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gray_Ghost)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2020, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gun-nut-blows-own-nuts-off-is-hailed-as-hero-by-group-of-men-who-point-guns-at-their-nuts/918268/45 "2020-08-17T15:40:41Z")

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Ah, astroturfing. As done by idiots. Naturally the Wonkette writer was credulous enough—let’s give them the benefit of the doubt—to assume this group was representative of anyone other than themselves. Which five minutes research would have shown the author.

Just a silly group of people all around.

@LSLGuy, AIUI, the etymology of ‘boogaloo boi’, comes from it being a play on words with the idea of the American Civil War, and the movie, “Breakin’ 2: Electric Boogaloo.” A sequel that was horrible, ridiculous, and more importantly, no one wanted to see it or have it happen at all. Just like Civil War 2 would be. I would not characterize the idea as having white nationalist/supremacist roots at all.

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> [@Darren\_Garrison](#):
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> It didn’t hit either. It was through just the “sack” part.

> [@lobotomyboy63](#):
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> I’m working on something with “bore” or “bored” but I haven’t come up with the pun just yet.

sounds like his scrotal _sack_ did get a bore through it. His _sack_ indeed got bored.

**lobotomyboy63** , feel free to use this. I didn’t get registered for this tournament in time to be an official con_test_ant.

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**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\
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The “substitute penis” cracks just write themselves.

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**Author:** ![elfkin477](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a9a28c/32.png) [@elfkin477](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elfkin477)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2020, 12:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gun-nut-blows-own-nuts-off-is-hailed-as-hero-by-group-of-men-who-point-guns-at-their-nuts/918268/48 "2020-08-18T00:19:10Z")

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> [@kenobi\_65](#):
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> It does put a different spin on the term “gun nuts.”

Oh my God, you just gave me the best idea: truck nuts for guns! If I can talk someone into taking on the gun nuts idea I’ll make a mint!

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2020, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gun-nut-blows-own-nuts-off-is-hailed-as-hero-by-group-of-men-who-point-guns-at-their-nuts/918268/49 "2020-08-18T00:22:49Z")

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When you find yourself shooting off your penis, you really need to stop and examine the life choices that led you to this point.

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**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2020, 3:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gun-nut-blows-own-nuts-off-is-hailed-as-hero-by-group-of-men-who-point-guns-at-their-nuts/918268/50 "2020-08-18T03:01:49Z")

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> [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](#):
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> The “substitute penis” cracks just write themselves.

The substitute is only of worth if it can be used to write those jokes in snow.

> [@Little\_Nemo](#):
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> When you find yourself shooting off your penis, you really need to stop and examine the life choices that led you to this point.

No doubt, that’s not the worst decision that idjit has made.

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2020, 3:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gun-nut-blows-own-nuts-off-is-hailed-as-hero-by-group-of-men-who-point-guns-at-their-nuts/918268/51 "2020-08-18T03:32:08Z")

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> [@Monty](#):
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> No doubt, that’s not the worst decision that idjit has made.

I don’t know. It’s a tough one to top.

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**Author:** ![Senegoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/senegoid/32/6606_2.png) [@Senegoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Senegoid)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2020, 5:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gun-nut-blows-own-nuts-off-is-hailed-as-hero-by-group-of-men-who-point-guns-at-their-nuts/918268/52 "2020-08-18T05:21:37Z")

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> [@From the Vice article quoted by ZipperJJ](#):
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> . . . . and we are sick of being told that just because we like guns It means we have to be anti woman,

Anti-woman indeed. These little Facebook cliques they have of guyz who point gunz at their nutz are the ultimate guyz-only clubs that gurlz can’t join.

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**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2020, 10:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gun-nut-blows-own-nuts-off-is-hailed-as-hero-by-group-of-men-who-point-guns-at-their-nuts/918268/53 "2020-08-18T10:30:03Z")

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And wouldn’t if they could.

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**Author:** ![purplehorseshoe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/purplehorseshoe/32/2996_2.png) [@purplehorseshoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purplehorseshoe)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2020, 10:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gun-nut-blows-own-nuts-off-is-hailed-as-hero-by-group-of-men-who-point-guns-at-their-nuts/918268/54 "2020-08-18T10:48:13Z")

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> [@elfkin477](#):
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> you just gave me the best idea: truck nuts for guns!

Everything about this thread - including the above, for which you have to be familiar with “truck nuts” and oh, my God are those the epitome of 'Murrican machismo - is so 'Murrican it must be surreal to Dopers who aren’t U.S. based to read it all.

'Murrica. Fuck yeah.

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**Author:** ![Ulfreida](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ulfreida/32/8014_2.png) [@Ulfreida](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ulfreida)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2020, 1:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gun-nut-blows-own-nuts-off-is-hailed-as-hero-by-group-of-men-who-point-guns-at-their-nuts/918268/55 "2020-08-18T13:00:23Z")

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> [@purplehorseshoe](#):
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> Everything about this thread - including the above, for which you have to be familiar with “truck nuts” and oh, my God are those the epitome of 'Murrican machismo - is so 'Murrican it must be surreal to Dopers who aren’t U.S. based to read it all.
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> 'Murrica. Fuck yeah.

It’s surreal to at least one US Doper as well.

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**Author:** ![JRDelirious](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jrdelirious/32/9531_2.png) [@JRDelirious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JRDelirious)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2020, 2:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gun-nut-blows-own-nuts-off-is-hailed-as-hero-by-group-of-men-who-point-guns-at-their-nuts/918268/56 "2020-08-18T14:10:27Z")

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> [@elfkin477](#):
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> you just gave me the best idea: truck nuts for guns!

You’re late to the show…

[https://tse4.mm.bing.net/th?id=OIP.mKpaaBvO3F46rhteNWK69gHaJg&pid=Api](https://tse4.mm.bing.net/th?id=OIP.mKpaaBvO3F46rhteNWK69gHaJg&pid=Api)  
[https://www.amazon.com/Gunsticles-Tactical-Testicles-Mounted-Funny/dp/B06Y4587V9](https://www.amazon.com/Gunsticles-Tactical-Testicles-Mounted-Funny/dp/B06Y4587V9)

(blurred to two-click in case of sensitive souls)

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**Author:** ![Mundane\_Super\_Hero](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mundane_super_hero/32/6304_2.png) [@Mundane\_Super\_Hero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mundane_Super_Hero)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2020, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gun-nut-blows-own-nuts-off-is-hailed-as-hero-by-group-of-men-who-point-guns-at-their-nuts/918268/57 "2020-08-18T16:50:23Z")

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“We were doing just Fine with 2A until Dickless here tried to commit suicide with a gun…”  
“Is this true…?”  
“Yes, this man has no dick…”

\< scuffle \>

“Well that’s what I heard…”

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**Author:** ![begbert2](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/begbert2/32/3357_2.png) [@begbert2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/begbert2)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2020, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gun-nut-blows-own-nuts-off-is-hailed-as-hero-by-group-of-men-who-point-guns-at-their-nuts/918268/58 "2020-08-18T17:12:35Z")

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> [@ThelmaLou](#):
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> the “Loaded Guns Pointed at [B]enis” group

> [@Darren\_Garrison](#):
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> It didn’t hit either. It was through just the “sack” part.

So what I’m getting here is that this guy is a pretty poor shot, to miss at that close of a range.

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**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2020, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gun-nut-blows-own-nuts-off-is-hailed-as-hero-by-group-of-men-who-point-guns-at-their-nuts/918268/59 "2020-08-18T18:12:23Z")

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Since he probably intended to go shooting on the weekend and instead shot himself on Tuesday I guess we could say he’s got a problem with premature discharges involving precious bodily fluids.

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