# Guns

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guns/734278>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [October 11, 2015, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guns/734278 "2015-10-11T15:02:20Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 9\
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**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\
**Post date:** [October 11, 2015, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guns/734278/1 "2015-10-11T15:02:20Z")

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [October 11, 2015, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guns/734278/2 "2015-10-11T15:09:04Z")

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TL;DR  
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**Author:** ![Dallas\_Jones](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dallas_jones/32/3277_2.png) [@Dallas\_Jones](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dallas_Jones)\
**Post date:** [October 11, 2015, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guns/734278/3 "2015-10-11T15:16:24Z")

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That’s too many. You should probably sell 3 or 4 of those.

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**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\
**Post date:** [October 11, 2015, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guns/734278/4 "2015-10-11T15:17:48Z")

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What’s the theme again?

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**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\
**Post date:** [October 11, 2015, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guns/734278/5 "2015-10-11T15:40:12Z")

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[![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/7UKpZxM-c9w/hqdefault.jpg "Baldrik's war poem - The German Guns (Greek subs)") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7UKpZxM-c9w)

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**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\
**Post date:** [October 11, 2015, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guns/734278/6 "2015-10-11T16:19:33Z")

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It’s been done.

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**Author:** ![Lamar\_Mundane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/85f322/32.png) [@Lamar\_Mundane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lamar_Mundane)\
**Post date:** [October 11, 2015, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guns/734278/7 "2015-10-11T16:51:39Z")

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What kind of guns?

There’s no such thing as an assault weapon, you know.

There’s no way that’s an AR15. The pingledong is completely in the wrong place. The lock, stock, and barrel are also of the wrong caliber.

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**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\
**Post date:** [October 11, 2015, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guns/734278/8 "2015-10-11T16:54:44Z")

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Dude, put a trigger warning on that next time.

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**Author:** ![Idle\_Thoughts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/838e76/32.png) [@Idle\_Thoughts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Idle_Thoughts)\
**Post date:** [October 11, 2015, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guns/734278/9 "2015-10-11T17:28:27Z")

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