# GusNSpot, you are one sick fuck

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gusnspot-you-are-one-sick-fuck/589642>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [July 19, 2011, 11:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gusnspot-you-are-one-sick-fuck/589642 "2011-07-19T23:26:09Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2011, 7:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gusnspot-you-are-one-sick-fuck/589642/41 "2011-07-20T07:58:32Z")

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Like me, she’s probably just not impressed by the stupidity.

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**Author:** ![PlainJain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/5daacb/32.png) [@PlainJain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlainJain)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2011, 8:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gusnspot-you-are-one-sick-fuck/589642/42 "2011-07-20T08:31:29Z")

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> [@Indygrrl](#):
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> Wow, what a great rebuttal. You must have been captain of the debate club with skills like that.

I never claimed to be the captain of anything, much less the debate team.

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> I don’t see what’s so eyeroll-worthy about believing in free speech.

I do believe in free speech as defined by the First Amendment but your broad-brush doesn’t really seem to fit.

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> I’ll defend the right to **say and do damn near anything** that doesn’t directly harm another person.

Defined by whom?

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**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2011, 1:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gusnspot-you-are-one-sick-fuck/589642/43 "2011-07-20T13:07:43Z")

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First of all, it’s probably exactly someone like GusNSpot who bitched out my mom for daring to hang an Indian flag next to the American flag, even though we had hung the Indian flag lower. There is a certain contingent of people who have an extraordinary attachment to the flag.

Secondly, I just wanted to add to the chorus that “good old boys” can rot in hell. This is the Pit, right? Good Old Boys have driven this country to the brink of bankruptcy and they need to step aside and let some younger, smarter folks run the place.

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**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2011, 1:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gusnspot-you-are-one-sick-fuck/589642/44 "2011-07-20T13:47:58Z")

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> [@MandaJo](#):
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> I wonder if he goes to the beach and yells at people wearing bikinis made to look like cut-up American flags. Wal-Mart sells these each July 4th season and I do not understand why no one has a problem with it. Or American flag boxers. Or FLIP FLOPS.

Ages ago I made a [faux bumper sticker](http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v232/Gyrate/bumper1.jpg) about that sort of thing.

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**Author:** ![jlzania](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/67e7ee/32.png) [@jlzania](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jlzania)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2011, 1:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gusnspot-you-are-one-sick-fuck/589642/45 "2011-07-20T13:55:19Z")

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> [@Argent\_Towers](#):
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> I hear people say stuff like what **GusNSpot** said all the time. Particularly military veterans and older guys and rural people. It doesn’t really get to me because I know they’re not seriously going to kill someone. They are just really emotional about the flag. I don’t have the same kind of attachment to it, though I certainly wouldn’t desecrate the flag myself. **GusNSpot** comes from a different place; he’s a vet, a biker, just an all-around good ol’ boy. I don’t live in a bubble. I know plenty of guys who feel the way he does. Whatever.

But the real question is, is **GusNSpot** a baby boomer?

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**Author:** ![kidchameleon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/898d66/32.png) [@kidchameleon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kidchameleon)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2011, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gusnspot-you-are-one-sick-fuck/589642/46 "2011-07-20T14:29:52Z")

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> [@Omg\_a\_Black\_Conservative](#):
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> So what’s burning an American flag symbolic of?

Burning your dog.

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**Author:** ![ZPG\_Zealot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/e47c2d/32.png) [@ZPG\_Zealot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ZPG_Zealot)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2011, 2:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gusnspot-you-are-one-sick-fuck/589642/47 "2011-07-20T14:34:07Z")

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> [@Omg\_a\_Black\_Conservative](#):
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> So what’s burning an American flag symbolic of?

That the flag has inadvertently touched the ground and you are following the old flag lore on how to properly dispose of it.

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**Author:** ![ZPG\_Zealot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/e47c2d/32.png) [@ZPG\_Zealot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ZPG_Zealot)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2011, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gusnspot-you-are-one-sick-fuck/589642/48 "2011-07-20T14:37:54Z")

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> [@MandaJo](#):
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> I wonder if he goes to the beach and yells at people wearing bikinis made to look like cut-up American flags. Wal-Mart sells these each July 4th season and I do not understand why no one has a problem with it. Or American flag boxers. Or FLIP FLOPS.
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> Deliberately burning a flag as part of a protest makes sense. Casually using a flag to cover your naked ass is just tack and disrespectful.

How about those cakes that have a flag in icing? Those icing flags are cut, eaten, and passed through the digestive tract.

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**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2011, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gusnspot-you-are-one-sick-fuck/589642/49 "2011-07-20T14:51:44Z")

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> [@ZPG\_Zealot](#):
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> How about those cakes that have a flag in icing? Those icing flags are cut, eaten, and passed through the digestive tract.

Oh that’s perfectly ok, cuz you’re not wiping your ass \*with \*the flag, rather you’re wiping the flag off your ass.

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**Author:** ![Enderw24](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ba9def/32.png) [@Enderw24](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enderw24)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2011, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gusnspot-you-are-one-sick-fuck/589642/50 "2011-07-20T14:51:53Z")

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> [@ZPG\_Zealot](#):
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> How about those cakes that have a flag in icing? Those icing flags are cut, eaten, and passed through the digestive tract.

They eat breathe and shit the red white and blue.

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**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2011, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gusnspot-you-are-one-sick-fuck/589642/51 "2011-07-20T15:05:59Z")

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> [@Guinastasia](#):
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> I have? Well, that’s news to me. I haven’t really even paid much attention to you.  
> _burns the U.S. flag on **GusNSpot** ’s street while singing “O’ Canada!”_  
> (It’s the only other national anthem I know.)

“Louie Louie” isn’t our national anthem anymore?

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**Author:** ![Acsenray](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/acsenray/32/4519_2.png) [@Acsenray](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Acsenray)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2011, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gusnspot-you-are-one-sick-fuck/589642/52 "2011-07-20T15:09:07Z")

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> [@Omg\_a\_Black\_Conservative](#):
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> So what’s burning an American flag symbolic of?

Ask the guy burning the flag. Honestly, it’s usually pretty easy to figure out in the circumstances.

> [@Argent\_Towers](#):
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> he’s … just an all-around good ol’ boy.

Maybe it’s symbolic of “all-around good ol’ boys can go fuck themselves.”

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**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2011, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gusnspot-you-are-one-sick-fuck/589642/53 "2011-07-20T15:13:17Z")

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> [@GusNSpot](#):
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> Buy a flag, burn it.  
> Steal a flag and burn it, not so much.

See? Everyone assumed some kind of “love it or leave it” mentality advocating mob violence against unpopular speech, when in fact he was merely voicing his support for capitalism over socialism.

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**Author:** ![BigT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bigt/32/12044_2.png) [@BigT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigT)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2011, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gusnspot-you-are-one-sick-fuck/589642/54 "2011-07-20T15:13:36Z")

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> [@Anaamika](#):
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> First of all, it’s probably exactly someone like GusNSpot who bitched out my mom for daring to hang an Indian flag next to the American flag, even though we had hung the Indian flag lower. There is a certain contingent of people who have an extraordinary attachment to the flag.

I’d gripe at you, too, if it was the country flag.

They’re _supposed_ to be the same height, with the U.S. flag on the right. 😃

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**Author:** ![NicePete](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ee7513/32.png) [@NicePete](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NicePete)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2011, 3:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gusnspot-you-are-one-sick-fuck/589642/55 "2011-07-20T15:25:24Z")

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Gotta love folks who love the flag more than what it stands for.

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**Author:** ![DianaG](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/7ab992/32.png) [@DianaG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DianaG)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2011, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gusnspot-you-are-one-sick-fuck/589642/56 "2011-07-20T15:28:50Z")

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Flag pretty. Flag make nice swishy noise. Flag make friends yell “YEAH!!!” and “USA!!! USA!!!” Flag easy to understand.

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**Author:** ![BellRungBookShut-CandleSnuffed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bcef8e/32.png) [@BellRungBookShut-CandleSnuffed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BellRungBookShut-CandleSnuffed)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2011, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gusnspot-you-are-one-sick-fuck/589642/57 "2011-07-20T17:01:03Z")

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> [@Indygrrl](#):
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> I don’t see what’s so eyeroll-worthy about believing in free speech. I’ll defend the right to say and do damn near anything that doesn’t directly harm another person. That’s one thing about this country that we do better than almost anyone else, and when anyone tries to limit that freedom it tells me they don’t understand “freedom” like they think they do.

Are Canada and the UK, for example, substantially limited in freedom then? I realize that the line between complete free speech and a slippery slope to fascism is perhaps a finer line than people would care to believe, but do you really think that laws limiting the most egregious acts of hate speech are bad? I know I’d feel better if we didn’t have to put up with backwater shitstains on the news telling me how much faggotry god will not put up with.

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**Author:** ![Drunky\_Smurf](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drunky_smurf/32/449_2.png) [@Drunky\_Smurf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drunky_Smurf)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2011, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gusnspot-you-are-one-sick-fuck/589642/58 "2011-07-20T17:19:41Z")

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> [@Indygrrl](#):
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> Either we have complete free speech, or we don’t have free speech at all.

> [@Indygrrl](#):
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> I’ll defend the right to **say and do damn near anything** that doesn’t directly harm another person.

So you agree we don’t have free speech at all since you yourself want to limit it.

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> That’s one thing about this country that we do better than almost anyone else, and when anyone tries to limit that freedom it tells me they don’t understand “freedom” like they think they do.

I don’t think you understand “freedom” like you think you do since you yourself want to limit it.

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**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2011, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gusnspot-you-are-one-sick-fuck/589642/59 "2011-07-20T17:28:57Z")

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Liberal hypocrisy! Everybody come see the Liberal Hypocrisy!

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**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2011, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gusnspot-you-are-one-sick-fuck/589642/60 "2011-07-20T18:15:10Z")

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As pennance \*\*Indygrrl \*\*is sentenced to shouting “FIRE!” in seven crowded theaters.  
Please report back by the weekend.

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