# GusNSpot, you are one sick fuck

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gusnspot-you-are-one-sick-fuck/589642>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [July 19, 2011, 11:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gusnspot-you-are-one-sick-fuck/589642 "2011-07-19T23:26:09Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2011, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gusnspot-you-are-one-sick-fuck/589642/61 "2011-07-20T18:25:13Z")

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Better still, she should do it in theaters showing Sarah Palins bio-puke, _The Undefeated._ Minimize the damage.

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**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2011, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gusnspot-you-are-one-sick-fuck/589642/62 "2011-07-20T18:27:40Z")

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nm

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**Author:** ![I\_Love\_Me\_Vol.I](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/i_love_me_vol.i/32/521_2.png) [@I\_Love\_Me\_Vol.I](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/I_Love_Me_Vol.I)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2011, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gusnspot-you-are-one-sick-fuck/589642/63 "2011-07-20T18:36:19Z")

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> [@GusNSpot](#):
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> Buy a flag, burn it.  
> Steal a flag and burn it, not so much.

Ahhh… so burning a bought-and-paid-for flag is cool; it’s STEALING a $10 piece of cloth and burning it that you would shoot a person for (if you knew you’d get away with it).

Well OK then. That’s different. I’m sure everyone here would do the same thing. Show’s over folks, get off this guy’s back.

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**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2011, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gusnspot-you-are-one-sick-fuck/589642/64 "2011-07-20T18:45:58Z")

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> [@jlzania](#):
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> But the real question is, is **GusNSpot** a baby boomer?

He’s just a moron.

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**Author:** ![Peremensoe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ce7236/32.png) [@Peremensoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Peremensoe)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2011, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gusnspot-you-are-one-sick-fuck/589642/65 "2011-07-20T18:50:12Z")

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Maybe I was assuming too much, but it seemed to me that **Indygrrl** ’s comment about “complete free speech” was in response to the idea that expression could be regulated on intended/inferred _message-content_ grounds (“I don’t believe desecrating the US of A flag should be covered by free speech”) rather than factors like venue/context (“crowded theater”), libel, copyright, and so forth.

And in that sense, I agree. Freedom of speech must include freedom for viewpoints we disagree with and find offensive, or there is no freedom.

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**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2011, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gusnspot-you-are-one-sick-fuck/589642/66 "2011-07-20T18:55:18Z")

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> [@Giraffe](#):
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> \<snip\> No matter how good a thread is, it could always be better with a little more nitpicking and pedantry. \<snip\>

I think that’s the motto for Great Debates, isn’t it?

> [@Anaamika](#):
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> \<snip\> Good Old Boys have driven this country to the brink of bankruptcy and they need to step aside and let some younger, smarter folks run the place.

I think the men who have driven your country to the brink of bankruptcy are plenty smart - they just use it for evil instead of good.

> [@BellRungBookShut-CandleSnuffed](#):
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> \<snip\>I know I’d feel better if we didn’t have to put up with backwater shitstains on the news telling me how much faggotry god will not put up with.

What are the units for measuring faggotry?

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**Author:** ![SmellMyWort](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ea5d25/32.png) [@SmellMyWort](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SmellMyWort)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2011, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gusnspot-you-are-one-sick-fuck/589642/67 "2011-07-20T19:52:19Z")

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> [@GusNSpot](#):
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> Buy a flag, burn it.  
> Steal a flag and burn it, not so much.
> 
> Thanks for the fun.

Haiku fail.

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**Author:** ![Contrapuntal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e274bd/32.png) [@Contrapuntal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Contrapuntal)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2011, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gusnspot-you-are-one-sick-fuck/589642/68 "2011-07-20T20:03:31Z")

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> [@Giraffe](#):
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> Thanks for pointing that out. No matter how good a thread is, it could always be better with a little more nitpicking and pedantry. Kudos.

It’s not pedantic to point out that this statement – _Either we have complete free speech, or we don’t have free speech at all_ – is factually incorrect. It’s not even close to being right. We have free speech, but it is by no means complete.

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**Author:** ![Giraffe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/giraffe/32/129_2.png) [@Giraffe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giraffe)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2011, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gusnspot-you-are-one-sick-fuck/589642/69 "2011-07-20T20:10:28Z")

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> [@Cat\_Whisperer](#):
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> What are the units for measuring faggotry?

Sticks?

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**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2011, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gusnspot-you-are-one-sick-fuck/589642/70 "2011-07-20T21:52:23Z")

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When flag burning is made a crime, only criminals will burn flags.

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**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2011, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gusnspot-you-are-one-sick-fuck/589642/71 "2011-07-20T21:53:55Z")

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> [@Omg\_a\_Black\_Conservative](#):
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> So what’s burning an American flag symbolic of?

“I’m cold.”

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**Author:** ![Telemark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/telemark/32/372_2.png) [@Telemark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telemark)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2011, 10:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gusnspot-you-are-one-sick-fuck/589642/72 "2011-07-20T22:03:47Z")

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> [@Monty](#):
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> He’s just a moron.

He’s not _just_ a moron. He’s a moron with a gun.

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**Author:** ![MandaJo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ac91a4/32.png) [@MandaJo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MandaJo)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2011, 10:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gusnspot-you-are-one-sick-fuck/589642/73 "2011-07-20T22:09:37Z")

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> [@Giraffe](#):
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> Sticks?

Is that imperial or metric?

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**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2011, 10:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gusnspot-you-are-one-sick-fuck/589642/74 "2011-07-20T22:23:46Z")

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> [@Giraffe](#):
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> Sticks?

I was thinking more along the lines of something pink and glittery, but that works, too.

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**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2011, 10:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gusnspot-you-are-one-sick-fuck/589642/75 "2011-07-20T22:27:49Z")

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_Fl-ounces?_

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**Author:** ![Kobal2](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kobal2/32/20_2.png) [@Kobal2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kobal2)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2011, 10:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gusnspot-you-are-one-sick-fuck/589642/76 "2011-07-20T22:33:23Z")

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> [@Lobohan](#):
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> I would shoot someone who looked like he was about to shoot someone for burning a flag.
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> Hypothetically.

Is Hitler involved, and is he covered in glue ?

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**Author:** ![Suil\_Dubh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/85f322/32.png) [@Suil\_Dubh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Suil_Dubh)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2011, 11:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gusnspot-you-are-one-sick-fuck/589642/77 "2011-07-20T23:55:43Z")

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> [@Happy\_Lendervedder](#):
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> Oh that’s perfectly ok, cuz you’re not wiping your ass \*with \*the flag, rather you’re wiping the flag off your ass.

_golf clap_

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**Author:** ![Alan\_Smithee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/2acd7d/32.png) [@Alan\_Smithee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alan_Smithee)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2011, 12:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gusnspot-you-are-one-sick-fuck/589642/78 "2011-07-21T00:34:33Z")

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> [@Jack\_Batty](#):
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> _Fl-ounces?_

Win.

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**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2011, 12:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gusnspot-you-are-one-sick-fuck/589642/79 "2011-07-21T00:39:39Z")

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[Not Knowing What Else To Do, Woman Bakes American-Flag Cake](http://www.theonion.com/articles/not-knowing-what-else-to-do-woman-bakes-americanfl,221/)

> [@Cat\_Whisperer](#):
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> I was thinking more along the lines of something pink and glittery, but that works, too.

Just buy frosted pink lipstick and you’re good to go.

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**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2011, 1:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gusnspot-you-are-one-sick-fuck/589642/80 "2011-07-21T01:45:26Z")

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> [@Cat\_Whisperer](#):
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> What are the units for measuring faggotry?

Why wouldn’t it be [faggot](http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/fagot)?

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