# Guten Morgen MMP **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Tags:** mmp\ **Created:** [April 23, 2012, 5:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guten-morgen-mmp/619667 "2012-04-23T05:12:01Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 10
**Author:** ![Quasimodem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/e274bd/32.png) [@Quasimodem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quasimodem)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2012, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guten-morgen-mmp/619667/181 "2012-04-27T19:13:57Z")
So since I posted here, am I a member or do I have to be hosed…errr… _hazed_? 🙂 Q ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2012, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guten-morgen-mmp/619667/182 "2012-04-27T19:33:16Z")
**Quasi** the second you posted you became a Mumper. Actually the second you clicked on the MMP you became a Mumper. Furthermore the second you even considered clickin’ on the MMP you became a Mumper. One of us! One of us! One of us! One of us!😃 ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21825_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2012, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guten-morgen-mmp/619667/183 "2012-04-27T20:01:49Z")
\*\*Quasi \*\*- There is no hazing here, but there is a standing requirement that I get a chocolate love offering, **swampy** , **BBBobbio** , and \*\*doggio \*\*get beerverages, and if you make too many attempts to stay on topic, such as it is, you risk being ridiculed with a severe _neener neener neener_. Not that it’s ever been an issue since staying on topic is not the strong suit of the MMP. Welcome to our little playground, where we out MPSIMS the regular MPSIMS every single day. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Quasimodem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/e274bd/32.png) [@Quasimodem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quasimodem)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2012, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guten-morgen-mmp/619667/184 "2012-04-27T20:06:11Z")
**FCM** , As long as we’ve known each other, have you ever noticed me stay on topic?😉 Hell, I hijack my _own_ threads about 75% of the time!😃 Quasi ---
**Author:** ![IvoryTowerDenizen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ivorytowerdenizen/32/17937_2.png) [@IvoryTowerDenizen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IvoryTowerDenizen)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2012, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guten-morgen-mmp/619667/185 "2012-04-27T20:18:14Z")
Howdy! ---
**Author:** ![VunderBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/839c29/32.png) [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2012, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guten-morgen-mmp/619667/186 "2012-04-27T20:36:21Z")
> [@Quasimodem](#): > > **FCM** , > > As long as we’ve known each other, have you ever noticed me stay on topic?😉 > > Hell, I hijack my _own_ threads about 75% of the time!😃 > > Quasi Then you’ll fit right in. ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21825_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2012, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guten-morgen-mmp/619667/187 "2012-04-27T20:49:20Z")
I forgot to say YAY to \*\*Soapy \*\*- so glad your mom is doing better. Guess several of us are in the worrying-about-parental-units stage of life. When we stayed with my inlaws a couple of weeks ago, I was noticing how old they are. Yeah, I know, they’re in their 80s, but it seems all of a sudden that simple things like carrying slightly heavy items is almost beyond them. Our shiny new oil tank is installed and working. Just hope we don’t get a cold snap - heh! The stuff for drilling the well will show up Monday night and the driller will be here bright and early on Tuesday to make a new hole in our yard. Then the guys who put in the new pipe to the house will do their thing on Weds, so come Weds night, we’ll have water!!! YAY!! OK, we do have water now, but at very low pressure. Time to fire up the grill! ---
**Author:** ![VunderBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/839c29/32.png) [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2012, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guten-morgen-mmp/619667/188 "2012-04-27T21:10:55Z")
The leviathan that is the property management company is becoming dimly aware of the VunderBob gadfly buzzing around. Contractor lady is royally pissed that I’m refusing to sign her paperwork, and has forwarded my ‘go to hell’ mail to the corporate office. As Og and VBob both have intended… 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Catamount](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/catamount/32/2840_2.png) [@Catamount](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Catamount)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2012, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guten-morgen-mmp/619667/189 "2012-04-27T21:18:49Z")
> [@swampbear](#): > > **Quasi** the second you posted you became a Mumper. Actually the second you clicked on the MMP you became a Mumper. Furthermore the second you even considered clickin’ on the MMP you became a Mumper. One of us! One of us! One of us! One of us!😃 [A loving cup! A loving cup! Gooble gobble!](http://youtu.be/bBXyB7niEc0) Hooray for **SoapyFam**! **Bobbio** , are you providing the popcorn and lawnchairs for the upcoming cage fight between you and the Leviathan or do we have to bring our own? ---
**Author:** ![phouka](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c5a1d2/32.png) [@phouka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/phouka)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2012, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guten-morgen-mmp/619667/190 "2012-04-27T21:28:17Z")
I got a haircut. For the first time in 20+ years, I officially have bangs. It’s freaking me out. Hair! On my face! GAH! ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2012, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guten-morgen-mmp/619667/191 "2012-04-27T21:33:57Z")
**Spaz** that was ummmmmm… special. 😃 I say we grill burgers and have a cooler full of beer and soft drinks, sit back and watch the **BBBobbio** vs Leviathan cage match to the death. My money’s on **BBBobbio**. **kanga** I have hair on my face too. I call it a beard. The General’s dindin has been consumed and packin’ is even almost done. Go Us! ---
**Author:** ![VunderBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/839c29/32.png) [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2012, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guten-morgen-mmp/619667/192 "2012-04-27T21:45:13Z")
> [@SpazCat](#): > > [A loving cup! A loving cup! Gooble gobble!](http://youtu.be/bBXyB7niEc0) > > Hooray for **SoapyFam**! > > **Bobbio** , are you providing the popcorn and lawnchairs for the upcoming cage fight between you and the Leviathan or do we have to bring our own? I’m short on lawnchairs, so bring your own. Popcorn for everyone!!! **Spaz** , if we ever get to the point where we count \*\*Eve \*\*as a Mumper, you must link to that again. She’s a big fan of that movie. ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2012, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guten-morgen-mmp/619667/193 "2012-04-27T22:12:23Z")
> [@SpazCat](#): > > [A loving cup! A loving cup! Gooble gobble!](http://youtu.be/bBXyB7niEc0) I never knew that was where that was from! Thank you! . . . . . . I think . . . :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2012, 10:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guten-morgen-mmp/619667/194 "2012-04-27T22:30:43Z")
> [@anyrose](#): > > I never knew that was where that was from! Thank you! . . . > . . . I think . . . :rolleyes: Don’t the Freaks kill the “bad guy” at the end of the[movie?](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Freaks) Just sayin’. ---
**Author:** ![IvoryTowerDenizen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ivorytowerdenizen/32/17937_2.png) [@IvoryTowerDenizen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IvoryTowerDenizen)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2012, 11:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guten-morgen-mmp/619667/195 "2012-04-27T23:00:49Z")
> [@SpazCat](#): > > [A loving cup! A loving cup! Gooble gobble!](http://youtu.be/bBXyB7niEc0) > > Hooray for **SoapyFam**! > > **Bobbio** , are you providing the popcorn and lawnchairs for the upcoming cage fight between you and the Leviathan or do we have to bring our own? Thanks… And your link? What the heck was that? ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21825_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2012, 11:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guten-morgen-mmp/619667/196 "2012-04-27T23:02:35Z")
Grilled weenies/brats were yum. Now I’m going to work on my latest afghan till I fall asleep. If you don’t see me till late tomorrow, that’s because I’ll be at the [USA Science & Engineering Festival Expo](http://www.usasciencefestival.org/) in DC. It looks like it’ll be Nerdalicious!! 😃 _ **MWAH!** _ ---
**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2012, 11:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guten-morgen-mmp/619667/197 "2012-04-27T23:07:51Z")
Hi! Just letting you know I’m not dead or in the drunk tank. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![gardentraveler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gardentraveler/32/3576_2.png) [@gardentraveler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gardentraveler)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2012, 12:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guten-morgen-mmp/619667/198 "2012-04-28T00:28:43Z")
Hi everyone. Huge project from heck is in the home stretch. Everyone is making changes over the weekend, so I’m on call, but after that, it’s on to large but less annoying projects. Yay! (Keep appendages crossed for a quiet weekend, please.) Sorry about the lost marketing gig, **rosie**. Maybe next year? Nice to see signs of life, **doggio**. Welcome, **Quasi**. If you see nicknames that don’t make sense, it’s just us being silly. Am eating fancy frozen pizza and beer for din din. Had ice cream as an appetizer. Will be going for a walk shortly. Hugs all. GT ---
**Author:** ![congodwarf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e36b37/32.png) [@congodwarf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/congodwarf)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2012, 2:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guten-morgen-mmp/619667/199 "2012-04-28T02:51:45Z")
Have not read because comprehension is too low. Just a few updates and then I head back to the hole of spring cold season… The mortgage refinance I first mentioned in January (the one they called and asked if we wanted) will be finalized on Monday. That’s it for my exciting life for now. Time to take my sinuses back to the couch for a little doggy snuggle and pathetic whining (from me)…oh and deeeeeeeep hurrrrttttiiinnnnggggg rosie’s sig to all!! ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2012, 10:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guten-morgen-mmp/619667/200 "2012-04-28T10:16:37Z")
Good Mornin’ Y’all! Up and caffienatin’. _YAWN_ 'Tis 60 Amurrkin out with a predicted high of 90. In Ye Olde Hometowne where we shall be headed in a little while it’s 55 Amurrkin out with a predicted high of 86. Should we pack our woolies? 😃 Sorry about you not gettin’ reappointed Marketing Coordinator **Rosie**. Their loss, I say. Yay of the refi **shortdrum**! Have fun at the nerd show **MOOOOOOM**! 😃 Appropriate/inappropriate appendages crossed for a quiet weekend **gt**. Now I need more caffiene. Also need to wake up the slumberin’ giant. We’re gonna grab a bizkit at the Hardee’s in large and in charge Dawson, Jawja. Love me some Hardee’s bizkits! Anywho need to get some caffiene in OYKW and then we need to purtify. Big weddin’ doin’s await! I’ll try to sneak in a post or two durin’ the day if’n I can. Happy Sattidy Y’all! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guten-morgen-mmp/619667.md?page=9) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guten-morgen-mmp/619667.md?page=11)