# Guy Stuff 3: The search for 2 **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [February 29, 2000, 3:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff-3-the-search-for-2/14497 "2000-02-29T03:48:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Surgoshan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e95f7d/32.png) [@Surgoshan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Surgoshan)\ **Post date:** [February 29, 2000, 3:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff-3-the-search-for-2/14497/1 "2000-02-29T03:48:00Z")
Well, since Guy Stuff is too damn big for its own good, here you go. As an update: The Dopers stole a spaceship from the American government and met some aliens and from them learned the secret of a ‘Fountain of Tequila’, that is, a never ending supply of Tequila, through matter creation (fuck Einstein). I then decided to build some nifty spaceships of my own, specifically designed for partying (hot tubs, pools, well stocked bars…) and was about to take off with them. Of course, the board designers never intended for a thread to break 1000 posts, so the other one must fade into a happy oblivion. Of course, we can’t just let the party die, can we? * * * I sold my soul to Satan for a dollar. I got it in the mail. ---
**Author:** ![PurpleCrackwhore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/9fc348/32.png) [@PurpleCrackwhore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PurpleCrackwhore)\ **Post date:** [February 29, 2000, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff-3-the-search-for-2/14497/2 "2000-02-29T03:53:00Z")
:strips off her clothes and heads for the hot tub:: Where are the margaritas Surg? * * * I really try to be good but it just isn’t in my nature! ---
**Author:** ![Bluepony](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Bluepony](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bluepony)\ **Post date:** [February 29, 2000, 4:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff-3-the-search-for-2/14497/3 "2000-02-29T04:03:00Z")
:::seeing PCW get in tub::: “Pool Boy!! My snorkel, fins, and Touche Turtle hand puppet, quickly!!” “And hurry with the margaritas!!” * * * _…send lawyers, guns, and money…_ ``` Warren Zevon ``` ---
**Author:** ![purrplebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/90ced4/32.png) [@purrplebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purrplebear)\ **Post date:** [February 29, 2000, 4:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff-3-the-search-for-2/14497/4 "2000-02-29T04:13:00Z")
I’m right behind you, PCW! _SPLASH_ bring on the frozen margaritas… WOW! that’s hot! _sizzle…sizzle_ * * * Life is teaching you some painful lessons. But it is from adversity that strength is born. You may have lost the inning, but I know you’ll win the game. ---
**Author:** ![PurpleCrackwhore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/9fc348/32.png) [@PurpleCrackwhore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PurpleCrackwhore)\ **Post date:** [February 29, 2000, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff-3-the-search-for-2/14497/5 "2000-02-29T04:15:00Z")
Wow purplebear…those things really do float don’t they? 😃 * * * I really try to be good but it just isn’t in my nature! ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [February 29, 2000, 4:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff-3-the-search-for-2/14497/6 "2000-02-29T04:21:00Z")
Now wait just a feckin’ John Wayne minute here – margaritas and hot tubs? We’ll not be totin’ any damnable yuppie baggage into the great beyond. Somebody throw them folks a brew and teach ‘em how to belch proper. (I swear by the saints, ya try to have a simple little intergalactic party and the feckin’ beautification committee moves in and starts tryin’ ta gentrify the place . . . ) Dr. Watson “Nothing seems to hang on like it used to.” ---
**Author:** ![PurpleCrackwhore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/9fc348/32.png) [@PurpleCrackwhore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PurpleCrackwhore)\ **Post date:** [February 29, 2000, 4:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff-3-the-search-for-2/14497/7 "2000-02-29T04:23:00Z")
Pony??? that is a very odd looking one-eyed purple turtle hon, I think the water might be a bit to hot for your puppet. * * * I really try to be good but it just isn’t in my nature! ---
**Author:** ![Ruffian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/71e660/32.png) [@Ruffian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ruffian)\ **Post date:** [February 29, 2000, 4:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff-3-the-search-for-2/14497/8 "2000-02-29T04:29:00Z")
Hello, I’m the sexy ingenue being introduced in the sequel. I serve no purpose but titillation. ::removes clothes and joins PCW in the tub:: ::giggles:: Oooh, the bubbles make me feel so … _funny!_ Ooh, these things sure float, don’t they? Nature flotation devices, they are… * * * Teaching: The ultimate birth control method. [Laura’s Stuff and Things](http://members.aol.com/lrconaway) ---
**Author:** ![Sylence](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b19c9b/32.png) [@Sylence](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sylence)\ **Post date:** [February 29, 2000, 4:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff-3-the-search-for-2/14497/9 "2000-02-29T04:35:00Z")
And I’m a supporting character in a red shirt. My job is to die messily on command. – Sylence * * * If a bird doesn’t sing, I’ll wait until it sings. - Tokugawa Ieyasu ---
**Author:** ![PurpleCrackwhore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/9fc348/32.png) [@PurpleCrackwhore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PurpleCrackwhore)\ **Post date:** [February 29, 2000, 4:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff-3-the-search-for-2/14497/10 "2000-02-29T04:37:00Z")
LOL Syl…I thought your supporting role was for the floatation devices 😉 * * * I really try to be good but it just isn’t in my nature! ---
**Author:** ![purrplebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/90ced4/32.png) [@purrplebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purrplebear)\ **Post date:** [February 29, 2000, 4:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff-3-the-search-for-2/14497/11 "2000-02-29T04:43:00Z")
Yes, I know. I’ll never be in danger of drowning, will I? Hey! I can belch with the best of ya’s! just give me a little more to drink and I’ll prove it! I don’t want a brew, prefer my own poison, thank ‘ou ver’ muchhhh!!! Oh, and where’d that flyboy VB get to now? Say, Pony, what’s that??? it’s waking up, whatever it is…_hic_ _BELLCCHHHHHHHHHH!!!_ sorry! * * * Life is teaching you some painful lessons. But it is from adversity that strength is born. You may have lost the inning, but I know you’ll win the game. ---
**Author:** ![PurpleCrackwhore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/9fc348/32.png) [@PurpleCrackwhore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PurpleCrackwhore)\ **Post date:** [February 29, 2000, 4:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff-3-the-search-for-2/14497/12 "2000-02-29T04:46:00Z")
Ruffian…hon. I do believe the hot tub has enough bubbles of it’s own… Geez girl what did you eat last night??? * * * I really try to be good but it just isn’t in my nature! ---
**Author:** ![Vestal\_Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/5e9695/32.png) [@Vestal\_Blue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vestal_Blue)\ **Post date:** [February 29, 2000, 4:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff-3-the-search-for-2/14497/13 "2000-02-29T04:55:00Z")
\< VB strips off his flight suit and does a graceful swan dive into the Hot tub, landing face first in PBs lap \> Hot Diggety Damn! Guy Stuff Lives! Bwahahahah…_Gurgle!_ * * * VB Changing my Sigline again 'cause Vebs’tummy is all better now! ---
**Author:** ![Shadowfox](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c89c15/32.png) [@Shadowfox](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shadowfox)\ **Post date:** [February 29, 2000, 5:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff-3-the-search-for-2/14497/14 "2000-02-29T05:03:00Z")
Shadowfox appears in the middle of the room, thinking to herself “Thank God they installed a transporter on this ship”. She quickly eyes the hot tub, decides that there too many females and not enough males in there, and heads over to the keg. After five or six beers have gone down, she decides that the captain looks bored, so she rips off her shirt and sits on his lap and starts whispering sweet nuthings in his ear. * * * Shadowfox “The dead have risen, and they’re voting Republican!” - Bart Simpson ---
**Author:** ![PurpleCrackwhore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/9fc348/32.png) [@PurpleCrackwhore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PurpleCrackwhore)\ **Post date:** [February 29, 2000, 5:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff-3-the-search-for-2/14497/15 "2000-02-29T05:04:00Z")
Now this is the way spacecraft should be built! Sucks down another margarita. * * * I really try to be good but it just isn’t in my nature! ---
**Author:** ![Bluepony](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Bluepony](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bluepony)\ **Post date:** [February 29, 2000, 5:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff-3-the-search-for-2/14497/16 "2000-02-29T05:08:00Z")
::removing Purplebear’s or PCW’s flotation device holder from snorkel:: Not that I really care, having fresh frozen 'rita in hand and slightly soggy hand puppet in other, but who’s minding the bridge? And why does that stupid red light keep flashing?? * * * _…send lawyers, guns, and money…_ ``` Warren Zevon ``` ---
**Author:** ![PurpleCrackwhore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/9fc348/32.png) [@PurpleCrackwhore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PurpleCrackwhore)\ **Post date:** [February 29, 2000, 5:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff-3-the-search-for-2/14497/17 "2000-02-29T05:13:00Z")
::watches the light and begins to be hypnotized:: I am getting sleepy * * * I really try to be good but it just isn’t in my nature! ---
**Author:** ![purrplebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/90ced4/32.png) [@purrplebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purrplebear)\ **Post date:** [February 29, 2000, 5:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff-3-the-search-for-2/14497/18 "2000-02-29T05:14:00Z")
Why, how nice of you to DROP in, VB! to my lap, that is… hehehe… Now that you’re here, hand me the squishy thing to lather myself up with… oh, and someone hand me 'nother margar…margarITA, yeah, that’s it! \ Hey, that tickles!!! * * * Life is teaching you some painful lessons. But it is from adversity that strength is born. You may have lost the inning, but I know you’ll win the game. ---
**Author:** ![purrplebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/90ced4/32.png) [@purrplebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purrplebear)\ **Post date:** [February 29, 2000, 5:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff-3-the-search-for-2/14497/19 "2000-02-29T05:17:00Z")
What little red light, Pony?? Oh, you mean that one??? \ oops! I wasn’t 'sposed to touch that, I think! * * * Life is teaching you some painful lessons. But it is from adversity that strength is born. You may have lost the inning, but I know you’ll win the game. ---
**Author:** ![Vestal\_Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/5e9695/32.png) [@Vestal\_Blue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vestal_Blue)\ **Post date:** [February 29, 2000, 5:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff-3-the-search-for-2/14497/20 "2000-02-29T05:18:00Z")
Hey! It is _not_ squishy! Oh, you mean _this!_ Oops! heh heh… * * * VB Cowabunga Buffalo Bob! [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff-3-the-search-for-2/14497.md?page=2)