### Author:  [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)
#### Post date: [August 25, 2000, 11:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff-iii-chicks-thongs-and-yummy-butt-crack-sweat-for-vb/30777/1 "2000-08-25T23:43:30Z")
Vestal Blue and purplebear should be along momentarily…
::Hangs the purple panties, black cotton panties, French cut undies and thong out the window so the Dopers’ll know which house the party’s in::
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### Author:  [@Demo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Demo)
#### Post date: [August 25, 2000, 11:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff-iii-chicks-thongs-and-yummy-butt-crack-sweat-for-vb/30777/2 "2000-08-25T23:47:27Z")
You sick bastard! Let it go, man. Just let…it…g- Hey! Is that _BEER_???
Woo hooo!!!
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### Author:  [@purrplebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purrplebear)
#### Post date: [August 26, 2000, 12:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff-iii-chicks-thongs-and-yummy-butt-crack-sweat-for-vb/30777/3 "2000-08-26T00:21:27Z")
I’m here!! I’m here!!! Now, where are the goodies?
Oh, is that the hot tub from Guy Stuff II I see? \
Ahhhhhh… 😃
Somebody hand me a 151 and coke, please? Too bad VB had to go home so soon. It’s just getting interesting.
And, Chief, you know I didn’t mean what I said in the other thread. _smooooch_
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### Author:  [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)
#### Post date: [August 26, 2000, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff-iii-chicks-thongs-and-yummy-butt-crack-sweat-for-vb/30777/4 "2000-08-26T00:45:43Z")
You people disgust me. I’ll have no part in thi - DEMO! VB! _ **PB!!!** _ This is a side of you I’ve never seen before!
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### Author:  [@Shadowfox](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shadowfox)
#### Post date: [August 26, 2000, 12:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff-iii-chicks-thongs-and-yummy-butt-crack-sweat-for-vb/30777/5 "2000-08-26T00:46:05Z")
Hey! Can I join this little party?
Strips down to show off her genuine faux rhinestone-studded bikini with tassels.
If you would, kind sirs, please hand me a margarita? I’m positively parched…
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### Author:  [@Anniz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anniz)
#### Post date: [August 26, 2000, 12:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff-iii-chicks-thongs-and-yummy-butt-crack-sweat-for-vb/30777/6 "2000-08-26T00:47:13Z")
Here you have a pair of mine to your collection.
or to whoever whants them.
[http://www.finunder.se/prod\_img/Ab160042b.jpg](http://www.finunder.se/prod_img/Ab160042b.jpg)
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### Author:  [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)
#### Post date: [August 26, 2000, 12:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff-iii-chicks-thongs-and-yummy-butt-crack-sweat-for-vb/30777/7 "2000-08-26T00:53:30Z")
::Quickly quaffs a beer and flips **PB** upside-down::
**iamapunha** , have you seen _this_ side of bear? This is her funnest side!
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### Author:  [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)
#### Post date: [August 26, 2000, 12:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff-iii-chicks-thongs-and-yummy-butt-crack-sweat-for-vb/30777/8 "2000-08-26T00:55:13Z")
_wanders in_
Is this a private party, or can anyone play??
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### Author:  [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)
#### Post date: [August 26, 2000, 12:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff-iii-chicks-thongs-and-yummy-butt-crack-sweat-for-vb/30777/9 "2000-08-26T00:57:03Z")
> [@](#):
>
> \*Originally posted by ChiefScott \*
> \*\ ***iampunha** , have you seen _this_ side of bear? This is her funnest side! \*\*
Oh dear . . . I’m afraid all I ever saw of her was her front. I had tried SO hard to believe she was one-sided. Now I know just how many sides she has . . . oh dear. And her daughter’s related, too.
Falcon, obviously if they let me in they’ll have a problem not letting you in!
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### Author:  [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)
#### Post date: [August 26, 2000, 12:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff-iii-chicks-thongs-and-yummy-butt-crack-sweat-for-vb/30777/10 "2000-08-26T00:57:28Z")
Whoa!
Hey, birdie! Posting from the hotel? You got any pictures like **Anniz**?
Pffffft!
::Pops and swigs another beer laying the proper groundwork for tomorrow::
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### Author:  [@tiggeril](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tiggeril)
#### Post date: [August 26, 2000, 12:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff-iii-chicks-thongs-and-yummy-butt-crack-sweat-for-vb/30777/11 "2000-08-26T00:59:37Z")
::sashays in::
WELL! Looks like this is the place to be. I never thought I’d see your prudish side, iampunha…
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### Author:  [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)
#### Post date: [August 26, 2000, 1:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff-iii-chicks-thongs-and-yummy-butt-crack-sweat-for-vb/30777/12 "2000-08-26T01:03:44Z")
My prudish side? I haven’t even been NEAR the pool!
And what are you doing off that couch? I thought you were asleep!
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### Author:  [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)
#### Post date: [August 26, 2000, 1:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff-iii-chicks-thongs-and-yummy-butt-crack-sweat-for-vb/30777/13 "2000-08-26T01:04:54Z")
The wonderful thing about **tiggeril** s is…
They get nekkid! Now hop to it!
And somebody fetch me another beer, please. I can’t move with **bear** ’s head between my legs!
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### Author:  [@SmoothOperator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SmoothOperator)
#### Post date: [August 26, 2000, 1:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff-iii-chicks-thongs-and-yummy-butt-crack-sweat-for-vb/30777/14 "2000-08-26T01:05:07Z")
I’m missing the Norfolk dopefest IRL, but I’m not going to miss this party. Yeah!
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### Author:  [@tiggeril](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tiggeril)
#### Post date: [August 26, 2000, 1:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff-iii-chicks-thongs-and-yummy-butt-crack-sweat-for-vb/30777/15 "2000-08-26T01:09:02Z")
_Out of the corner of her eye, tiggeril sees ChiefScott sneaking up behind her. Before she realizes what’s happening, she’s standing in her Victoria’s Secrets…_
Well, I guess it’s fairly obvious what I’m doing off the couch.
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### Author:  [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)
#### Post date: [August 26, 2000, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff-iii-chicks-thongs-and-yummy-butt-crack-sweat-for-vb/30777/16 "2000-08-26T01:15:23Z")
In juxtaposition with me, who’s _up_ off the couch!
Where’s my beer?
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### Author:  [@tiggeril](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tiggeril)
#### Post date: [August 26, 2000, 1:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff-iii-chicks-thongs-and-yummy-butt-crack-sweat-for-vb/30777/17 "2000-08-26T01:17:01Z")
here’s your beer, sweetie
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### Author:  [@Demo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Demo)
#### Post date: [August 26, 2000, 1:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff-iii-chicks-thongs-and-yummy-butt-crack-sweat-for-vb/30777/18 "2000-08-26T01:20:25Z")
Fuck! I’m drinking **Miller**! I _must_ be in the right place!
Hey! You! Get your head out from between Chief’s legs you sicko!!!
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### Author:  [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)
#### Post date: [August 26, 2000, 1:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff-iii-chicks-thongs-and-yummy-butt-crack-sweat-for-vb/30777/19 "2000-08-26T01:20:57Z")
Sheesh!
You leave a thread alone 15 bloody minutes . . .
Someone want to point me toward the kiddie drinks?
Chief, get laid. And no, I’m not offering. I’m strongly suggesting. Get offline and into a room:D
GDRLH!
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### Author:  [@tiggeril](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tiggeril)
#### Post date: [August 26, 2000, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff-iii-chicks-thongs-and-yummy-butt-crack-sweat-for-vb/30777/20 "2000-08-26T01:26:22Z")
::hands iampunha a Coke, and helps herself to the Diet. Dr. Pepper::
Uh. are you sure you want to suggest that?
Uh, oh.
::looks for a place to hide::
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