# Guy stuff III: chicks, thongs, and yummy butt crack sweat (For VB) **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 25, 2000, 11:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff-iii-chicks-thongs-and-yummy-butt-crack-sweat-for-vb/30777 "2000-08-25T23:43:30Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![ChiefScott](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58f4c7/32.png) [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2000, 1:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff-iii-chicks-thongs-and-yummy-butt-crack-sweat-for-vb/30777/21 "2000-08-26T01:31:14Z")
This _is_ my room! And I need a beer coozie. Oh **Falcon** , bring those breasts over here! ---
**Author:** ![Shadowfox](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c89c15/32.png) [@Shadowfox](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shadowfox)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2000, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff-iii-chicks-thongs-and-yummy-butt-crack-sweat-for-vb/30777/22 "2000-08-26T01:34:15Z")
AHEM! I’m still waiting for my margarita… Sheesh, the service here is terrible. ---
**Author:** ![ChiefScott](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58f4c7/32.png) [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2000, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff-iii-chicks-thongs-and-yummy-butt-crack-sweat-for-vb/30777/23 "2000-08-26T01:39:14Z")
::Throws a beer bong into **S-fox** ’s mouth, dumps in half a pitcher of margaritas:: Wow! She swallows! ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2000, 1:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff-iii-chicks-thongs-and-yummy-butt-crack-sweat-for-vb/30777/24 "2000-08-26T01:45:33Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by tiggeril \* > \*\*::hands iampunha a Coke, and helps herself to the Diet. Dr. Pepper:: > \*\* Actually, ::exchanges Coke for Root Beer, which is his all-time favorite, slightly edging out Cream Soda:: . . . there we go. Now suppose we put some more clothes on you [smiley deleted by - er, for ChiefScott]. Now let’s get away from ChiefScott, as he looks a bit antsy . . . ---
**Author:** ![jjjfishe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/46a35a/32.png) [@jjjfishe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjjfishe)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2000, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff-iii-chicks-thongs-and-yummy-butt-crack-sweat-for-vb/30777/25 "2000-08-26T01:52:31Z")
WooHoo… a party! Hey Chiefscott… I brought you ummm this huge watermelon I have here in my arms… We can cut a hole in it and pour vodka in it. YUMMY! ::Casually strolls around the place:: What’s up Iampunha? Nice to see you tiggeril! Long time no see Falcon! Why are there panties lying around everywhere? Ummm… what kind of party is this again? ---
**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2000, 2:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff-iii-chicks-thongs-and-yummy-butt-crack-sweat-for-vb/30777/26 "2000-08-26T02:02:23Z")
First off, yep, I have the laptop with me. So I can post from the hotel. _grins_ Hell, we can have a “as it happens” thread for the Dopefest tomorrow… Second, a BEER COOZIE? You WISH, sailorboy!!! Now go fetch me a margarita, dammit! _slides into hot tub_ (Of course, I just got OUT of the hot tub here at the hotel…) Third, yo Chief! Just tried to call, but they said you were gone for the night…gimme a call if you can. ---
**Author:** ![tiggeril](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tiggeril/32/7234_2.png) [@tiggeril](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tiggeril)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2000, 2:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff-iii-chicks-thongs-and-yummy-butt-crack-sweat-for-vb/30777/27 "2000-08-26T02:02:44Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by iampunha \* > **Now suppose we put some more clothes on you** If you insist… _rips off iampunha’s shirt and puts it on_ It’s a little big, but it’ll work. \*\* > [@](#): > > Now let’s get away from ChiefScott, as he looks a bit antsy . . . \*\* _tiggeril sidles away_ ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2000, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff-iii-chicks-thongs-and-yummy-butt-crack-sweat-for-vb/30777/28 "2000-08-26T02:07:00Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Falcon \* > \*\*Now go fetch me a margarita, dammit! \*\* I hope we can all understand why I first read this as felch, not fetch. Tiggeril, I meant your own clothes . . . but I don’t see anyone objecting. And why would my shirt be a bit big for you? Your chest is larger than mine. ---
**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2000, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff-iii-chicks-thongs-and-yummy-butt-crack-sweat-for-vb/30777/29 "2000-08-26T02:09:32Z")
:::Persephone rushes in breathlessly::: Dammit! Give me those panties! :::yanks French cut panties from the sill::: I was just driving by this place with my _husband and children,_ on our way to Discovery Zone for some _good, clean, wholesome family entertainment,_ when all of a sudden I see _my_ panties hanging from a window! Jesus! Now I’ve got some explaining to do! Help me think of an exc…oh no. Shadowfox, you _get away from me_ with that lighter and 151. You just stay away. …_must…not…light…hand…on…fire…_ ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2000, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff-iii-chicks-thongs-and-yummy-butt-crack-sweat-for-vb/30777/30 "2000-08-26T02:16:48Z")
Persephone, you wanna explain this beaver-ish thing your son is playing with? ---
**Author:** ![tiggeril](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tiggeril/32/7234_2.png) [@tiggeril](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tiggeril)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2000, 2:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff-iii-chicks-thongs-and-yummy-butt-crack-sweat-for-vb/30777/31 "2000-08-26T02:25:24Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by iampunha \* > \*\* And why would my shirt be a bit big for you? Your chest is larger than mine. \*\* Why, thank you :D… I meant height-wise, by the way ---
**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2000, 2:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff-iii-chicks-thongs-and-yummy-butt-crack-sweat-for-vb/30777/32 "2000-08-26T02:25:27Z")
_Christ!_ What is my son doing in here? Oh wait. There’s women, fire, and beer in here. Sigh. Okay, he can have a beer. But if you guys decide to start lighting farts, just aim away from the baby, please. And we should probably keep the wombat away from him too. ---
**Author:** ![xizor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xizor/32/102_2.png) [@xizor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xizor)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2000, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff-iii-chicks-thongs-and-yummy-butt-crack-sweat-for-vb/30777/33 "2000-08-26T02:31:44Z")
I’m here, and I brought the caterers from Hooters. Now where is Anniz, I must get a better look at those panties… ---
**Author:** ![Demo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/demo/32/8472_2.png) [@Demo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Demo)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2000, 2:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff-iii-chicks-thongs-and-yummy-butt-crack-sweat-for-vb/30777/34 "2000-08-26T02:45:28Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Persephone \* > \*\*_Christ!_ What is my son doing in here? > > Oh wait. There’s women, fire, and beer in here. > > Sigh. Okay, he can have a beer. But if you guys decide to start lighting farts, just aim away from the baby, please. And we should probably keep the wombat away from him too. \*\* C’mere boy! Now hit me! Really…hit me as hard as you can. OUCH! ---
**Author:** ![tiggeril](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tiggeril/32/7234_2.png) [@tiggeril](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tiggeril)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2000, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff-iii-chicks-thongs-and-yummy-butt-crack-sweat-for-vb/30777/35 "2000-08-26T02:50:00Z")
::heads to the food, gets some wings, bitch-slaps a Hooters girl:: Skank. ::flounces off:: ---
**Author:** ![xizor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xizor/32/102_2.png) [@xizor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xizor)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2000, 2:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff-iii-chicks-thongs-and-yummy-butt-crack-sweat-for-vb/30777/36 "2000-08-26T02:53:30Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by tiggeril \* > **bitch-slaps a Hooters girl** For some reason, that strikes me as extremely hilarious. ---
**Author:** ![tiggeril](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tiggeril/32/7234_2.png) [@tiggeril](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tiggeril)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2000, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff-iii-chicks-thongs-and-yummy-butt-crack-sweat-for-vb/30777/37 "2000-08-26T02:59:12Z")
I aim to please, xizor… ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2000, 3:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff-iii-chicks-thongs-and-yummy-butt-crack-sweat-for-vb/30777/38 "2000-08-26T03:00:45Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by tiggeril \* > \*\*Why, thank you :D… I meant height-wise, by the way \*\* Um, yeah . . . one would assume that, as I’m a guy who doesn’t obsessively lift (in fact, not at all, right now) . . . Tiggeril, this ain’t a creative-writing contest . . . you don’t have to think up a new word for being bouncy and otherwise full of sugar. BTW, Persephone, “I was just driving by this place with my husband and children,” I think that explains what your son was doing here. And Demo, that punching pad is supposed to go where he’s punching . . . Anyone up for a game of bloody knuckles? ---
**Author:** ![xizor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xizor/32/102_2.png) [@xizor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xizor)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2000, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff-iii-chicks-thongs-and-yummy-butt-crack-sweat-for-vb/30777/39 "2000-08-26T03:04:55Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by tiggeril \* > \*\*I aim to please, xizor… \*\* Really?! hmmmmmmmm… So many dirty thoughts, so little time… ---
**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2000, 3:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff-iii-chicks-thongs-and-yummy-butt-crack-sweat-for-vb/30777/40 "2000-08-26T03:11:25Z")
But iampunha, I left him in his car seat, in the car, with my husband and daughter! Oh well. I think they left, anyway. _Demo!_ No giving the baby 151! Lite beer only! And get those panties off of his head! Geez! He’ll learn how to do that on his own soon enough! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff-iii-chicks-thongs-and-yummy-butt-crack-sweat-for-vb/30777.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff-iii-chicks-thongs-and-yummy-butt-crack-sweat-for-vb/30777.md?page=3)