# Guy Stuff **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 5, 1999, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff/14130 "1999-11-05T19:00:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![UncleBeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/977dab/32.png) [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 1999, 6:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff/14130/1 "1999-11-06T06:00:00Z")
What the heckers. There’s a thread on girl stuff out there, so I thought all us guys could just hang out here for a bit and do guy things. Ya know, fart and scratch ourselves. Belllch! * * * **Dopeler effect:** The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly. ---
**Author:** ![Drain\_Bead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e47774/32.png) [@Drain\_Bead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drain_Bead)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 1999, 6:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff/14130/2 "1999-11-06T06:05:00Z")
Can I be invited? I think I’d like this thread better anyway. ---
**Author:** ![Donj](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/85f322/32.png) [@Donj](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Donj)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 1999, 6:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff/14130/3 "1999-11-06T06:12:00Z")
_belch!_ How about those Rams? _scratches belly_ ---
**Author:** ![manhattan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/manhattan/32/7_2.png) [@manhattan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/manhattan)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 1999, 6:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff/14130/4 "1999-11-06T06:15:00Z")
Pass me a beer, will ya Unc? Lemme just fire up the Weber here (FWOOM), and we’ll get started. ---
**Author:** ![CanadianSue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/71e660/32.png) [@CanadianSue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CanadianSue)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 1999, 6:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff/14130/5 "1999-11-06T06:16:00Z")
I like beer… belching… * * * “Friends are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.” ---
**Author:** ![Donj](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/85f322/32.png) [@Donj](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Donj)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 1999, 6:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff/14130/6 "1999-11-06T06:20:00Z")
Sue, youre from edmonton arent you? _burp_ Im from Calgary. _repositions the boys_ ---
**Author:** ![rubes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b782af/32.png) [@rubes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rubes)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 1999, 6:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff/14130/7 "1999-11-06T06:20:00Z")
Yep, just going to lie on the couch and watch some TV, close my eyes so I’m only listening…(drool is starting to run down my chin) being a guy is fun! ---
**Author:** ![Rysdad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/7cd45c/32.png) [@Rysdad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rysdad)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 1999, 6:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff/14130/8 "1999-11-06T06:25:00Z")
What else is on? ---
**Author:** ![UncleBeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/977dab/32.png) [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 1999, 6:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff/14130/9 "1999-11-06T06:28:00Z")
Sure ladies, come on in. Just remember we’ve got control of the TV remote and no one’s gonna put the lid down on the toilet. * * * **Dopeler effect:** The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly. ---
**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 1999, 6:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff/14130/10 "1999-11-06T06:37:00Z")
I’m trying really hard to learn how to belch properly. Can I hang with you guys for a while? I brought Cheesy Poofs! ---
**Author:** ![Donj](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/85f322/32.png) [@Donj](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Donj)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 1999, 6:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff/14130/11 "1999-11-06T06:39:00Z")
Now theres a girl who knows how to get in with the guys. Ive saved you a spot on the couch over here Cristi…and bring those Cheesy Poofs over with you. ---
**Author:** ![Sealemon88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c68b51/32.png) [@Sealemon88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sealemon88)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 1999, 6:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff/14130/12 "1999-11-06T06:39:00Z")
Belching? That’s for pussies. You’re a **real** man when your farts stink so bad, **you** have to leave the room. now who wants pizza? \< scratches crotch…sniffs finger \> * * * You say “cheesy” like that’s a **BAD** thing. ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 1999, 6:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff/14130/13 "1999-11-06T06:53:00Z")
_Buuurrrrrp_ Well, ya know, Donj, [picks at scab] 'bout them Rams, you unnerstan the Lions are gonna rip 'em a new one come Sunday, doncha? [wipes blood on pants] Toss me 'nother, eh? * * * Reality is for people who can’t handle drugs. -Tom Waits ---
**Author:** ![CanadianSue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/71e660/32.png) [@CanadianSue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CanadianSue)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 1999, 6:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff/14130/14 "1999-11-06T06:57:00Z")
yep yep yep Im from Edmonton… nice to meet you Don hmmm scratchin and sniffin in this room? things are looking up… hey uncle?? I dont mind you guys having the tv control… thats one of those genetic things too. * * * “Friends are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.” ---
**Author:** ![Ukulele\_Ike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/df788c/32.png) [@Ukulele\_Ike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ukulele_Ike)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 1999, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff/14130/15 "1999-11-05T19:00:00Z")
[brightly] Who’s up for prostate exams? {snaps rubber glove] * * * Uke ---
**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 1999, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff/14130/16 "1999-11-05T19:05:00Z")
[rips open bag of Cheesy Poofs] Here ya go! May I have a beer, please? oops…was that too polite? ---
**Author:** ![Mullinator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c2a13f/32.png) [@Mullinator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mullinator)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 1999, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff/14130/17 "1999-11-05T19:05:00Z")
Hmm, looking at the TV Guide I see Kiana’s Flex appeal is on. Time to get naked. * * * Well, shut my mouth. It’s also illegal to put squirrels down your pants for the purposes of gambling. ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 1999, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff/14130/18 "1999-11-05T19:06:00Z")
Excuse me, is this where the Vicar’s tea party . . . [glaring through lorgnettes] Oh, pardon ME! ---
**Author:** ![Donj](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/85f322/32.png) [@Donj](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Donj)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 1999, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff/14130/19 "1999-11-05T19:10:00Z")
Nice to meet you too Sue. _Tosses Cristi and weimar a beer_ Hey mullinator, Kianas Flex appeal is not a group show. It is to be watched only when you are alone please. Weimar \* buuuuuuuurp \* The lions dont stand a chance against the pounding Faulk is going to give them. ---
**Author:** ![UncleBeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/977dab/32.png) [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 1999, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff/14130/20 "1999-11-05T19:16:00Z")
The coals ready on that grill yet, Manhattan? I’ll get the porterhouses out of the fridge. Anybody need anything while I’m up? * * * **Dopeler effect:** The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff/14130.md?page=2)