# Guy Stuff **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 5, 1999, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff/14130 "1999-11-05T19:00:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 13
**Author:** ![Sealemon88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c68b51/32.png) [@Sealemon88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sealemon88)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 1999, 12:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff/14130/241 "1999-11-11T12:58:00Z")
I’m with UncleBeer. Let’s go to DisneyWorld! After stocking up on beverages south of the border. You can get some good…umm…cheap…ummm…good and cheap tequila down there! * * * You say “cheesy” like that’s a **BAD** thing. ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 1999, 1:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff/14130/242 "1999-11-11T13:52:00Z")
Let’s go watch the sun come up over the ocean! I’ll drive, but as god is my witness, the first person to puke in my van walks home. Don’t be shy, tell me and we’ll pull over! your humble TubaDiva Let’s go to “south of the border” first and stock up on tacky souvenirs and fireworks! [Pedro!](http://www.roadsideamerica.com/attract/SCDILsob.html) [Note: This message has been edited by TubaDiva] ---
**Author:** ![Sealemon88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c68b51/32.png) [@Sealemon88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sealemon88)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 1999, 2:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff/14130/243 "1999-11-11T14:22:00Z")
Holy shit! That just might be the most God awful, tackiest place I’ve ever seen in my _life_. I am **so** there. And afterwards, when we cross the real border, we can go to the market and stock up on all sorts of useless crap for just a few pesos. Alright! Let’s kick everyone awake and get going! * * * You say “cheesy” like that’s a **BAD** thing. ---
**Author:** ![CanadianSue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/71e660/32.png) [@CanadianSue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CanadianSue)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 1999, 2:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff/14130/244 "1999-11-11T14:26:00Z")
Heyyyyyyy watch where you are kicking… Im awake Im awake… now hand me my clothes will ya * * * “Friends are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.” ---
**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 1999, 2:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff/14130/245 "1999-11-11T14:34:00Z")
Road trip? Did somebody say road trip? Woohoo! I got my sombrero, my castanets, I am ready to paaaaaaaartaaaaaaaay! La Cucaracha, la cucaracha, la da da da da da da… ---
**Author:** ![Rysdad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/7cd45c/32.png) [@Rysdad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rysdad)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 1999, 2:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff/14130/246 "1999-11-11T14:41:00Z")
I speak Mexican, so I can be our interpreter. “Donde estan las putas?” “Mas cerveza.” “Huevos rancheros.” Just let me run out and pick up a case of Immodium AD, and we’ll be set. ---
**Author:** ![Sealemon88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c68b51/32.png) [@Sealemon88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sealemon88)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 1999, 2:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff/14130/247 "1999-11-11T14:55:00Z")
Get the econo-box of that Immodium. I think we’re _all_ gonna need it. Some bottled water and OJ would be good to. And does this screen have to be so fucking **white**? Ahhhhgh!!! I feel like a Mogwi from Gremlins! * * * You say “cheesy” like that’s a **BAD** thing. ---
**Author:** ![UncleBeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/977dab/32.png) [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 1999, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff/14130/248 "1999-11-11T15:32:00Z")
Forget the Immodium. I’ve got a big ole 'scrip of Lomotil and a case of Gatorade. Now where’s the Margaritas? * * * **Dopeler effect:** The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly. ---
**Author:** ![okatym](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/76d3ee/32.png) [@okatym](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/okatym)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 1999, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff/14130/249 "1999-11-11T15:35:00Z")
Hi Guys! I woulda been here sooner but I had these really bad cramps, so I got some medicinal marijuana & decided to join the party. I brought these homemade brownies 😉 …Got any more cheese puffs? ---
**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 1999, 4:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff/14130/250 "1999-11-11T16:02:00Z")
Dammit, Sealemon…quit kicking me, I’m awake, I’m awake! \< holding head…man, I KNEW I shouldn’t have done that last shot of tequila last night… \> Road trip? I’m there! Let me just find my sombrero, my Immodium, my beer… And wait a minute, if we’re going to FLORIDA, how are we going to make it to Mexico? This IS a guy’s thread - no one is asking for directions! 🙂 * * * “Better people…better food…and better beer!” -Neil Peart, Rush ---
**Author:** ![Yue\_Han](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/eada6e/32.png) [@Yue\_Han](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yue_Han)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 1999, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff/14130/251 "1999-11-11T16:23:00Z")
I’m driving… I’m not leaving my beer truck behind and nobody else is gonna drive it. I don’t care if I don’t have a license… And obviously there’s only one place to take this thread. To Cuba! (Yes, I’m sure I can drive to Cuba) ---
**Author:** ![Sealemon88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c68b51/32.png) [@Sealemon88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sealemon88)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 1999, 4:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff/14130/252 "1999-11-11T16:31:00Z")
> [@](#): > > Road trip? I’m there! Let me just find my sombrero, my Immodium, my beer… And wait a minute, if we’re going to FLORIDA, how are we going to make it to Mexico? This IS a guy’s thread - no one is asking for directions! That’s easy! With all these manly men here, we’ll build a poontoon bridge from Florida to Mexico using 2x4’s and our empty beer cans and tequila bottles! Geeze, do I have to explain _everything_? ## Now getcher big-ass Mexican hat and let’s hit it! You say “cheesy” like that’s a **BAD** thing. ---
**Author:** ![Sealemon88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c68b51/32.png) [@Sealemon88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sealemon88)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 1999, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff/14130/253 "1999-11-11T16:36:00Z")
Hmmm. Don’t think we’re all gonna fit in that beer truck, John. Looks like we got us a _convoy._ Time to put the hammer down, y’all. * * * You say “cheesy” like that’s a **BAD** thing. ---
**Author:** ![CanadianSue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/71e660/32.png) [@CanadianSue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CanadianSue)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 1999, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff/14130/254 "1999-11-11T16:55:00Z")
wooohooo… move it on over boys… ill drive * * * “Friends are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.” ---
**Author:** ![UncleBeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/977dab/32.png) [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 1999, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff/14130/255 "1999-11-11T16:58:00Z")
Waaaaaait! Lemme get the guns. We’re gonna overthrow Castro and return Cuba to the people who should be running it. The Mafia. * * * **Dopeler effect:** The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly. ---
**Author:** ![CanadianSue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/71e660/32.png) [@CanadianSue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CanadianSue)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 1999, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff/14130/256 "1999-11-11T17:00:00Z")
Unc… you need another drink hon!!! * * * “Friends are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.” ---
**Author:** ![metroshane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/aeb1de/32.png) [@metroshane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/metroshane)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 1999, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff/14130/257 "1999-11-11T17:00:00Z")
Ah hell, somebody dropped a dorito. and now it’s got ants on it. fuck it, (wipe, wipe) crunch. * * * I treated Art as the supreme reality, and life as a mere mode of fiction–Oscar Wilde ---
**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 1999, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff/14130/258 "1999-11-11T17:11:00Z")
Hey metroshane, why’d you wipe the ants off’n that Dorito? This is going to be a long trip. You need all the protein you can get. Once you round those ants back up, let me know. I’ve got toothpicks & sterno right here in my purse. We’ll have us some fondue! ---
**Author:** ![Sealemon88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c68b51/32.png) [@Sealemon88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sealemon88)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 1999, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff/14130/259 "1999-11-11T17:48:00Z")
Fondue? **FONDUE**? I don’t _think_ so. Well squish them little fuckers, spread em on the Doritos, and make ant nachos!! * * * You say “cheesy” like that’s a **BAD** thing. ---
**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 1999, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff/14130/260 "1999-11-11T17:59:00Z")
Yeah, you’re right Sealemon. Nachos would be better. I’ll hang on to the Sterno, just in case we run out of beer. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff/14130.md?page=12) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff/14130.md?page=14)