# Guy Stuff **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 5, 1999, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff/14130 "1999-11-05T19:00:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 14
**Author:** ![Rysdad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/7cd45c/32.png) [@Rysdad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rysdad)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 1999, 6:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff/14130/261 "1999-11-12T06:53:00Z")
I call shotgun! ---
**Author:** ![Sealemon88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c68b51/32.png) [@Sealemon88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sealemon88)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 1999, 6:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff/14130/262 "1999-11-12T06:56:00Z")
\< Cranking up the song _Moving Right Along_ from The Great Muppet Caper \> Any other songs? It’s gonna be a long trip. I got AC/DC’s Back In Black, for starters. * * * You say “cheesy” like that’s a **BAD** thing. ---
**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 1999, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff/14130/263 "1999-11-11T19:14:00Z")
:::digs frantically through purse::: Ahhhhh, here it is! I never go anywhere without my Red Sovine tape! ---
**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 1999, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff/14130/264 "1999-11-11T19:24:00Z")
Seale - I was thinking of “Highway to Hell” by AC/DC, myself… ::looking for my Rush collection:: Hey, if Seale and I are here, we gota play some Rush! Now pass me that beer. * * * “Better people…better food…and better beer!” -Neil Peart, Rush ---
**Author:** ![UncleBeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/977dab/32.png) [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 1999, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff/14130/265 "1999-11-11T19:26:00Z")
Shotgun? Rysdad, you want the Ithaca or the Remington? And I think there was a nice Ruger Red Label around here somewhere. Oh, you meant the front seat. Never mind. * * * **Dopeler effect:** The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly. ---
**Author:** ![Daniel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Daniel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Daniel)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 1999, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff/14130/266 "1999-11-11T19:28:00Z")
I’m not gonna suggest anything. Last time I brought a tape along on a road trip, the driver yanked it out after just 30 seconds. . . we were taking two cars. If I’d gone in the other car, I wouldn’t have even been allowed the thirty seconds. . . Fine. You can play whatever you like; I’ll pass out drunk in the back. ---
**Author:** ![Sealemon88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c68b51/32.png) [@Sealemon88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sealemon88)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 1999, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff/14130/267 "1999-11-11T20:45:00Z")
The only question now is which Rush CD’s. I have about 10 or so. Sue, ya dressed yet? Let’s get a movin! * * * You say “cheesy” like that’s a **BAD** thing. ---
**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 1999, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff/14130/268 "1999-11-11T21:18:00Z")
Seale? I have ALL of them…including ::shhh:: a few bootlegs. Hell, let’s just take them all! RUSH FEST! ::Hey, why is everyone glaring at me…uh-oh…time for more tequila!:: ---
**Author:** ![WallyM7](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b5e925/32.png) [@WallyM7](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WallyM7)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 1999, 9:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff/14130/269 "1999-11-11T21:30:00Z")
You people are out of control! I like it! What the hell? What happened to all my hair? * * * This space for rent. ---
**Author:** ![CanadianSue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/71e660/32.png) [@CanadianSue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CanadianSue)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 1999, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff/14130/270 "1999-11-11T21:34:00Z")
Im dressed and ready to roll!!! * * * “Friends are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.” ---
**Author:** ![metroshane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/aeb1de/32.png) [@metroshane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/metroshane)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 1999, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff/14130/271 "1999-11-11T21:39:00Z")
Dead armadillo? pick it up, i’ve been lookin’ for one of those. * * * I treated Art as the supreme reality, and life as a mere mode of fiction–Oscar Wilde ---
**Author:** ![Sealemon88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c68b51/32.png) [@Sealemon88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sealemon88)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 1999, 9:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff/14130/272 "1999-11-11T21:49:00Z")
Hey, can we tie the armadillo to the hood of the truck? I think that’d look cool… * * * You say “cheesy” like that’s a **BAD** thing. ---
**Author:** ![metroshane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/aeb1de/32.png) [@metroshane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/metroshane)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 1999, 10:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff/14130/273 "1999-11-11T22:25:00Z")
only if we can leave the horns on! * * * I treated Art as the supreme reality, and life as a mere mode of fiction–Oscar Wilde ---
**Author:** ![metroshane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/aeb1de/32.png) [@metroshane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/metroshane)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 1999, 10:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff/14130/274 "1999-11-11T22:26:00Z")
I suddenly have the yearning to pee in the wild, pull over. come on everybody, we’re peeing in the woods. * * * I treated Art as the supreme reality, and life as a mere mode of fiction–Oscar Wilde ---
**Author:** ![Satan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Satan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satan)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 1999, 10:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff/14130/275 "1999-11-11T22:42:00Z")
Okay, EVERYONE!: A hundred bottles of beer on the wall, A hundred bottles of beer… * * * Yer pal, Satan ---
**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 1999, 10:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff/14130/276 "1999-11-11T22:47:00Z")
::singing along:: Take one down…pass it…::trailing off:: Wait a STINKING MINUTE!! I have to pass my beer around?? This one’s mine - Get yer own! ::sitting back and guzzling beer:: * * * “Better people…better food…and better beer!” -Neil Peart, Rush ---
**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 1999, 10:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff/14130/277 "1999-11-11T22:47:00Z")
Peeing in the woods. Darn. The one thing I can’t do like a man. Sigh. I do have to pee, though…Wally, quit looking at me. I mean it, quit staring, or no ant nachos for you! ---
**Author:** ![WallyM7](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b5e925/32.png) [@WallyM7](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WallyM7)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 1999, 11:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff/14130/278 "1999-11-11T23:00:00Z")
I’m not staring, Cristi. I’m just lining up the shot. Hope there’s film in this thing. * * * This space for rent. ---
**Author:** ![metroshane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/aeb1de/32.png) [@metroshane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/metroshane)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 1999, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff/14130/279 "1999-11-11T23:10:00Z")
Wait, everyone gather around. I’m gonna try and fart, sneeze, and cough at the same time. Then i’ll try and orgasm, too. Can I get some help ladies? * * * I treated Art as the supreme reality, and life as a mere mode of fiction–Oscar Wilde ---
**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 1999, 11:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff/14130/280 "1999-11-11T23:34:00Z")
Metro, you’re a guy. You don’t need help with orgasm. Hey Wally, you might want to take that shot over. I think you caught me in a blink. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff/14130.md?page=13) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff/14130.md?page=15)