# Guy Stuff

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff/14130>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [November 5, 1999, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff/14130 "1999-11-05T19:00:00Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 17

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**Author:** ![Sealemon88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c68b51/32.png) [@Sealemon88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sealemon88)\
**Post date:** [November 12, 1999, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff/14130/321 "1999-11-12T17:14:00Z")

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Oooo. My bad. Even sober, I can’t spell worth a shit.

\< shrugs \> Wanna see me piss over the beer truck?

We should probably stop first…

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You say “cheesy” like that’s a **BAD** thing.

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**Author:** ![CanadianSue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/71e660/32.png) [@CanadianSue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CanadianSue)\
**Post date:** [November 12, 1999, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff/14130/322 "1999-11-12T17:26:00Z")

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\<dunks seale, cold and unca head first in a drift… MOOOOOOOOOOON!!!.. pelts those butts with snow balls…

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“Friends are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.”

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**Author:** ![CanadianSue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/71e660/32.png) [@CanadianSue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CanadianSue)\
**Post date:** [November 12, 1999, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff/14130/323 "1999-11-12T17:29:00Z")

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\<dunks seale, cold and unca head first in a drift… MOOOOOOOOOOON!!!.. pelts those butts with snow balls…

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“Friends are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.”

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**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\
**Post date:** [November 12, 1999, 5:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff/14130/324 "1999-11-12T17:32:00Z")

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Holy Toledo Batman, my butt is _cold._  
Remind me to thaw the leaves before I wipe my ass next time, okay?

Hey you guys, look! A Stuckey’s! Who’s up for some microwaved burritos & tacky souvenirs? Or perhaps… a map?

::::flees from the snowball assault::::

Okay! Okay! We don’t need a map! I’m sorry!

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**Author:** ![CanadianSue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/71e660/32.png) [@CanadianSue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CanadianSue)\
**Post date:** [November 12, 1999, 5:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff/14130/325 "1999-11-12T17:32:00Z")

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arghhhh gotta love those time outs…

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“Friends are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.”

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**Author:** ![Rysdad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/7cd45c/32.png) [@Rysdad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rysdad)\
**Post date:** [November 12, 1999, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff/14130/326 "1999-11-12T17:35:00Z")

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Yes, Sue, you can speak. Go ahead. It’s OK. Really.

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**Author:** ![Rysdad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/7cd45c/32.png) [@Rysdad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rysdad)\
**Post date:** [November 12, 1999, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff/14130/327 "1999-11-12T17:46:00Z")

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And:

“Hands wet/hand sweat”

Cold, if this was the Pit, I’d show you!

But it’s not.

C’mere ya big lug.

:::Guy hug. Macho slug on the shoulder.:::

'Nother beer for my buddy, CoalFibers!

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**Author:** ![metroshane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/aeb1de/32.png) [@metroshane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/metroshane)\
**Post date:** [November 12, 1999, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff/14130/328 "1999-11-12T17:54:00Z")

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(drunk and slobbering) I love you guys!

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We live in an age that reads to much to be wise, and thinks too much to be beautiful–Oscar Wilde

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**Author:** ![CanadianSue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/71e660/32.png) [@CanadianSue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CanadianSue)\
**Post date:** [November 12, 1999, 5:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff/14130/329 "1999-11-12T17:55:00Z")

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damn olive…stuck in the throat…hey cristi… Im thinking we should dunk these guys in the snow butt end up and then have a target competition?

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“Friends are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.”

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**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 1999, 6:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff/14130/330 "1999-11-13T06:01:00Z")

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Ooooooh! great idea Sue! I’ve got a red marker right here in my purse…we could draw targets right on their little butt-cheeks!

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**Author:** ![CanadianSue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/71e660/32.png) [@CanadianSue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CanadianSue)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 1999, 6:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff/14130/331 "1999-11-13T06:12:00Z")

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wooohooo Cristi… with smiley faces right in the middle of the target _wink_

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“Friends are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.”

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**Author:** ![Rysdad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/7cd45c/32.png) [@Rysdad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rysdad)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 1999, 6:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff/14130/332 "1999-11-13T06:19:00Z")

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I’d recommend extinguishing all smoking material before decorating Sealemon’s keister.

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**Author:** ![CanadianSue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/71e660/32.png) [@CanadianSue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CanadianSue)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 1999, 6:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff/14130/333 "1999-11-13T06:21:00Z")

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Butt-ing my ciggy as we speak…

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“Friends are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.”

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**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 1999, 6:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff/14130/334 "1999-11-13T06:22:00Z")

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Woohoo Sue! I like THAT idea…and hey, did anyone grab some pecan logs when we were at Stuckeys? (Hey, I went to college in the South…I know Stuckey’s…and WAIT a minute…there ain’t no Stuckey’s in the north! Where the hell ARE we, anyway???)

And I just found out I got a raise…next round’s on me!!! ::grabs bottle of Tequila, throws Rush tape in the stereo, starts singing along::

“From the point of ignition, to the final drive…the point of a journey is not to arrive!”

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**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 1999, 6:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff/14130/335 "1999-11-13T06:26:00Z")

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Here’s the windup, and the pitch!

:::pegs Sealemon directly in the right buttcheek:::

Darn. Missed the center. Too much beer. Okay Sue! Your turn!

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**Author:** ![Sealemon88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c68b51/32.png) [@Sealemon88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sealemon88)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 1999, 6:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff/14130/336 "1999-11-13T06:29:00Z")

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\< faint voice from beneith the snow \>

You guys are dissssppspt-IC-able!

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You say “cheesy” like that’s a **BAD** thing.

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**Author:** ![CanadianSue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/71e660/32.png) [@CanadianSue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CanadianSue)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 1999, 6:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff/14130/337 "1999-11-13T06:47:00Z")

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Well well well… all these fine targets… where to start…(has a great pitching arm btw)… winds up and nails Seale… right on the ole smiley!!! wooohooo 2points…next shot… the triple dipper…bam… and down goes Cold… over to you Falcon…

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“Friends are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.”

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**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 1999, 6:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff/14130/338 "1999-11-13T06:53:00Z")

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:::hurling snowball in best Quisenberry sidearm pitch:::

Woohoo! Pegged Cold right in the old hole! Well look at that…there was a leaf in that snowball! Doesn’t he look pretty now, with a little leaf sprouting out of his butt? Oh, let me get a picture of this!

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**Author:** ![Drain\_Bead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e47774/32.png) [@Drain\_Bead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drain_Bead)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 1999, 6:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff/14130/339 "1999-11-13T06:58:00Z")

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Hey, you guys, Flypsyde’s still passed out in the back…can we draw pictures on him with Magic Marker?

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**Author:** ![CanadianSue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/71e660/32.png) [@CanadianSue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CanadianSue)\
**Post date:** [November 12, 1999, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff/14130/340 "1999-11-12T19:07:00Z")

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Drain, seems to me that Rysdad, Metro and Uncle still havent been decorated yet either…

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“Friends are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.”

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