# Guy Stuff **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 5, 1999, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff/14130 "1999-11-05T19:00:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 1999, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff/14130/41 "1999-11-05T20:49:00Z")
No! Don’t light the matches! nooooo… ---
**Author:** ![Mr\_Thin\_Skin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d78d45/32.png) [@Mr\_Thin\_Skin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr_Thin_Skin)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 1999, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff/14130/42 "1999-11-05T20:53:00Z")
::MTS Appearing at door with large Pot:: Hey I made way too much of the Soup Nazi’s Mexican Chicken Chile, anyone want some. It’s full of beans! ---
**Author:** ![UncleBeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/977dab/32.png) [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 1999, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff/14130/43 "1999-11-05T20:54:00Z")
Okay Patrick. I’m in. What’s the game? A little seven card stud? BTW Patrick, you do know we’ve got an Ohio SDMB meeting in Columbus tomorrow, don’tcha? There’s a thread around here somewhere in MPSIMS called “Columbus or Bust.” You up for it? * * * **Dopeler effect:** The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly. ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 1999, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff/14130/44 "1999-11-05T21:46:00Z")
Afternoon everybody. (all together go: Cold !) I’m a bit late with the time difference and all. It’s a sissy Euro thing. Now throw me a can, UncleBeer. BTW, I got this problem with my car, anyone interested in joining me in some really qualified Car Maintenave during half-time ? _squeezes in between the girls and farts_ Aaaaaahhh !! That oughta give a man some space ! ## Beeeeeeelllch ! Coldfire * * * “You know how complex women are” - Neil Peart, Rush (1993) ---
**Author:** ![UncleBeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/977dab/32.png) [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 1999, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff/14130/45 "1999-11-05T21:54:00Z")
Here ya go Cold old buddy. I don’t know about actually fixing the car, but we can put the hood up and stand around with a foot on the bumper. * * * **Dopeler effect:** The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly. ---
**Author:** ![Arnold\_Winkelried](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Arnold\_Winkelried](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arnold_Winkelried)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 1999, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff/14130/46 "1999-11-05T21:58:00Z")
This is the perfect place to start a discussion of those three great literary masterpieces by the Bronte Sisters: Wuthering Heights Jane Eyre The Tenant of Wildfell Hall Who wants to go first? * * * La franchise ne consiste pas à dire tout ce que l’on pense, mais à penser tout ce que l’on dit. H. de Livry ---
**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 1999, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff/14130/47 "1999-11-05T21:58:00Z")
Criminy, Coldfire! What is in that European food? Whoooooooo buddy! ---
**Author:** ![manhattan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/manhattan/32/7_2.png) [@manhattan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/manhattan)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 1999, 9:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff/14130/48 "1999-11-05T21:59:00Z")
> [@](#): > > Jane Eyre Yea, I did her. ---
**Author:** ![Stella\_Fantasia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/74df32/32.png) [@Stella\_Fantasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stella_Fantasia)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 1999, 9:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff/14130/49 "1999-11-05T21:59:00Z")
_sighs_ How come I can’t find a man like one of you? My SO’s a fastidous Frenchman who laughed at me last spring when I was in tears after my beloved Red Wings got knocked out of the Stanley Cup playoffs…& he looks at me with disgust when I belch, even if it’s a REALLY good one, with lots of resonance & all!! * * * “All you need to be a superhero is a heart that is pure, a mind that is strong, and underwear that is fresh!” ~Dav Pilkey ---
**Author:** ![UncaStuart](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/uncastuart/32/404_2.png) [@UncaStuart](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncaStuart)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 1999, 10:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff/14130/50 "1999-11-05T22:00:00Z")
My King high opens with a quarter. Anybody want one of these Hav-a-Tampas? ---
**Author:** ![Mr\_Thin\_Skin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d78d45/32.png) [@Mr\_Thin\_Skin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr_Thin_Skin)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 1999, 10:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff/14130/51 "1999-11-05T22:00:00Z")
> [@](#): > > ## Beeeeeeelllch ! > > Coldfire Uh, wouldn’t that be “Feeeelch” ---
**Author:** ![PatrickM](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7feea3/32.png) [@PatrickM](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PatrickM)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 1999, 10:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff/14130/52 "1999-11-05T22:04:00Z")
I thought we were playing hearts, but what do I know. Sorry I can’t make the Columbus gathering tomorrow. Have fun! ---
**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 1999, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff/14130/53 "1999-11-05T22:07:00Z")
Hey, we’re all guys here, right? I’ve gotta ask, I’m sorry, but I’ve just gotta ask… What is felching? Hey, if you don’t wanna tell me, that’s okay. I unnerstan’. I know it’s gross, but that’s all I know. ::::beeeeeeEEEEEEELLLLLLLCCCCCCcccccchhhhh::: Wow. That felt good! ---
**Author:** ![Alphagene](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Alphagene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alphagene)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 1999, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff/14130/54 "1999-11-05T22:13:00Z")
Aw, who had to go and mention felching? Way to go Thin Skin! Which freakin’ Golden Girl are you? Go hang out with Stella’s boy toy. You two can be “fastidious” together… * * * Back off, man. I’m a scientist. ---
**Author:** ![Flypsyde](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/f0a364/32.png) [@Flypsyde](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flypsyde)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 1999, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff/14130/55 "1999-11-05T22:14:00Z")
Alright, Statue of Liberty shots!! Who’s with me? C’mon ya wusses! Sound off like you gotta pair. Now, this is Bacardi 151, right? Okay, dip your fingers into, get some on the end. Now, who’s gotta lighter? Alright, let me see your figners…Yeah, I know you’re on fire. Slam that shot, then blow your fingers out! Jesus, hurry before you burn your fingers off. Goddam, boy, are ya simple? Man, one of these _girls_ could do it better than you! * * * And the problem with small furry animals in corners is that, just occasionally, one of them’s a mongoose. Terry Pratchett, _Witches Abroad_ ---
**Author:** ![UncleBeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/977dab/32.png) [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 1999, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff/14130/56 "1999-11-05T22:14:00Z")
Stella, it’s because he’s _French_, ::scratching:: everyone know they aren’t real men. UncaStuart, sure I’ll have a cigar, there’s beer in the fridge and my 7 of diamonds calls the king. Everybody here know my brother Stuart? Cristi, don’t hold back, let it out. ---
**Author:** ![Arnold\_Winkelried](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Arnold\_Winkelried](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arnold_Winkelried)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 1999, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff/14130/57 "1999-11-05T22:15:00Z")
> [@](#): > > ## quote: ---------------------------------------------Jane Eyre > > Yea, I did her. Jane’s my girl! **manhattan** , come over here and fight like a man. * * * La franchise ne consiste pas à dire tout ce que l’on pense, mais à penser tout ce que l’on dit. H. de Livry ---
**Author:** ![CanadianSue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/71e660/32.png) [@CanadianSue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CanadianSue)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 1999, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff/14130/58 "1999-11-05T22:24:00Z")
I held this all the way home from work just for you… ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh… arent burritos great!!!.. Head for hills Cristi * * * “Friends are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.” ---
**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 1999, 10:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff/14130/59 "1999-11-05T22:25:00Z")
Wow. Sue, I am impressed. Yeah, it’s stinky. But damn, that was a great tone! ---
**Author:** ![UncaStuart](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/uncastuart/32/404_2.png) [@UncaStuart](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncaStuart)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 1999, 10:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff/14130/60 "1999-11-05T22:36:00Z")
Uncle Beer: Yeah, my wife has in the past suggested that, considering my affinity, I change my name to “Beer,” but I hafta to tell her that my brother’s got it already. Thanks for the brewski, bro. ::::bruurackk!::: And all I got is two pair, Kings over sevens. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff/14130.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff/14130.md?page=4)