# Guy Stuff **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 5, 1999, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff/14130 "1999-11-05T19:00:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 35
**Author:** ![TVeblen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/4bbf92/32.png) [@TVeblen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TVeblen)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 1999, 4:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff/14130/681 "1999-12-04T04:31:00Z")
Melin, you write off the moose schlong as office equipment. Have it stuffed and mounted, with a bronze placque that says, “Flea Bailey, Esq.” If audited, say it’s in honor of a partner. It _is_ sorta. If nothing else, it’ll make one hell of a conversation piece in the office. Just tell deadbeat clients (_harumph!_ that you took it in payment from the last fool who tried to stiff you (so to speak) for your fee. Beatin’ feet after the Yeti, Veb ---
**Author:** ![Imthecowgodmoo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/58f4c7/32.png) [@Imthecowgodmoo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Imthecowgodmoo)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 1999, 5:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff/14130/682 "1999-12-04T05:28:00Z")
_ **:::Lifts arm, sniffs arm pit, repeats with other arm…:::** _ AHHHHHHHHH! TESTOSTERONE! * * * “People must think it must be fun to be a super genuis, But they don’t realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world.” – Calvin and Hobbes (\_\_) _/_ ---
**Author:** ![glee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b5a626/32.png) [@glee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/glee)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 1999, 11:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff/14130/683 "1999-12-04T23:07:00Z")
'Chuck, this is Pete in the Channel 88 'copter. As you can see, we’re passing over the site where the stolen vehicles have been abandoned. Local police are examining the evidence, but I understand that all fingerprints and similar forensic evidence have been obliterated by the copious use of alcohol. Eye-witnesses say that a large number of people (plus unconfirmed reports of a Yeti) left the scene quietly. Apparently they were drug users, as several times the words ‘Strayed Dope’ were heard. This is Chuck Itup from the scene of one of America’s greatest unsolved mysteries. Will we ever know what really happened? - I doubt it! Back to you Pete.’ ---
**Author:** ![ChiefScott](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58f4c7/32.png) [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 1999, 11:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff/14130/684 "1999-12-04T23:33:00Z")
::sneaking back in, looking under the empties for the property pass for the F-14:: “Oh, glee! How much drugs have you done? You’re sitting in a pile of Yeti shit, talking into cigar butt. That, and you started out as Chuck and ended as Pete. Pull yourself together, man!” ::resigned to the impending court marshal:: ---
**Author:** ![glee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b5a626/32.png) [@glee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/glee)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 1999, 12:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff/14130/685 "1999-12-05T12:01:00Z")
Chief Scott, - haven’t you heard of job-sharing? - OK, I made a mistake! - thanks for reading my posts; I enjoy yours - this was a GREAT thread * * * In the bathtub of history, the truth is harder to hold than the soap… (Pratchett) ---
**Author:** ![neuro-trash\_grrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3ab097/32.png) [@neuro-trash\_grrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/neuro-trash_grrrl)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 1999, 1:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff/14130/686 "1999-12-06T01:58:00Z")
Oh, well. I guess it’s time to let bygones be bygones. ## Anybody want to buy a dead cat? “That’s entertainment!” —Vlad the Impaler ---
**Author:** ![Rysdad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/7cd45c/32.png) [@Rysdad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rysdad)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 1999, 2:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff/14130/687 "1999-12-06T02:34:00Z")
He’s not dead. He’s just sleeping. Look! He just moved! ---
**Author:** ![toecutter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/df705f/32.png) [@toecutter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/toecutter)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 1999, 3:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff/14130/688 "1999-12-06T03:29:00Z")
Dead cat? Nah. did her yesterday … ---
**Author:** ![toecutter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/df705f/32.png) [@toecutter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/toecutter)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 1999, 3:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff/14130/689 "1999-12-06T03:37:00Z")
\ In honour of all those who have been before us… Boys … Cigars all around. ---
**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 1999, 4:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff/14130/690 "1999-12-06T04:50:00Z")
Why are you guys still hanging around here? Haven’t you heard? Party at Cristi’s house! * * * Your Official Cat Goddess since 10/20/99. “I get along well with everybody.” --I.M.F. ---
**Author:** ![Spud](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spud/32/347_2.png) [@Spud](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spud)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 1999, 5:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff/14130/691 "1999-12-09T05:47:00Z")
pssst… hey guys anyone else awake here? Guess what I just found way down here. I’m tempted to give a rousing speach about how we didn’t give up when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbour, but I’m tired. ---
**Author:** ![IHeartUncleBeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/d2c977/32.png) [@IHeartUncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IHeartUncleBeer)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 1999, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff/14130/692 "1999-12-09T19:51:00Z")
_…hmmm…_ ---
**Author:** ![meek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ce73a5/32.png) [@meek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/meek)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 1999, 10:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff/14130/693 "1999-12-09T22:33:00Z")
::awakes from under mountain of empties:: Wha happened? Where am I? What I miss? Whose clothes are these? I think I passed out around page three. ::scratches:: Who’s got a beer? * * * Wishing all you at the SDMB Happy Xmas and a GREAT 2000 and beyond! ---
**Author:** ![Byzantine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/dfb087/32.png) [@Byzantine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Byzantine)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 1999, 3:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff/14130/694 "1999-12-13T03:22:00Z")
Hate to see this die… Me and several of my lady friends are having a slumber party in SLC… And you KNOW how women are… We’ve stripped down to bras and panties and are having quite the pillow fight… gee, if we only had a bunch of MEN to join us… Oh, yes, and we have BEER! * * * Best! Byz ---
**Author:** ![ChiefScott](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58f4c7/32.png) [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 1999, 12:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff/14130/695 "1999-12-13T12:59:00Z")
“Come left to course 270 degrees. Fire up them planes. We got a party to go to and some lonely women who need _attending_ to!” ::The 21-ship battle group turns en mass, as 13,000 Sailors, Airmen and Marine scramble below decks for their finest party duds:: ---
**Author:** ![UncleBeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/977dab/32.png) [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 1999, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff/14130/696 "1999-12-13T14:40:00Z")
**PANTY RAID!!!** * * * “There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences.” ~P.J. O’Rourke~ ---
**Author:** ![glee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b5a626/32.png) [@glee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/glee)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 1999, 10:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff/14130/697 "1999-12-13T22:11:00Z")
Spud, (best teacher voice) ‘actually old boy, it was the Japanese at Pearl Harbour. Now if you’ll go to the Internet to research the rest of the Pacific campaign…’ (casually glances further down SDMB) ‘whoaa!’ (exit, leaving class open-mouthed) ‘Last one to Byzantine’s a sissy!’ ---
**Author:** ![ChiefScott](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58f4c7/32.png) [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 1999, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff/14130/698 "1999-12-13T22:21:00Z")
_Animal House_, glee. _Animal House_. Rent it tonight for all the inside jokes, dude. ---
**Author:** ![glee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b5a626/32.png) [@glee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/glee)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 1999, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff/14130/699 "1999-12-13T22:48:00Z")
ChiefScott, what can I say? (hangs head in shame) I love that film: - the golfer trying to hit the horse (hit thru the ball, keep your hands loose) - the toga party (TOGA! TOGA!) - guess what I am? I’m a zit! - FOOD FIGHT! Do I have to pay a fine or something? ---
**Author:** ![Byzantine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/dfb087/32.png) [@Byzantine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Byzantine)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 1999, 10:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff/14130/700 "1999-12-13T22:54:00Z")
No fine. You have to pay for the beer! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff/14130.md?page=34) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff/14130.md?page=36)