# Guy Stuff **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 5, 1999, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff/14130 "1999-11-05T19:00:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 36
**Author:** ![UncleBeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/977dab/32.png) [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 1999, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff/14130/701 "1999-12-13T22:55:00Z")
Anything but having to go through life, “Fat, drunk and stupid.” * * * “There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences.” ~P.J. O’Rourke~ ---
**Author:** ![glee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b5a626/32.png) [@glee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/glee)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 1999, 10:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff/14130/702 "1999-12-13T22:56:00Z")
Byzantine, that’s FINE by me! ---
**Author:** ![Troy\_McClure\_SF](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/troy_mcclure_sf/32/4150_2.png) [@Troy\_McClure\_SF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Troy_McClure_SF)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 1999, 3:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff/14130/703 "1999-12-14T03:18:00Z")
Just seeing what all the fuss is about… urp. * * * JMcC, San Francisco, [JJM’s page from the Bay](http://members.tripod.com/~weirdstuff/index.html) If I were a baseball player, and I got beaned by a fastball, I wouldn’t want medical attention. I’d want my limp, lifeless body flung to 1st, cause, dammit, I earned it! ---
**Author:** ![Troy\_McClure\_SF](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/troy_mcclure_sf/32/4150_2.png) [@Troy\_McClure\_SF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Troy_McClure_SF)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 1999, 3:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff/14130/704 "1999-12-14T03:19:00Z")
Just seeing what all the fuss is about… urp. * * * JMcC, San Francisco, [JJM’s page from the Bay](http://members.tripod.com/~weirdstuff/index.html) If I were a baseball player, and I got beaned by a fastball, I wouldn’t want medical attention. I’d want my limp, lifeless body flung to 1st, cause, dammit, I earned it! ---
**Author:** ![glee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b5a626/32.png) [@glee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/glee)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 1999, 9:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff/14130/705 "1999-12-14T09:35:00Z")
jjtm, ## now look here - if we all posted twice, this thread wouldn’t be 695 posts long it would be…hey, can I get a beer over here! In the bathtub of history, the truth is harder to hold than the soap… (Pratchett) ---
**Author:** ![Byzantine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/dfb087/32.png) [@Byzantine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Byzantine)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 1999, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff/14130/706 "1999-12-14T19:48:00Z")
Glee– I think the bill for the beer is around about 5K… you SURE you are okay with this? I’m getting ready to have about 10 more kegs delivered to the house for when the guys arrive… what’s the ETA? ---
**Author:** ![Sealemon88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c68b51/32.png) [@Sealemon88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sealemon88)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 1999, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff/14130/707 "1999-12-14T20:19:00Z")
\*The night is dark. The air is cold and still. Crickets xhirp, and a wolf howls at the full moon. Suddenly, the animals fall silent. There is no sound whatsoever. The ground slowly crumbles, then falls still once again. There is a pause, as if the woods are holding their breath. All at once, the ground in a half mile radius shoots upward twenty feet into the air. Something, some THING, crawls out of the ground. fresh earth falling off of it. The THING turns it’s head, and begins to crawl/slither. It leaves a trail of beer cans, drunk Straight Dopers, and spit behind it.\* What rough Thread, it’s hour come at last, slouches towards Salt Lake City to be born? **We’re baaaaaack!!!** * * * You say “cheesy” like that’s a **BAD** thing. ---
**Author:** ![Sealemon88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c68b51/32.png) [@Sealemon88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sealemon88)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 1999, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff/14130/708 "1999-12-14T20:20:00Z")
\*The night is dark. The air is cold and still. Crickets xhirp, and a wolf howls at the full moon. Suddenly, the animals fall silent. There is no sound whatsoever. The ground slowly crumbles, then falls still once again. There is a pause, as if the woods are holding their breath. All at once, the ground in a half mile radius shoots upward twenty feet into the air. Something, some THING, crawls out of the ground. fresh earth falling off of it. The THING turns it’s head, and begins to crawl/slither. It leaves a trail of beer cans, drunk Straight Dopers, and spit behind it.\* What rough Thread, it’s hour come at last, slouches towards Salt Lake City to be born? **We’re baaaaaack!!!** * * * You say “cheesy” like that’s a **BAD** thing. ---
**Author:** ![Diamond](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e79b87/32.png) [@Diamond](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diamond)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 1999, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff/14130/709 "1999-12-14T20:24:00Z")
Yo! Great party (Rrrrrriiiiippppp!) Anybody for a hawker distance contest while we look at the car? Hey UB, got any Red Dog? ---
**Author:** ![Sealemon88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c68b51/32.png) [@Sealemon88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sealemon88)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 1999, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff/14130/710 "1999-12-14T20:27:00Z")
Wow, the thread was so anxious to be reborn, it posted twice! Go figure! Anyway, let’s go join them women over there. If slasher films have taught me _anything_, it’s that girls dancing around in their underwear **always** want a bunch of drunk guys to join them! * * * You say “cheesy” like that’s a **BAD** thing. ---
**Author:** ![glee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b5a626/32.png) [@glee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/glee)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 1999, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff/14130/711 "1999-12-15T01:26:00Z")
Byzantine, $5000 for beer - no problem: - I can put it on my credit card. Then get a new credit card next month and pay the old credit card from that… - Hey, I earn in £’s, and there are over $4 to every £ (what do you mean, not any more?!) - I can sell the movie rights to guy stuff (what really worries me is that somebody will) - look, with all the gorgeous, intelligent SDMB women having a pillow fight in their lingerie … that’s worth $5,000! ---
**Author:** ![TVeblen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/4bbf92/32.png) [@TVeblen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TVeblen)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 1999, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff/14130/712 "1999-12-15T02:16:00Z")
::continuing the “Animal House” jokes, Flounder bounces up and down chortling, "This is _greeeaaat!_ while the Deathmobile lays rubber on the road:: OhhhKAY, we have chicks in lingerie gearing up for a pillow fight, Chief Scott has an entire battle group of horny sailors steaming in, there’s a drunk English guy w/ a _usable_ credit card… Dare we hope that Guy Stuff is back? Damn, I’m so happy I want to go blow something up. Hot damn _skippy_, we’ve already wreaked havoc on assorted moose and nuns! Looks like the party is going coastal and the manatees are looking real nervous… Veb ---
**Author:** ![Rysdad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/7cd45c/32.png) [@Rysdad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rysdad)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 1999, 3:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff/14130/713 "1999-12-15T03:08:00Z")
(In my best Gene Wilder voice) \ **Author:** ![Rysdad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/7cd45c/32.png) [@Rysdad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rysdad)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 1999, 3:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff/14130/714 "1999-12-15T03:10:00Z") Of course, my post would’ve made alot more sense if I had included the quote: _It’s alive!_ ---
**Author:** ![jab1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ee7513/32.png) [@jab1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jab1)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 1999, 3:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff/14130/715 "1999-12-15T03:21:00Z")
Somebody said, “Let’s go look at the cars.” Anybody who drives anything with more than two wheels on it is a PUSSY!!! Put somethin’ **excitin’** between your legs: A **MOTORCYCLE!!!** VVRROOOOOMMMMM\*MMMMMMM\*\*MMMMMMMM!!! * * * \>\< DARWIN \> \_\_ **L\_\_\_L** ---
**Author:** ![jab1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ee7513/32.png) [@jab1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jab1)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 1999, 3:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff/14130/716 "1999-12-15T03:23:00Z")
Let’s try that again. VVRRROOOOMMMMMMM_MMMMMMM **MMMMMM!!!** _ * * * \>\< DARWIN \> \_\_ **L\_\_\_L** ---
**Author:** ![Sassy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e47c2d/32.png) [@Sassy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sassy)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 1999, 4:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff/14130/717 "1999-12-15T04:43:00Z")
You call it a motorcycle - I call it the world’s most expensive vibrator - and you can deal me in! > [@](#): > > VVRRROOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!! * * * The things that come to those that wait may be the things left by those who got there first. ---
**Author:** ![jab1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ee7513/32.png) [@jab1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jab1)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 1999, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff/14130/718 "1999-12-15T21:26:00Z")
Welcome aboard, **Sassy** girl. Hope you don’t mind ridin’ on the back. You _are_ a girl, aren’t you? * * * \>\< DARWIN \> \_\_ **L\_\_\_L** ---
**Author:** ![CanadianSue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/71e660/32.png) [@CanadianSue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CanadianSue)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 1999, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff/14130/719 "1999-12-15T21:28:00Z")
Hey Seale… how drunk are ya…the beer can hit the mouse twice… 😉 * * * I opened the door, and look who I found. Damn I’m good ---
**Author:** ![Sassy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e47c2d/32.png) [@Sassy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sassy)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 1999, 10:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff/14130/720 "1999-12-15T22:20:00Z")
… girl doesn’t begin to describe it! \*\* poufs her hair and smiles \*\* [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff/14130.md?page=35) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff/14130.md?page=37)