# Guy Stuff **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 5, 1999, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff/14130 "1999-11-05T19:00:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 44
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2000, 5:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff/14130/861 "2000-01-14T05:05:00Z")
So, um, whatcher sayin’ is that what I’m smellin’ isn’t really a dragon after all? And this fella here with the dark glasses isn’t really representin’ Universal Studios? Fergit the sword. Fetch me back the feckin’ bottle there. Me and the ghost of Andy Warhol got some serious issues ta get settled here . . . Somebody oughta go get that poor neckid little burnt-up weasel outta the car trunk then. And tell the double-crossin’ little shit that the royalty deal is right out. Dr. Watson “Never trust a guy what can’t remember where he left his stuff.” ---
**Author:** ![SunsetLightning](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4af34b/32.png) [@SunsetLightning](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SunsetLightning)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2000, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff/14130/862 "2000-02-05T16:11:00Z")
I just feel like bringing this post back some again. It meant a lot to me, and it introduced me to the glories of this board… _ **belches and spits out his cigar** _ We’ll always have Casablanca…oh wait…damn it… ---
**Author:** ![Yue\_Han](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/eada6e/32.png) [@Yue\_Han](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yue_Han)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2000, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff/14130/863 "2000-02-05T17:43:00Z")
It’s not over. It’s \*\* never \*\* over. Someone back there mentioned hijacking the space shuttle. I don’t remember who, I’d drank most of my booze by then. But we’ve got enough alcohol, we’ve got enough transportation, and most importantly, \* we’ve got enough lunatics. \* (Now where the hell are we, and which way is Florida?) ---
**Author:** ![Y2Sandgirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/258eb7/32.png) [@Y2Sandgirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Y2Sandgirl)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2000, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff/14130/864 "2000-02-05T19:07:00Z")
You boys sure have a lot of time on your hands 🙂 * * * The best things in life are Italian…that’s the thing, though…I’m not Italian. ---
**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2000, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff/14130/865 "2000-02-05T19:31:00Z")
What is that strange tingling in my hands? What the…Guy Stuff…oh nooooo…must…not…post…_noooo…_ * * * Changing my sig, because Wally said to, and I really like Wally, and I’ll do anything he says, anytime he says to. ---
**Author:** ![WallyM7](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b5e925/32.png) [@WallyM7](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WallyM7)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2000, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff/14130/866 "2000-02-05T20:26:00Z")
Your mother warned you… Put on some clean underwear, because it’s back! **The thread that would not die!** Just when you thought it was safe… * * * I don’t have to do drugs to mess up my head. I went to Catholic school. ---
**Author:** ![WallyM7](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b5e925/32.png) [@WallyM7](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WallyM7)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2000, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff/14130/867 "2000-02-05T20:31:00Z")
Love your sig, Cristi. It makes me feel so…important. I know. It’s an illussion. Still… * * * I don’t have to do drugs to mess up my head. I went to Catholic school. ---
**Author:** ![Yue\_Han](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/eada6e/32.png) [@Yue\_Han](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yue_Han)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2000, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff/14130/868 "2000-02-05T20:54:00Z")
Y2Sandgirl, come along for the ride. It’ll be fun. We’ll see Florida. Hey, somebody see if Sanibel can put us up! I got a school bus this time; somebody load up the kegs and oiled-up chicks. No, leave the tequila, there’s always more coming. If we can make this thread long enough, we’ll defeat the Flat-Earth thread-- we’ll have beaten \*\* Phaedrus. \*\* That’s all the reason anybody needs. ---
**Author:** ![Sealemon88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c68b51/32.png) [@Sealemon88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sealemon88)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2000, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff/14130/869 "2000-02-05T21:26:00Z")
Wow, this is like going to my high school reunion! I’m getting all choked up over here…someone got a hankie? Ok, enough of the sentemental bullshit. Who’s got the booze? * * * You say “cheesy” like that’s a **BAD** thing. ---
**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2000, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff/14130/870 "2000-02-05T21:52:00Z")
Oh lord…not again! Just when I got my clothes clean from last time… Aw hell…it’s been a crappy week around here. Yo John! Swing that bus over to DC and pick me up, dammit! I’ve got the scotch! * * * “You are sweet, kind, and considerate… Like a grown up boy scout with tits!” - Brian, aka SDMB’s one and only Satan. ---
**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2000, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff/14130/871 "2000-02-05T21:53:00Z")
Oh lord…not again! Just when I got my clothes clean from last time… Aw hell…it’s been a crappy week around here. Yo John! Swing that bus over to DC and pick me up, dammit! I’ve got the scotch! * * * “You are sweet, kind, and considerate… Like a grown up boy scout with tits!” - Brian, aka SDMB’s one and only Satan. ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2000, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff/14130/872 "2000-02-06T01:38:00Z")
Whattaya s’pose happens when we get to 25 pages or so? Hey, I gotta tell ya, that stuffed moose schlong looks just GREAT on the wall! I’ve settled four cases that were dead bang losers because of it! 😉 So where’s the tequila? -Melin * * * Siamese attack puppet – California Still neglecting and overprotecting my children ---
**Author:** ![jab1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ee7513/32.png) [@jab1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jab1)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2000, 1:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff/14130/873 "2000-02-06T01:43:00Z")
Posting just to see how long it will take for the post to register. Y’see, the longer the thread, the longer it takes for a post to register. Or so I think… * * * \>\< DARWIN \> \_\_ **L\_\_\_L** ---
**Author:** ![elelle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f0a364/32.png) [@elelle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elelle)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2000, 2:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff/14130/874 "2000-02-06T02:02:00Z")
::: struggling to erect gigantic banner with the Idealized Portrait of Uncle Beer (a paint-over of a surplus Communist model, purchased at Eastern BlocBuster fer a song)::: Ahhhh! Long ago He Belched, and that Belch turned into The Movement. Now the Dream is reborn! ::: takes a swig of tequila, hoists the bottle toward the Guy Stuff Banner::: Long May He Belch! ::: Runs as a careening schoolbus tears through the playground ::: ---
**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2000, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff/14130/875 "2000-02-06T02:09:00Z")
All Hail UncleBeer! All Hail UncleBeer! Come, let us light the eternal flame. May it burn forever, in honor of our hero. :::lights hand on fire::: Woohoo! Boy, does it ever feel _gooooood_ to do that again! * * * Changing my sig, because Wally said to, and I really like Wally, and I’ll do anything he says, anytime he says to. ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2000, 1:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff/14130/876 "2000-02-06T13:42:00Z")
_YAWN_ Wha… huh… ouch… my head ! So how long was I out? A MONTH??? And one thing: if we’re gonna hijack the Space Shuttle, we need to get a hold of Nuclear Sub Boy (as someone called him in another thread. Yeah, I know. There ARE no other threads 😉 ), ChiefScott. ## Chief? Can you drive a big flame bursting thermos? **Coldfire** * * * _ **"You know how complex women are"** _ - Neil Peart, **Rush** (1993) ---
**Author:** ![Sealemon88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c68b51/32.png) [@Sealemon88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sealemon88)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2000, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff/14130/877 "2000-02-06T17:17:00Z")
Well, if he can’t, I will! \< taking a swig from the bottle \> I mean, come on, how hard could it possibly be to fly the shuttle? It’s all automated anyway! * * * You say “cheesy” like that’s a **BAD** thing. ---
**Author:** ![neuro-trash\_grrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3ab097/32.png) [@neuro-trash\_grrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/neuro-trash_grrrl)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2000, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff/14130/878 "2000-02-07T01:54:00Z")
Oh, no! It’s back! That does it, I’m hiding all of my cats in the bomb shelter until this blows over. * * * An infinite number of rednecks in an infinite number of pickup trucks shooting an infinite number of shotguns at an infinite number of road signs will eventually produce all the world’s great works of literature in Braille. ---
**Author:** ![neuro-trash\_grrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3ab097/32.png) [@neuro-trash\_grrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/neuro-trash_grrrl)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2000, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff/14130/879 "2000-02-07T01:56:00Z")
Oh, no! It’s back! That does it, I’m hiding all of my cats in the bomb shelter until this blows over. * * * An infinite number of rednecks in an infinite number of pickup trucks shooting an infinite number of shotguns at an infinite number of road signs will eventually produce all the world’s great works of literature in Braille. ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2000, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff/14130/880 "2000-02-07T02:07:00Z")
## Fuck the cats, woman! The question is: do you know which damn button fires up this Space Thermos??? **Coldfire** * * * _ **"You know how complex women are"** _ - Neil Peart, **Rush** (1993) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff/14130.md?page=43) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff/14130.md?page=45)