# Guy Stuff **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 5, 1999, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff/14130 "1999-11-05T19:00:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 51
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2000, 2:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff/14130/1001 "2000-02-17T02:05:00Z")
Alright! That’s it! I’m joinin’ Wally on this one – anybody who can still count is in no damned shape to pilot this stinkin’ tin can! Give up the keys voluntarily there John, or I’m afraid I’m gonna havta set the space aardvark on ya . . . Dr. Watson “Sorry, used up my weekly allotment of exclamation points, and must shut up now.” ---
**Author:** ![Max\_Torque](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Max\_Torque](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_Torque)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2000, 2:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff/14130/1002 "2000-02-17T02:06:00Z")
Make that 8. Never posted to this thread, but I’m mighty proud to contribute this close to 1000. Toss me a beer. ---
**Author:** ![John\_Corrado](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a88e4f/32.png) [@John\_Corrado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Corrado)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2000, 2:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff/14130/1003 "2000-02-17T02:06:00Z")
And I believe this makes #1000. Which is roughly the percentage of alcohol in the average Guy Stuff member’s bloodstream. So, slingshotting around the sun, huh? Pass me a beer. I think I’ll need it to survive the G-forces. * * * JMCJ Winner of the _Mr. & Mrs. Polycarp Award for Literalizing Cliches_ for knowing an actual atheist in a foxhole. ---
**Author:** ![Thirsty4](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/958977/32.png) [@Thirsty4](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thirsty4)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2000, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff/14130/1004 "2000-02-17T02:07:00Z")
A random woman runs by wearing naught but a ribbon yelling: Post 1000! Waa hoo! and disappears ---
**Author:** ![Kricket](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/f14d63/32.png) [@Kricket](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kricket)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2000, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff/14130/1005 "2000-02-17T02:12:00Z")
Here you go Cristi, a pinetree thingy just for you! Hell, pine trees for everyone!!! Wow, the wombat didn’t even see that one commin. He didn’t flinch or anything! Someone get that thing a drink. Anyone got an oatmeal pie hiden somewhere that I can have before it gets found and used? Uh, never mind, I saw where you had that last. Thanks anyway? Are we doin that sling shot thing or not? Cause if we are I’m gonna need a lot more to drink, and a front row seat for this one! One more question. Anyone heard anything from earth yet? Just wondering how much coverage we are all getting. ---
**Author:** ![Kricket](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/f14d63/32.png) [@Kricket](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kricket)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2000, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff/14130/1006 "2000-02-17T02:20:00Z")
Here you go Cristi, a pinetree thingy just for you! Hell, pine trees for everyone!!! Wow, the wombat didn’t even see that one commin. He didn’t flinch or anything! Someone get that thing a drink. Anyone got an oatmeal pie hiden somewhere that I can have before it gets found and used? Uh, never mind, I saw where you had that last. Thanks anyway? Are we doin that sling shot thing or not? Cause if we are I’m gonna need a lot more to drink, and a front row seat for this one! One more question. Anyone heard anything from earth yet? Just wondering how much coverage we are all getting. ---
**Author:** ![mikan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/cc9497/32.png) [@mikan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mikan)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2000, 3:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff/14130/1007 "2000-02-17T03:33:00Z")
This is actually the first time I’ve opened this thread, let alone posted in it. Do I need to go back and read all the existing posts before I can join the discussion? ---
**Author:** ![Yue\_Han](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/eada6e/32.png) [@Yue\_Han](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yue_Han)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2000, 3:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff/14130/1008 "2000-02-17T03:38:00Z")
Mikan, you god (or goddess). You did it! Your’s was post 1006. You posted the post that overwhelmed Phaedrus’ mostrosity. Woo-hoo! Oh God, this is so damn great!!! Can we get Unclebeer in here to say a few words? Oh, I love this place. –John * * * Wo de qianzi shi Zhongwende. ---
**Author:** ![Kricket](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/f14d63/32.png) [@Kricket](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kricket)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2000, 3:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff/14130/1009 "2000-02-17T03:59:00Z")
What is the Wombat thing eating?! look out he’s gotten ahold of one of those wicked wings. ---
**Author:** ![elelle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f0a364/32.png) [@elelle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elelle)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2000, 4:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff/14130/1010 "2000-02-17T04:00:00Z")
:::Outside, in space, The Velvet Darkness caresses from all sides. Sooooo peaceful::: Splooorrrtt! And another Nutty Buddy! Sploooorrrtt! An another Nutty, :::Whuuuuuuppppp…The Tank is my Lifeline…whuuuuupppp::: What the Hell??? :::A distorted, screaming cartoon of a humanoid, a la Munch, floats by…his twisted visage is babbling. Gibberish? What the hell is he saying??? His hand reaches out to mine. I offer a Nutty Buddy. He seems to be arguing about something, and flings the Nutty Buddy aside. It lingers. I shrug, and go back to the business at hand, as he careens off into the void::: Hehe. In GuySpace, Phaedy, no one can hear you scream. ---
**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2000, 4:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff/14130/1011 "2000-02-17T04:13:00Z")
Maxie! You finally made it! _smooches him and hands Max a beer_ Now then…who’s in for a game of strip poker? We need to pass the time until we slingshot around hte sun SOMEHOW… * * * “You are sweet, kind, and considerate… Like a grown up boy scout with tits!” - Brian, aka SDMB’s one and only Satan. ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2000, 5:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff/14130/1012 "2000-02-17T05:01:00Z")
Well, it’s just a goddamned shame is all it is. Ye’d have thought that after comin’ all this way, if there was anything good and right left in this world, the honor of makin’ post #1006 would have been reserved fer our benefactor and guiding light throughout these dark days. UncleBeer, allow me to be the first to say that I am as ashamed of this crew as any man wearin’ a skirt in zero gravity can be, and I command the crew to lift their collective glasses to you! Well made sir. Dr. Watson “No additional details required.” ---
**Author:** ![Kricket](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/f14d63/32.png) [@Kricket](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kricket)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2000, 5:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff/14130/1013 "2000-02-17T05:14:00Z")
There’s Glasses? ---
**Author:** ![TVeblen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/4bbf92/32.png) [@TVeblen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TVeblen)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2000, 6:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff/14130/1014 "2000-02-17T06:18:00Z")
Damn well said, Crick&Watson! This is a milestone for Dopers, and UncleBeer deserves all the credit ::evil chuckle:: and blame for spawning this whole saga. _Here’s to Uncle!!_ (uh, Uncle Beer; UncaCece seems to be strangely silent) ::Veb does an Exorcist head-spinning double take:: Hey, anybody notice we have a bona fide Scottish person on this space flight, and he doesn’t have a dubious toupee, shaky accent and hasn’t once mention dilithium crytals? Toss that man a Tabasco-drenched hot wing! And toss one to that poor carbon-encrusted critter, too. Sheesh, you people are deeply sick but _excellent_ company! Veb ---
**Author:** ![TVeblen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/4bbf92/32.png) [@TVeblen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TVeblen)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2000, 6:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff/14130/1015 "2000-02-17T06:19:00Z")
Damn well said, Crick&Watson! This is a milestone for Dopers, and UncleBeer deserves all the credit ::evil chuckle:: and blame for spawning this whole saga. _Here’s to Uncle!!_ (uh, Uncle Beer; UncaCece seems to be strangely silent) ::Veb does an Exorcist head-spinning double take:: Hey, anybody notice we have a bona fide Scottish person on this space flight, and he doesn’t have a dubious toupee, shaky accent and hasn’t once mentioned dilithium crytals? Toss that man a Tabasco-drenched hot wing! And toss one to that poor carbon-encrusted critter, too. Sheesh, you people are deeply sick but _excellent_ company! Veb ---
**Author:** ![UncleBeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/977dab/32.png) [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2000, 1:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff/14130/1016 "2000-02-17T13:35:00Z")
I’m still here, but I wanna go home now and do some laundry. I think my underwear are alive. * * * _Here’s mud in yer eye,_ UncleBeer ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2000, 1:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff/14130/1017 "2000-02-17T13:38:00Z")
Don’t be a wimp, Uncle. Here, pour some of this here Tequila down your pants, that oughta kill the friggin’ bacteria and germs and such. * * * **Coldfire** * * * _ **"You know how complex women are"** _ - Neil Peart, **Rush** (1993) ---
**Author:** ![UncleBeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/977dab/32.png) [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2000, 1:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff/14130/1018 "2000-02-17T13:55:00Z")
Okay! What am I gonna do with the lime and salt though? ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2000, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff/14130/1019 "2000-02-17T14:33:00Z")
Shove the lime up the roasted cats ass and throw the salt over your shoulder for luck 😃 * * * **Coldfire** * * * _ **"You know how complex women are"** _ - Neil Peart, **Rush** (1993) ---
**Author:** ![Vestal\_Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/5e9695/32.png) [@Vestal\_Blue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vestal_Blue)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2000, 4:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff/14130/1020 "2000-02-17T16:26:00Z")
> [@](#): > > Originally posted by Coldfire: > \*\*Shove the lime up the roasted cats ass and throw the salt over your shoulder for luck 😃 > > \*\* You insensitive _prick!_ Do you know how much that _stings?!_ Great, Coldfire! I stifled my laugh so hard I almost lost a lens! * * * VB I could never eat a mouse raw…their little feet are probably real cold going down. :rolleyes: [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff/14130.md?page=50) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff/14130.md?page=52)