# Guy Stuff **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 5, 1999, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff/14130 "1999-11-05T19:00:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 52
**Author:** ![Vestal\_Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/5e9695/32.png) [@Vestal\_Blue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vestal_Blue)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2000, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff/14130/1021 "2000-02-17T16:45:00Z")
> [@](#): > > Originally posted by Falcon: > \*\* > > Now then…who’s in for a game of strip poker? > > \*\* Sweetheart, ya gotta have clothes **on** first! 😉 * * * VB I could never eat a mouse raw…their little feet are probably real cold going down. :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2000, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff/14130/1022 "2000-02-17T16:50:00Z")
> [@](#): > > Originally posted by Vestal Blue: > \*\* You insensitive _prick!_\*\* Now, am I just drunk, or are you coming on to me? * * * **Coldfire** * * * _ **"You know how complex women are"** _ - Neil Peart, **Rush** (1993) ---
**Author:** ![Vestal\_Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/5e9695/32.png) [@Vestal\_Blue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vestal_Blue)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2000, 6:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff/14130/1023 "2000-02-18T06:21:00Z")
Coldfire, you’re just drunk. I pulled that line from Men in Black; it’s one of my favourites, both movie and line. referencing the cat, it seemed approriate; and I _did_ get some curious looks from co-workers as I muffled my paroxysms of laughter! I’m soooo glad I hadn’t just taken a drink! 🙂 now I return us to our regularly scheduled show, “Animal House in Space!” “YO! Falcon sweetie! you marked this deck!” * * * VB I could never eat a mouse raw…their little feet are probably real cold going down. :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![jab1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ee7513/32.png) [@jab1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jab1)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2000, 10:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff/14130/1024 "2000-02-17T22:26:00Z")
C’mon! We can’t let it die now! * * * \>\< DARWIN \> \_\_ **L\_\_\_L** ---
**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2000, 10:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff/14130/1025 "2000-02-17T22:42:00Z")
::teleports in:: I’ve brought the all-American breakfast - a case of Corona, and a box of Moon Pies. Who wants what? Super hot Buffalo wings, you say? Sure, gimme two! ---
**Author:** ![Vestal\_Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/5e9695/32.png) [@Vestal\_Blue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vestal_Blue)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2000, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff/14130/1026 "2000-02-17T22:44:00Z")
> [@](#): > > Originally posted by jab1: > \*\*C’mon! We can’t let it die now! > > \*\* (No sweat Jab, it’s not dying. This is just the normal work day mid-afternoon hiatus. This thread will never die! It can only rest. It has been resurrected once already.) Now, where has that girl floated off to now? Heeeyyyyy Falllllconnnnn! * * * VB I could never eat a mouse raw…their little feet are probably real cold going down. :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2000, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff/14130/1027 "2000-02-17T22:50:00Z")
What is that green thing hanging from the wombat’s butt? Lime? Lime won’t help, guys. He needs aloe. Just 'cause they’re both green doesn’t mean they’ll have the same effect. But it was a very kind thing of you to try. :::dodges hurled empties::: What do you mean, “we’re guys, we’re not kind?” * * * Changing my sig, because Wally said to, and I really like Wally, and I’ll do anything he says, anytime he says to. ---
**Author:** ![Babar714](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/779978/32.png) [@Babar714](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Babar714)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2000, 10:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff/14130/1028 "2000-02-17T22:54:00Z")
Question: Who here prefers little breasts with puffie nipples to knockers with silver dollars? Comments? Rebuttles? ---
**Author:** ![Vestal\_Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/5e9695/32.png) [@Vestal\_Blue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vestal_Blue)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2000, 11:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff/14130/1029 "2000-02-17T23:36:00Z")
> [@](#): > > Originally posted by Babar714: > **Question: Who here prefers little breasts with puffie nipples to knockers with silver dollars? Comments? Rebuttles?** Lessee pal, we’re hurtling through space with _several_ delightful, albeit whiff, ladies and you want me to _choose?!_ Vacuum is pretty thin stuff! Uh uh buddy, not me; I know what side my parsnips are buttered on! * * * VB I could never eat a mouse raw…their little feet are probably real cold going down. :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![TVeblen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/4bbf92/32.png) [@TVeblen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TVeblen)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2000, 11:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff/14130/1030 "2000-02-17T23:50:00Z")
I’ll leave the guys to their wishful nipple evaluation thing and extend my condolences now to Coldfire. That’s NeuroTrashGrrrl’s cat you just did a citrus suppository on and I’d hate to be in your clogs when she finds out, boyo. ::quaffs tequila:: Well, as a scientific mission we can now test if it’s true that in space, they can’t hear you scream. Whoa! Hear that? I didn’t know the Dutch yodeled. Poor Coldfire sounds like NTG is giving him a vasectomy with a rusty lid from a bean dip can. Hmmm, guess we _can_ hear screaming in space. Somebody wanna tell Houston? Is the moose schlong moving or is it me? Veb ---
**Author:** ![Yue\_Han](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/eada6e/32.png) [@Yue\_Han](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yue_Han)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2000, 12:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff/14130/1031 "2000-02-18T00:18:00Z")
I don’t think you’re the moose schlong, TV. Too much booze for you, I think. This thread has been resurrected more than once. I lost count a long time ago, but this current incarnation was started by Sunset Lightening’s protests. Hey, were is this crazy Yeti, anyhow? * * * Wo de qianzi shi Zhongwende. ---
**Author:** ![TVeblen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/4bbf92/32.png) [@TVeblen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TVeblen)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2000, 1:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff/14130/1032 "2000-02-18T01:29:00Z")
::Veb turns pale, and it isn’t motion sickness from watching the floating moose schlong:: Oh, _shit, don’t tell me we ate the Yeti!_ I know the jerky tasted a little bit off, but after a quart or two of that gargle blaster stuff who has any taste buds left? I think I’m gonna barf in Sealemon’s boot again. Veb ---
**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2000, 2:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff/14130/1033 "2000-02-18T02:18:00Z")
> [@](#): > > Originally posted by Vestal Blue: > \*\*Now, where has that girl floated off to now? > > Heeeyyyyy Falllllconnnnn!\*\* Yes hon? Was off trying to get my bottle of Scotch back from Melin. You still up for that game of poker? 😉 And NO, the cards aren’t marked! Sheesh! * * * “You are sweet, kind, and considerate… Like a grown up boy scout with tits!” - Brian, aka SDMB’s one and only Satan. ---
**Author:** ![elelle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f0a364/32.png) [@elelle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elelle)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2000, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff/14130/1034 "2000-02-18T02:54:00Z")
:::back in, HeatShield Mission accomplished::: Uhhhh…Space is really really cold, y’all. My nipples have busted through the tinfoil, I don’t think they’ll ever be the same. I-uh-I think I need emergency service… Cristi, hon, pass the terquilly… And, Veb, hate to break this to ya, that wasn’t the Yeti… it was John Glenn. He got upset a bit back and started a bug-eyed rant on the Space Program going to Hell and then… Well, I expect he’d be glad to know he was helping to further the fight against ignorance… ---
**Author:** ![Vestal\_Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/5e9695/32.png) [@Vestal\_Blue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vestal_Blue)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2000, 4:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff/14130/1035 "2000-02-18T04:20:00Z")
> [@](#): > > Originally posted by Falcon: > \*\* Yes hon? Was off trying to get my bottle of Scotch back from Melin. You still up for that game of poker? 😉 And NO, the cards aren’t marked! Sheesh! > > \*\* ## You betcha! Oh…you’re right; I guess you didn’t mark’em…just a little leftover technicolor burp from TV… \< VB wipes the cards off with the nearest thing he can get hhis hands on… \> VB I could never eat a mouse raw…their little feet are probably real cold going down. :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![Kricket](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/f14d63/32.png) [@Kricket](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kricket)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2000, 7:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff/14130/1036 "2000-02-18T07:28:00Z")
We have bean dip? Wow, the lap of luxury, glasses and bean dip. Who could ask for anything more? Alright now that the heat shields are up, when do we start the sling shot? ---
**Author:** ![UncleBeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/977dab/32.png) [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2000, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff/14130/1037 "2000-02-18T20:00:00Z")
Kricket, did you know you have bean dip in your lap? I think we should go back here and see how these zero-gravity showers work. C’mon. * * * _Here’s mud in yer eye,_ UncleBeer ---
**Author:** ![ChiefScott](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58f4c7/32.png) [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2000, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff/14130/1038 "2000-02-18T20:19:00Z")
Says UncaBeer: [quote] you have bean dip in your lap. [quote] That term is _so_ much more romantic than “cooze”. * * * “Though I hate 'em, I’ll defend to my death your right to use smilies.” Forward deployed until 18AUG00 ---
**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2000, 3:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff/14130/1039 "2000-02-19T15:01:00Z")
Falcon, deal me in, willya? I don’t care if the cards are marked or not. Who wants a cold one? Babar, that’s a dumb question. Women’s breasts can be attractive in an incredible variety of ways. Why choose? The perfect pair of breasts is on the woman that lets you fondle 'em. ---
**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2000, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff/14130/1040 "2000-02-19T15:24:00Z")
Zero-gravity showers? You mean I can **bathe** here? Cool. I was kinda getting to like this pine-tree thingy around my neck, though. :::stumbles over box::: Hello, what’s this? :::tears open box::: Wow! Look at these, guys! A buttload of videos! What have we got here…lessee, there’s _This Island Earth, Mars Needs Women, Robinson Crusoe on Mars, Zombies of the Stratosphere, Debbie Does Outer Space…_ Hmmmm. I think I see a pattern. Anyone got popcorn? * * * Changing my sig, because Wally said to, and I really like Wally, and I’ll do anything he says, anytime he says to. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff/14130.md?page=51) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff/14130.md?page=53)