# Guy Stuff **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 5, 1999, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff/14130 "1999-11-05T19:00:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 54
**Author:** ![WallyM7](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b5e925/32.png) [@WallyM7](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WallyM7)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2000, 12:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff/14130/1061 "2000-02-24T00:43:00Z")
I wish you people would stop double posting! * * * ---
**Author:** ![WallyM7](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b5e925/32.png) [@WallyM7](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WallyM7)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2000, 12:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff/14130/1062 "2000-02-24T00:46:00Z")
I wish you people would stop double posting! * * * ---
**Author:** ![WallyM7](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b5e925/32.png) [@WallyM7](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WallyM7)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2000, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff/14130/1063 "2000-02-24T00:51:00Z")
I wish you people would stop double posting! * * * ---
**Author:** ![WallyM7](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b5e925/32.png) [@WallyM7](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WallyM7)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2000, 12:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff/14130/1064 "2000-02-24T00:53:00Z")
I wish you people would stop double posting! * * * ---
**Author:** ![Yue\_Han](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/eada6e/32.png) [@Yue\_Han](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yue_Han)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2000, 11:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff/14130/1065 "2000-02-25T23:55:00Z")
Did you all feel that? It felt like we shuddered for a second. What time is it? Jesus Christ! It’s been 2 days?! Lost time? We couldn’t have all blacked out for that long… Where the hell has the ship wandered to while we were gone? _peers out the port_ Cecil, Slug, and Zotti! What the hell is that out there? * * * Wo de qianzi shi Zhongwende. New keyboard, new mouse, and the Dope is back! All hail the computer gods! ---
**Author:** ![elelle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f0a364/32.png) [@elelle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elelle)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2000, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff/14130/1066 "2000-02-26T02:23:00Z")
Hey Y’all, looky what I found in the Shuttle kitchen! Freeze- dried Birthday cake! These are little bitty packages, so I’m gonna pour all 12 into Cristi’s helmet… :: :pours a fifth of tequila onto the powder::: WHOOOO! Jesus! Happy Birthday, Uncle Beer! ---
**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2000, 2:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff/14130/1067 "2000-02-26T02:40:00Z")
Goddess on a Harley! Look at that flame! Woohoo! Somebody hand me the Coppertone! :::gives UncleBeer “that look”::: Hey Unc…wanna oil my back? * * * Changing my sig, because Wally said to, and I really like Wally, and I’ll do anything he says, anytime he says to. ---
**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2000, 2:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff/14130/1068 "2000-02-26T02:45:00Z")
Goddess on a Harley! Look at that flame! Woohoo! Somebody hand me the Coppertone! :::gives UncleBeer “that look”::: Hey Unc…wanna oil my back? * * * Changing my sig, because Wally said to, and I really like Wally, and I’ll do anything he says, anytime he says to. ---
**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2000, 2:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff/14130/1069 "2000-02-26T02:53:00Z")
Goddess on a Harley, look at that flame! Woohoo! Someone get me some Coppertone! I’m gonna sun my buns! :::casts a “come hither” look towards UncleBeer::: Hey Unc…wanna oil me? * * * Changing my sig, because Wally said to, and I really like Wally, and I’ll do anything he says, anytime he says to. ---
**Author:** ![ultress](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/7c8e57/32.png) [@ultress](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ultress)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2000, 3:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff/14130/1070 "2000-02-26T03:47:00Z")
Oh my, I have to read 22 pages to even know what’s going on and who is left for it to go on with. * * * _I’ve learned that if someone says something unkind about me, I must live so that no one will believe it._ ---
**Author:** ![Linney](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/58956e/32.png) [@Linney](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Linney)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2000, 8:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff/14130/1071 "2000-02-26T08:20:00Z")
I just wanted to be #1070. ---
**Author:** ![Linney](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/58956e/32.png) [@Linney](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Linney)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2000, 8:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff/14130/1072 "2000-02-26T08:22:00Z")
I just wanted to be #1070 ---
**Author:** ![Vestal\_Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/5e9695/32.png) [@Vestal\_Blue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vestal_Blue)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2000, 7:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff/14130/1073 "2000-02-27T07:06:00Z")
> [@](#): > > Originally posted by ultress: > \*\*Oh my, I have to read 22 pages to even know what’s going on and who is left for it to go on with. > > \*\* S’alright; you can go on with me, as Falcon seems to be otherwise occupied at the moment! Welcome aboard! Grab the poison of your choice, and bring me another beer, please, as this one went flat and got warm during the week-long time warp! \< VB shakes the bottle and the contents just move around queasily \> * * * VB Changing my Sigline again 'cause Vebs’tummy is all better now! ---
**Author:** ![purrplebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/90ced4/32.png) [@purrplebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purrplebear)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2000, 7:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff/14130/1074 "2000-02-27T07:20:00Z")
Oh, my! What did I stumble onto here?? This looks like fun! Hey, can a girl come on board? I promise to not behave. I will not however be drinking any beer. _YECH_ Got anything else that’s stronger to knock back? So, can I? Huh? Please??? I’m even wearing my oldest halter top and jeans for the occasion! * * * Life is teaching you some painful lessons. But it is from adversity that strength is born. You may have lost the inning, but I know you’ll win the game. ---
**Author:** ![purrplebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/90ced4/32.png) [@purrplebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purrplebear)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2000, 7:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff/14130/1075 "2000-02-27T07:21:00Z")
Oh, my! What did I stumble onto here?? This looks like fun! Hey, can a girl come on board? I promise to not behave. I will not however be drinking any beer. _YECH_ Got anything else that’s stronger to knock back? So, can I? Huh? Please??? I’m even wearing my oldest halter top and jeans for the occasion! * * * Life is teaching you some painful lessons. But it is from adversity that strength is born. You may have lost the inning, but I know you’ll win the game. ---
**Author:** ![purrplebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/90ced4/32.png) [@purrplebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purrplebear)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2000, 7:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff/14130/1076 "2000-02-27T07:22:00Z")
Oh, my! What did I stumble onto here?? This looks like fun! Hey, can a girl come on board? I promise to not behave. I will not however be drinking any beer. _YECH_ Got anything else that’s stronger to knock back? So, can I? Huh? Please??? I’m even wearing my oldest halter top and jeans for the occasion! * * * Life is teaching you some painful lessons. But it is from adversity that strength is born. You may have lost the inning, but I know you’ll win the game. ---
**Author:** ![purrplebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/90ced4/32.png) [@purrplebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purrplebear)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2000, 7:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff/14130/1077 "2000-02-27T07:25:00Z")
Oh, my! What did I stumble onto here?? This looks like fun! Hey, can a girl come on board? I promise to not behave. I will not however be drinking any beer. _YECH_ Got anything else that’s stronger to knock back? So, can I? Huh? Please??? I’m even wearing my oldest halter top and jeans for the occasion! * * * Life is teaching you some painful lessons. But it is from adversity that strength is born. You may have lost the inning, but I know you’ll win the game. ---
**Author:** ![purrplebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/90ced4/32.png) [@purrplebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purrplebear)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2000, 7:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff/14130/1078 "2000-02-27T07:26:00Z")
Oh, my! What did I stumble onto here?? This looks like fun! Hey, can a girl come on board? I promise to not behave. I will not however be drinking any beer. _YECH_ Got anything else that’s stronger to knock back? So, can I? Huh? Please??? I’m even wearing my oldest halter top and jeans for the occasion! * * * Life is teaching you some painful lessons. But it is from adversity that strength is born. You may have lost the inning, but I know you’ll win the game. ---
**Author:** ![purrplebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/90ced4/32.png) [@purrplebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purrplebear)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2000, 7:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff/14130/1079 "2000-02-27T07:33:00Z")
Oh, my! Lookie what I just came across! _BURP_ Oops, 'scuse me. _hic_ Hey, this looks like fun, can I hang here a while? I know I’m a girl, but I can burp_BURP_ haha, with the best of 'em. I got a big bag of Ruffles too! So, can I join in? Huh? Can I? I promise to not behave. I’m even wearing my oldest halter top and jeans for the occasion, the jeans with the hole in the, well, never you mind where. * * * Life is teaching you some painful lessons. But it is from adversity that strength is born. You may have lost the inning, but I know you’ll win the game. ---
**Author:** ![purrplebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/90ced4/32.png) [@purrplebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purrplebear)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2000, 7:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff/14130/1080 "2000-02-27T07:35:00Z")
Oh, my! Lookie what I just came across! _BURP_ Oops, 'scuse me. _hic_ Hey, this looks like fun, can I hang here a while? I know I’m a girl, but I can burp_BURP_ haha, with the best of 'em. I got a big bag of Ruffles too! So, can I join in? Huh? Can I? I promise to not behave. I’m even wearing my oldest halter top and jeans for the occasion, the jeans with the hole in the, well, never you mind where. * * * Life is teaching you some painful lessons. But it is from adversity that strength is born. You may have lost the inning, but I know you’ll win the game. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff/14130.md?page=53) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff/14130.md?page=55)