# Guy Stuff **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 5, 1999, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff/14130 "1999-11-05T19:00:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 14\ **Page:** 56
**Author:** ![TwistofFate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cdc98d/32.png) [@TwistofFate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TwistofFate)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2000, 8:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff/14130/1101 "2000-02-28T08:51:00Z")
1100!!! Woo-Hoo!!! this is getting great!! what will happen next? and who has the rights on the film? * * * J Because Fido ate the Hand Grenade for me, When the Tans came round to search the house at tea, I said, “Take this, dog, and eat”, He thought it was a can of meat, It was the hand grenade that Fido ate for me. ---
**Author:** ![TwistofFate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cdc98d/32.png) [@TwistofFate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TwistofFate)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2000, 8:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff/14130/1102 "2000-02-28T08:53:00Z")
1100!!! Woo-Hoo!!! this is getting great!! what will happen next? and who has the rights on the film? * * * J Because Fido ate the Hand Grenade for me, When the Tans came round to search the house at tea, I said, “Take this, dog, and eat”, He thought it was a can of meat, It was the hand grenade that Fido ate for me. ---
**Author:** ![Vestal\_Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/5e9695/32.png) [@Vestal\_Blue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vestal_Blue)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2000, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff/14130/1103 "2000-02-28T16:18:00Z")
> [@](#): > > Originally posted by Falcon: > \*\* Hmpf! First you say in one thread you had fantasies about me, then you leave! Brought back some more beer too…but see if I let YOU have any! 😛 > \*\* I didn’t leave, I lurked! And how was I to know, when you didn’t flirt back! ## I’m sorry \< grovel grovel \> ; may I _please_ have a beer now? Can we kiss and make up? 🙂 VB Changing my Sigline again 'cause Vebs’tummy is all better now! ---
**Author:** ![Vestal\_Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/5e9695/32.png) [@Vestal\_Blue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vestal_Blue)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2000, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff/14130/1104 "2000-02-28T16:24:00Z")
> [@](#): > > Originally posted by Falcon: > \*\* Hmpf! First you say in one thread you had fantasies about me, then you leave! Brought back some more beer too…but see if I let YOU have any! 😛 > \*\* I didn’t leave, I lurked! And how was I to know, when you didn’t flirt back! ## I’m sorry \< grovel grovel \> ; may I _please_ have a beer now? Can we kiss and make up? 🙂 VB Changing my Sigline again 'cause Vebs’tummy is all better now! ---
**Author:** ![Vestal\_Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/5e9695/32.png) [@Vestal\_Blue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vestal_Blue)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2000, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff/14130/1105 "2000-02-28T17:15:00Z")
\< VB stepping out of character momentarily \> Unfortunately, I think it’s time to split off this thread into GUY STUFF Cont… It’s taking longer to post, and we’re suffering more multiples; waddaya think? Wanna do it Unc, as it’s your thread? \< VB back in character \> YO, Falcon babe! Who loves ya! C’mere, let me clean your jets! 😉 * * * VB Changing my Sigline again 'cause Vebs’tummy is all better now! ---
**Author:** ![Vestal\_Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/5e9695/32.png) [@Vestal\_Blue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vestal_Blue)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2000, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff/14130/1106 "2000-02-28T17:18:00Z")
\< VB stepping out of character momentarily \> Unfortunately, I think it’s time to split off this thread into GUY STUFF Cont… It’s taking longer to post, and we’re suffering more multiples; waddaya think? Wanna do it Unc, as it’s your thread? \< VB back in character \> YO, Falcon babe! Who loves ya! C’mere, let me clean your jets! 😉 * * * VB Changing my Sigline again 'cause Vebs’tummy is all better now! ---
**Author:** ![UncleBeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/977dab/32.png) [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2000, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff/14130/1107 "2000-02-28T17:34:00Z")
I think it should be killed. Preferably with a grenade launcher or flame thrower, something manly. I’m going to e-mail Euty and ask him to retire it. It certainly seems to be causing quite a bit of trouble. If anyone wants to start another, go ahead, but I won’t be responsible for the lawyer bills and housecleaning this time. **BOOOOOOOOM!!!** Wow, look at that big ass mushroom cloud and flying shrapnel. * * * _Here’s mud in yer eye!_ Yer pal, UncleBeer. ---
**Author:** ![UncleBeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/977dab/32.png) [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2000, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff/14130/1108 "2000-02-28T17:39:00Z")
I think it should be killed. Preferably with a grenade launcher or flame thrower, something manly. I’m going to e-mail Euty and ask him to retire it. It certainly seems to be causing quite a bit of trouble. If anyone wants to start another, go ahead, but I won’t be responsible for the lawyer bills and housecleaning this time. **BOOOOOOOOM!!!** Wow, look at that big ass mushroom cloud and flying shrapnel. * * * _Here’s mud in yer eye!_ Yer pal, UncleBeer. ---
**Author:** ![purrplebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/90ced4/32.png) [@purrplebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purrplebear)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2000, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff/14130/1109 "2000-02-28T17:45:00Z")
Hey, VB, dear. Here’s a beer. Catch!! Saved it just for you. Maybe we should, this is getting crazy…move this thing, I mean. - hehehhe\* _hic_ I still need a safety pin! anyone? please??? :o * * * Life is teaching you some painful lessons. But it is from adversity that strength is born. You may have lost the inning, but I know you’ll win the game. ---
**Author:** ![purrplebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/90ced4/32.png) [@purrplebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purrplebear)\ **Post date:** [February 29, 2000, 6:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff/14130/1110 "2000-02-29T06:04:00Z")
Well, VB my dear. I don’t know about Falcon, but here’s a beer I snitched for ya! CATCH!!! I hid it so you wouldn’t have to suffer for long. I never touch the stuff, myself, preferring something with a bit more KICK to it! _hic_ oh, and I still need a safety pin, getting tired or _hic_ holding up this strap. I need both hands for drinking. And I brought some more munchies, dig in everyone! Anyone got a safety pin??? Plea_hic_se??? * * * Life is teaching you some painful lessons. But it is from adversity that strength is born. You may have lost the inning, but I know you’ll win the game. ---
**Author:** ![purrplebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/90ced4/32.png) [@purrplebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purrplebear)\ **Post date:** [February 29, 2000, 6:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff/14130/1111 "2000-02-29T06:12:00Z")
Well, VB my dear. I don’t know about Falcon, but here’s a beer I snitched for ya! CATCH!!! I hid it so you wouldn’t have to suffer for long. I never touch the stuff, myself, preferring something with a bit more KICK to it! _hic_ oh, and I still need a safety pin, getting tired or _hic_ holding up this strap. I need both hands for drinking. And I brought some more munchies, dig in everyone! Anyone got a safety pin??? Plea_hic_se??? * * * Life is teaching you some painful lessons. But it is from adversity that strength is born. You may have lost the inning, but I know you’ll win the game. ---
**Author:** ![UncleBeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/977dab/32.png) [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)\ **Post date:** [February 29, 2000, 6:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff/14130/1112 "2000-02-29T06:44:00Z")
test ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2000, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff/14130/1113 "2000-07-30T20:45:56Z")
bumping a damned funny thread. ---
**Author:** ![UncleBeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/977dab/32.png) [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2000, 12:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff/14130/1114 "2000-08-02T12:07:55Z")
Hmmm, I thought this thing was closed, archived and dropped on the ashheap of history. _ **Bellllllchhhh** _ [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff/14130.md?page=55)