# Guy Stuff **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 5, 1999, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff/14130 "1999-11-05T19:00:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![WallyM7](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b5e925/32.png) [@WallyM7](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WallyM7)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 1999, 6:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff/14130/101 "1999-11-07T06:52:00Z")
What the hell are these women doing in our thread? Next thing you know, they’ll hijack it and start talking about Oprah and cookie recipes. Where are the moderators? 🙂 * * * This space for rent. ---
**Author:** ![CanadianSue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/71e660/32.png) [@CanadianSue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CanadianSue)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 1999, 6:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff/14130/102 "1999-11-07T06:53:00Z")
hell no Wally… we are going to teach you how to drink beer and burp the alphabet the correct way!!! * * * “Friends are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.” ---
**Author:** ![Ayesha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c0e974/32.png) [@Ayesha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ayesha)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 1999, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff/14130/103 "1999-11-06T19:18:00Z")
Yeah Wally, now shut up and see how much of this 151 you can knock back in one gulp. What ? Can you mix it with coke ? NO! Wuss ! * * * Ayesha - Lioness * * * You sound reasonable. Must be time to up my medication. ---
**Author:** ![Sealemon88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c68b51/32.png) [@Sealemon88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sealemon88)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 1999, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff/14130/104 "1999-11-06T19:21:00Z")
As long as the women get nekkid to “BrickHouse”, they can stay. \< knocking back another shot \> * * * You say “cheesy” like that’s a **BAD** thing. ---
**Author:** ![Ayesha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c0e974/32.png) [@Ayesha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ayesha)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 1999, 7:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff/14130/105 "1999-11-06T19:25:00Z")
You first Sealemon,I’m not that drunk yet. I see they got your ass put out. * * * Ayesha - Lioness * * * You sound reasonable. Must be time to up my medication. ---
**Author:** ![Minxsmom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d07c76/32.png) [@Minxsmom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Minxsmom)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 1999, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff/14130/106 "1999-11-06T19:51:00Z")
Hi, guys! I’m back! I thought you might let me join in if I brought a contribution to the party (opens large paper bag). Here! I brought some nice lavender potpourri to help with the smell, and some diet coke, and apple cinnamon rice cakes, and here’s the best part - I brought a movie - _My Best Friend’s Wedding_!!! Why are you looking at me like that? (dropping the bag on the floor) I’ll be in the Pit watching the movie. Call me if you need me. ---
**Author:** ![CanadianSue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/71e660/32.png) [@CanadianSue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CanadianSue)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 1999, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff/14130/107 "1999-11-06T20:00:00Z")
Im thinking the men should strut their stuff first here… * * * “Friends are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.” ---
**Author:** ![Sealemon88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c68b51/32.png) [@Sealemon88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sealemon88)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 1999, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff/14130/108 "1999-11-06T20:41:00Z")
Well, there’s a pretty good movie on the Spice Channel I wanted to tape. I’ll just tape over _My Best Friend’s Wedding_ if no one objects… Or even if they _do_. I’m a **man** , Goddammit! \< Beeeeelch \> * * * You say “cheesy” like that’s a **BAD** thing. ---
**Author:** ![Imthecowgodmoo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/58f4c7/32.png) [@Imthecowgodmoo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Imthecowgodmoo)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 1999, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff/14130/109 "1999-11-06T20:57:00Z")
Heeeeeeyyyyy!!! Steaks are here! Show me the grill and I’ll put these beer-battered brats on too! Pass me a beer, gimme about 15 minutes and I’ll give ya’ll the best damn barbeque you ever did eat! Oh yeah, I brought Debbie Does Dallas 200, and ButtMan’s European Vacation! :::scratches belly button, sniffs, repeats::: * * * “I’m not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.”-- Calvin and Hobbes (\_\_) `\/-------\ `| |-----| | …c.c…c.c… ---
**Author:** ![CanadianSue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/71e660/32.png) [@CanadianSue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CanadianSue)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 1999, 11:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff/14130/110 "1999-11-06T23:47:00Z")
I heard that Debbie did more than Dallas and is old and worn out now… hmmm maybe we oughta get ourselves a real “guy” flick _wink_ * * * “Friends are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.” ---
**Author:** ![WallyM7](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b5e925/32.png) [@WallyM7](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WallyM7)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 1999, 11:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff/14130/111 "1999-11-06T23:54:00Z")
Told ya they were gonna hijack the thread. ## 😉 This space for rent. ---
**Author:** ![Sealemon88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c68b51/32.png) [@Sealemon88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sealemon88)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 1999, 12:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff/14130/112 "1999-11-07T00:01:00Z")
Bullshit, Mon. Now get me another beer, Sue! \< Buuurp \> * * * You say “cheesy” like that’s a **BAD** thing. ---
**Author:** ![WallyM7](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b5e925/32.png) [@WallyM7](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WallyM7)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 1999, 12:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff/14130/113 "1999-11-07T00:10:00Z")
While you’re at it, Sue, get me a bowl of turtle soup. And make it snappy. * * * This space for rent. ---
**Author:** ![elelle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f0a364/32.png) [@elelle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elelle)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 1999, 12:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff/14130/114 "1999-11-07T00:42:00Z")
Hey guys! I just won big at the casino! I’m gonna make a run through the beer tunnel…y’all need anything??? ---
**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 1999, 5:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff/14130/115 "1999-11-07T05:53:00Z")
Hooooooooly sheeeeeeeeit. I do not believe this. I passed out behind the garage HOURS ago, and y’all left me there. You just left me there. My clothes are wet. Did the dog pee on me, or did one of you? Or did all of you? Geez. I guess I had this coming…no, bad choice of words. Aw Christ. I need Alka-Seltzer. And Motrin. Or maybe a shot of tequila. Hair of the dog, you know. Is there any tequila left? ---
**Author:** ![CanadianSue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/71e660/32.png) [@CanadianSue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CanadianSue)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 1999, 7:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff/14130/116 "1999-11-07T07:44:00Z")
Seale and Wally… ill snap you alright… now get off your butts and get me a beer and some soup!! * * * “Friends are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.” ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 1999, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff/14130/117 "1999-11-07T15:14:00Z")
Huh… waddwaaddawaddaaa WTF?? I must have passed out… anyways I’m back now. Aces high ? Hey, I got a crate of Belgian Special Beers in the car, if anyone cares to join me in tossing back some 12% ones… Bbbuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrppppp… Yeah, I’m back alright… ## Any snacks ready from that Weber yet ? Coldfire * * * “You know how complex women are” - Neil Peart, Rush (1993) ---
**Author:** ![Ayesha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c0e974/32.png) [@Ayesha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ayesha)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 1999, 4:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff/14130/118 "1999-11-07T16:12:00Z")
I have to do this before the Lion does. Yeah, I did it in Dallas, but I’m not THAT Debbie ! I don’t even let people all me Debbie anymore, because of that movie, and because it’s just sad for a 41 year old woman to be called Debbie. Just call me Deb, or Debra, or Ayesha, or She Who Must Be Obeyed. There Lion, now you can’t blakmail me over that ! Now I’ll have a beer. * * * Ayesha - Lioness * * * You sound reasonable. Must be time to up my medication. ---
**Author:** ![Ayesha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c0e974/32.png) [@Ayesha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ayesha)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 1999, 4:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff/14130/119 "1999-11-07T16:26:00Z")
Lion, Get yur ass home and fix that blasted c key now, it only works half the time ! * * * Ayesha - Lioness * * * You sound reasonable. Must be time to up my medication. ---
**Author:** ![Sealemon88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c68b51/32.png) [@Sealemon88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sealemon88)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 1999, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff/14130/120 "1999-11-07T16:51:00Z")
Ahh, hell, yeah. You’re a man’s woman, Sue! \< gives her a noogie \> Now getcher ass in there and get my friggin’ beer! * * * You say “cheesy” like that’s a **BAD** thing. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff/14130.md?page=5) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guy-stuff/14130.md?page=7)