# Guys; Dead puppies or what do you REALLY think about durring sex? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [October 4, 2004, 10:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guys-dead-puppies-or-what-do-you-really-think-about-durring-sex/267440 "2004-10-04T10:50:27Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 11\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![mouthbreather](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a698b9/32.png) [@mouthbreather](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mouthbreather)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2004, 1:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guys-dead-puppies-or-what-do-you-really-think-about-durring-sex/267440/41 "2004-10-05T13:11:16Z")
Baseball statistics and lists. “Ok, lesse…How many members of the 500 HR club can you name? Aaron, Ruth Mays, Bonds, McGwire, Killebrew, Frank Robinson, Mike Schmidt, Sammy Sosa, Mickey Mantle…who am I forgetting?” Then, reassess the situation: Either good to getting back to conentrating on the task at hand, or “Oh shit, need another list! OK…Pitchers with 300 wins: Cy Young, Warren Spahn, Nolan Ryan, Steve Carlton…” You get the idea. This is not to say that I or anyone else has a problem with premature ejaculation, either. There are times when you can tell that even though you’re very close, you can telll that another 2 or 3 minutes will provide your partner with… ahem, an “added bonus”. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2004, 2:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guys-dead-puppies-or-what-do-you-really-think-about-durring-sex/267440/42 "2004-10-05T14:08:27Z")
> [@](#): > > Quote: > Originally Posted by SHAKES > > Me I think about\_: Dead puppies > > Well, since I’m a bestial necrophiliac, this doesn’t quite help. Makes me come faster if anything. > … > … > … > > \*Glances left, glances right, weak laugh > Haha, no no… > > Seriously, I just try to keep my mind blank for a while. “I’d call him a sadistic bestial necrophiliac, but that’s beating a dead horse.” ``` -- Woody Allen's **What's Up, Tiger Lily?** ``` ---
**Author:** ![Poonther](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Poonther](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Poonther)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2004, 3:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guys-dead-puppies-or-what-do-you-really-think-about-durring-sex/267440/43 "2004-10-05T15:03:06Z")
While I rarely have this problem on the few occassions that I do (marathon sessions usually…we are talking in hours here boyz) I visualize a row of traditional looking nuns (in their nun hoodies) with wrinkled faces slapping rulers in the palms of their hands with the most scornful expressions you’ve ever seen. The funny thing is that I’m not even Catholic, but I have sex with one who is. ---
**Author:** ![pyrrthon1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/2acd7d/32.png) [@pyrrthon1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pyrrthon1)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2004, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guys-dead-puppies-or-what-do-you-really-think-about-durring-sex/267440/44 "2004-10-05T15:45:20Z")
I think about what the poor girl under me has to look at. ---
**Author:** ![msmith537](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d9b06d/32.png) [@msmith537](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/msmith537)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2004, 4:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guys-dead-puppies-or-what-do-you-really-think-about-durring-sex/267440/45 "2004-10-05T16:00:53Z")
> [@Enginerd](#): > > Well of course _you_ don’t… what about your partner? SHE suffers from vaginal stretching ---
**Author:** ![Syntropy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/65b543/32.png) [@Syntropy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Syntropy)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2004, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guys-dead-puppies-or-what-do-you-really-think-about-durring-sex/267440/46 "2004-10-05T16:09:15Z")
There’s exercises for that. However, it’s not the point. :rolleyes: What the women in this thread have tried to explain, and thus far has been completely ignored, is: The only person you’re impressing is yourself. If you’re waiting for us, thank you. It’s appreciated. If you’re just going on to prove something … um… why? Your buds aren’t here to tell you what a stud you are. Remember me? The person you’re having sex _with_? Either we’re here for each other’s mutual enjoyment, or I’m just a whack off tool. In which case, I think you’d be better off with some lube and a magazine. ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2004, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guys-dead-puppies-or-what-do-you-really-think-about-durring-sex/267440/47 "2004-10-05T18:08:41Z")
> [@TommyTutone](#): > > Ex-Atlanta Braves great, Mark Lemke (I hope this doesn’t make me gay) About as gay as Jack Morris et al. were. That is to say, not. Think about it like this: you’re trying tp keep yourself from orgasming. It helps you to think about fine defensive player, and hot playoff bat, Mark Lemke, who was shall we say not known for his boyish good looks. You aren’t attracted to him, and that’s the key thing (here, anyway). If you were thinking about Andruw Jones, on the other hand, and it _didn’t_ work for you … well, then join the club:) ---
**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2004, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guys-dead-puppies-or-what-do-you-really-think-about-durring-sex/267440/48 "2004-10-05T20:17:25Z")
> [@SHAKES](#): > > You know what I’m talking about guys, it starts to feel to good too soon so we (try) to think about something else to pre-occupy our minds in order to hold out just a little longer. Add me to the list of men for whom this isn’t a problem. I can go pretty much as long as I need to. > [@](#): > > Grandma in a teddy Which one, the red one or the black one? I prefer the red, it can be removed one-handed. ---
**Author:** ![SolGrundy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bbce88/32.png) [@SolGrundy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SolGrundy)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2004, 12:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guys-dead-puppies-or-what-do-you-really-think-about-durring-sex/267440/49 "2004-10-06T00:28:21Z")
> [@SHAKES](#): > > My deal is like those times when you wake up in the morning roll over to your partner, start making out then actually go at it for a “quickie” before work. -And although I do use the vernacular “quickie” I still try to be courteous and let her get satisfied before I do. It’s times like that when its REALLY hard. (no pun intended heh, heh,) to hold out. Seriously, I wouldn’t sweat it, man. That’s super-common, and it’s really not as serious as people are making it sound. There wouldn’t be so many jokes about “think about baseball! think about baseball!” if it were all “weird.” ---
**Author:** ![alphaFemale](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecb155/32.png) [@alphaFemale](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alphaFemale)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2004, 12:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guys-dead-puppies-or-what-do-you-really-think-about-durring-sex/267440/50 "2004-10-06T00:34:29Z")
> [@bup](#): > > If you’re coming too fast, try masturbating more often. just try masturbating more often, _period_. i’m just saying. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Krisfer\_the\_Cat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Krisfer\_the\_Cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Krisfer_the_Cat)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2004, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guys-dead-puppies-or-what-do-you-really-think-about-durring-sex/267440/51 "2004-10-06T02:21:51Z")
> [@whiterabbit](#): > > I know I’m not speaking for all women, but as one for whom actual intercourse feels damn good but doesn’t get me anywhere at all, I honestly don’t care if it’s really short. Foreplay, however, is required. Lots of it. Mmmmm. What she said… yup yup. In fact I prefer if you get off my asthmatic lungs as soon as possible. 😃 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guys-dead-puppies-or-what-do-you-really-think-about-durring-sex/267440.md?page=2)